Jesus Medrano; phony SF sniper
Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow Jesus Medrano who claims to be a former Special Forces sniper and fitness instructor;
Well, he was a drill sergeant for about nine months at Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri, but the rest of his time in the Army was spent repairing generators. He was a nasty leg even while he was stationed at Fort Bragg, home of the Airborne;
It looks like he took up the Clinton Administration on their offer of an early retirement in 1994. I don’t see any time he spent as a Master Fitness Trainer, in either the school or in his units. I’m pretty sure there are no special forces qualified generator mechanics who are also snipers.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
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A fitness instructor should know enough to wear a jogging bra if he has man boobs and girly arms.
Okay, he put his time in – no issues with that, but stop with the self-aggrandisement, Haysous, and just be who you are.
And what’s wrong with being a Leg, anyway? I have a photo someone took of me at a desk on the phone because the department Yeoman decided she dint wannabe a YoHo no mo’ and bailed out.
Moobs. The real sign of a fitness instructor.
HAHAHAHA love the pose and look he has. Printing the poster and it’s going up on the wall.
“What’s wrong with being a leg?”
In this instance it negates the possibility of being a Special Forces Operator.
In other instances it’s just a military rivalry thing.
“With silver wings upon his chest… ” or, in this case, not.
PH, if one is a NAP (non-airborne person), the snowflake sensitive term for a dirty, nasty leg, one by definition cannot be an Army Special Forces soldier because all qualified SF types have to be jump qualified to go to SF schools, cuz they make you jump out of airplanes.
I think you meant to say ‘Dirty, Nasty Leg’, 😉
My mama was a dirty nasty leg.
So was mine, but she had one son who wasn’t. I am happy to say I collected jump pay for almost the entire time I was on active duty, except for 5 weeks of IOBC and 9 of the 15 months I spent in the Viet of the Nam.
Fitness instructor. Third image shows Eric Cartman during his Beefcake.. BEEFCAKE!! phase.
Jesus, what the hell happened to you? (See what I did there?)
Cartman’s so funny! South Park was, at one time, the epitome of contemporary television.
Besides which, Kyle’s Mom Is A Bitch!
Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!
A Trump hater, out of shape fitness instructor, stolen valor asshat.
Douchebag trifecta!
Why would you take a dump all over that career Jesus Medrano of San Benito Texas?
A Drill Sergeant?! I’ve known some hard chargers that No-Go’ed that school. FFS.
Apparently, he was a drill sergeant for only five months. So he must have gotten kicked off the trail for something.
Also, in the photo above, he is wearing SSG insignia, but the FOIA says he retired as a SGT. So apparently he lost a stripe somewhere. My guess is he was banging one of his recruits, but who knows.
I’ll take “What’s the most popular way to lose a round brown for $1000 Alex, and make it a true daily double.”
Yep, my thoughts exactly.
I was thinking that looked like a rocker in his DS photo. Clearly a real winner. Did he get too friendly with a private’s privates?
It is SSG… he did wrong sometime there and got bounced right back to turning wrenches.
You said it right there, Hayabusa. A tour as a Drill Sergeant means two years “On the Trail” thus his several months there reeks of a fuckup. I started my career there on Fort Lost-in-the-Woods and they didn’t tolerate fucked up Drills on their trail.
his awards list NCOPD 2nd award so he did attend BNCOC, so he was at E6 at some point.
I’ve often heard of snipers with the nickname “God”… but not “Jesus.”
False military claims aside, who wouldn’t want Jesus as their personal trainer?
Technically you would be his disciple.
**Guffaw**
His training won’t make you run faster, but you can walk on water.
I’m doubting that …. I want to see his blisters!
He probably lied about his phony SF sniper quals to his trainees when he was a drill sergeant at Lost in the Woods…
Maybe, maybe not. The Drill Sergeants I had there on Fort Lost-in-the-Woods wouldn’t put up with one of theirs lying to the Joes about their past, that could have been what got Jesus Medrano kicked off the trail. Another thing among former DS’s is they regard those who were kicked off the trail as little more than dogshit on the sidewalk and I wonder if he didn’t have to take an early Retirement due to some past dickstepping, IMHO Jesus Medrano looks like the “Creepy Guy” who cruises around in a windowless van.
The Free Candy and Puppy van???
Sump’n like that.
God grief we FINALLY get a SF Army phony to click 1+ for Graybeard’s tally, and it has to be this puffy piece of shit?
AT LAST someone like Jesus Medrano (Wheeee, Google hit!) comes along as an SF Phony and dilutes the constant volume of bogus SEALs!
Good grief.
He did something along the way that got him busted from E-6 down to E-5. Cash money says he was tapping the recruits and was force retired after a Field Grade NJP.
And goodbye FB page ! Not before a lot of his friends got messages though !
Looks like he blocked you- I can still get to his Facebook page.
As phonies go, this guy is low-hanging fruit. He really didn’t try very hard. No medals. No Purple Heart. No POW. Not even a combat deployment. He did claim special forces but he went generic on that. He also claimed the ever-popular sniper. Perhaps he meant snipper. Yeah, maybe he was a barber in Europe. Spain is in Europe. Heh. He’s the Barber of Seville.
Eine Kleine Tagmusik:
Strong Christian values…except for that whole lying thing of course.
Perhaps it was a different Jesus that had those “strong Christian values”.
¿Medrano? No – “Pendejo” parece más apropiado.
Nice tits.
What! No Harley, no doo rag, no poser vest with the obligatory bling, no sunglasses, no 1000 yard stare? This cocksucker isn’t even trying! Go back and try again there asshat, except next time, please put on a shirt for Christ sakes! I don’t need morning wood that bad!
He is obviously not from Florida
Mayhem; He’s not a Seal poser so he can’t be from Florida. Grin.
Left out dog.
Looks like he “GENERATED” those embelishments. If the Snipe is an indiginious bird in North America, and he was out hunting the bird, wouldn’t he be considered a Sniper??? (Brit term WW1).
Have you ever been on a snipe hunt?
It is Da Bomb!!!
Ex; never have been on a snipe hunt, but I was an A-Gang Snipe who did not have to produce a fresh air chit because our Diesel engine repair shop and filter cleaning space was on the forward hanger bay in Air Dale country. Fresh air we breathed and that’s no “Chit”
A snipe hunt on a ship might be even more looney than a land-based snipe hunt.
The object is to bag the quarry with a burlap sack and not get too stinking drunk in the process. Getting filthy dirty while on the hunt is allowed. Might be a good exercise for bored Marines and sailors while in port, since restrictions seem to be getting tighter and tighter.
Retired as an E-5, and was a hat for only 9 ish months. Step on your dick much Jesus?
Definitely no Jesus C Superstar
Fitness eh? As in “fitness entire six foot sub in my face.”
Not even Jared’s pre-pedo Subway diet…
It’s all foot longs, all the time now for Jared 🍆 🤤
Jared is getting exactly what he deserved, messing with children as he did. He is pond scum.
Looks like he was sniping ham sammiches in the chow hall.
He plays Grimace from McDonald’s…
‘I’m pretty sure there are no special forces qualified generator mechanics who are also snipers.’
Ironically, I know of one former Teamguy, a qual’d sniper, who now runs his own HVAC repair & installation business. 😉
There is really good money in that.
I have an ex team mate that has his own HVAC business too. He runs a really successful business.
That being said I don’t think Jesus knows the difference between sniper dope and a tray of brownies baked by Snoop Dogg.
Tool.
A Fitness Master with B-cup moobies????
What a schmuck.
I can recall times we would have given our kingdom for a good generator mech.
Being the guy who repairs stuff may not be as schmexy as “sniper”, but in reality, we can win wars without snipers, but not without generator mechanics…..
Idiot.
I’ll just leave this here.
“Jesus Facepalm”
http://i.imgur.com/rqgESlV.jpg
Two things I learned from this guy is that selfies aren’t for everyone and that if a selfie must be taken, use a stick. The doorknob-reflection look is quite upchuckish.
Jesus only knows.
Early retirement at 16 years? If he was busted from E6 to E5 I would have thought he’d have been RCP’d out at 15 years.
I first ETS’ed in 1994 when they were jettisoning all they could starting with the ash & trash. Back then one was jettisoned if they were still an E4 after 8 years, E5 at 15 while E6’s were allowed to retire at 20, thus I think that Jesus Medrano had a big enough fuckup in his past that it kept him from staying in but he was able to somehow con his way into making 16 years before he was forced out. I’m sure that Jesus Medrano likely played every con game he could in order to be allowed to stay in!
Like the gut Mr. “fitness instructor” has…
In addition to his obviously ridiculous claim of “fitness instructor,” I find his claim of sniper particularly ludicrous, given his records show he could only qualify as Marksman with the M-16. What a dimwitted maroon.
Yeah, but he qualified expert tossing a grenade. His weapon of choice as a sniper.
He would low crawl within range and Blam!
Jesus Medrano DID get picked to go on the trail and made it through DS School, then was a DS until he got kicked off the trail.
Did Jesus Medrano get caught sticking his pecker in the proverbial Company Inkwell?
Did Jesus Medrano screw the pooch with a 350-10, Abuses in Training violation?
Did Jesus Medrano fuck the pooch bad enough that HE HAD to take an Early Retirement offer? IMHO it’s likely that Jesus Medrano had too much Time In Grade as an E5 with no prospect of getting promoted due to a big fuckup in his past and in 1994 they were cutting all they could starting with the ash an trash, it’s likely that Jesus Medrano was in that category.
Jesus Medrano NEVER has been and never will be a US Army Sniper.
Jesus Medrano never has and never will be part of the US Army Special Forces.
IMHO Jesus Medrano looks like a wannabe Buddha with those man-boobs and that belly.
Jesus Medrano done shit in his bed and now has to lay in it.
Jesus Medrano looks like yet another meat gazer who couldn’t cut the proverbial mustard.
Hey Jesus Medrano, enjoy your newfound Internet fame, Google®™ be with you, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
He changed “special forces sniper” to “special forces bn” on his Facebook page.
Maybe he is using it as an abbreviation for “bint” or “butt nibbler,” because there is no slot in a Special Forces battalion for a leg. The whole battalion is supposed to be able to jump, even though they never do in an operation. I was on a SF battalion staff and I don’t recall any legs in battalion HQ. In the whole SF Group, the only NAP’s were two female WAC admin secretaries in Group HQ.
Just reviewed his record of assignments above. He was never stationed anywhere near the 1st SF Bn/10th SFGA in Germany. During his first tour he was in the equipment maintenance unit of the 8th ID; second tour in Germany he was in a maintenance unit in Baumholder (nowhere near Bad Tolz in Southern Germany where 1st Bn was garrisoned). Maybe during his brief time at Ft. Bragg he repaired one of the generators of the 7th SF Group. That makes him almost Special Forces.
I once knew a guy that drove a “roach coach” gee-dunk truck out to the field to service some special forces guys in the field doing a training exercise.
Since he served in a support role, can he claim SF?
Either Jesus “not the Christ” Me Drano has blocked me or closed his page. I suspect he blocked me.
I just left his FB … it’s still up. Mostly it’s about his hatred for Trump, made up lying BS and his love of Wide Load and the fact she has avoided having her offices raided and landing in the slammer. About what one would expect from a liberal whore.
This dimwit is not playing with a full deck, like all proglodytes, especially those who are fans of Cankles the Wonderbeast.
Coward blocked me too. Probably got a case of frightened bitch face when I told him I was cadre at the Q-Course.
I was a proud LEG generator mechanic for three years went to Basic at Fort Leonard Wood in 1974. I was stationed for a spell at a Nike Herc site in Key Largo, FL, tough duty. I later spent 17 years as an artillery officer. I am surprised Jesus never spent a tour handing out basketballs at the post gym.
When I saw those moobs, the first thing I thought was “fitness instructor”.