Gilbert Rainault aka Tim Gibson; phony Green Beret

| February 25, 2018

Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret share their work on this fellow Gilbert Rainault, who also goes by the name Tim Gibson. He pretended to a special forces soldier and weaseled some big money out of an investor, when she confronted him, he took the money and ran….for ten days before he was arrested in a motel parking lot by authorities in Colorado;

The only thing special about Rainault is the number of arrests and his criminal history, the details of which are at the Guardians’ link above. He has not one minute of military service;

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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The Stranger

Phony Green Beret in the house! Welcome to the party, pal!

OldManchu

He’s a little late after the SEALS recently built up a crushing lead over Army, but he sure did go for extra points with the extent of his scamming phoniness.

26Limabeans

WTF is that around his neck group?
Goiter?

2/17 Air Cav

It’s his right nut. Someone once kicked him very hard.

The Stranger

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Good thing I wasn’t drinking coffee!
Good one, Air Cav.

Doc Savage

+ 10…..I fell off my chair laughing…

Forest Green

Could be his left; there might have been some tumbling action.

A Proud Infidel®™

An extra grab handle for Bubba & Thor.

Ex-PH2

It’s an alien probe.

An alien laid an egg in his neck with a long proboscis. Soon, it will hatch. I’m sure it will be excruciating… for the alien.

Butt Sponge

Looks like a tuh…tuh…tuh…toomah!

AW1Ed

Nice Conroy reference, Santini.

AW1Ed

That poor goiter has a poser attached.

Guard Bum

He is saving up a carbuncle to audition for one of those zit popping videos on Youtube.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Extra chin maybe?

OldManchu

It’s one of Bradley Mannings leftover testicles.

A Proud Infidel®™

Atomic Cocksucker.

Combat Historian

Thermonuclear Cocksucker…

HMCS(FMF) ret

Transwarp Cocksucker…

OWB

Ya gotta be very special to get multiple names, right? Oh. Maybe not THAT kinda special…

Green Thumb

I am surprised he ran to a hotel room in Colorado and not Florida.

Maybe All-Points Logistics has opened a new facility there?

HMCS(FMF) ret

According to the info at the link, he’s had some “legal” problems in Florida…

Mr. “Tiny” misses him so much…

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

OH NO, not Florida again.

Ex-PH2

He claimed a TBI, too. That must explain why his head looks somewhat lopsided.

Green Thumb

Tracheal Ball(s) Injury.

They probably bruised his trachea as he was working the throttle.

Doc Savage

Taint (Ball)istic Injury.

Combat Historian

Phony SF version of KYLE BARWAN; the two should go into partnership together…

11B-Mailclerk

Faking assholes, like this guy,
The fat slobs, who always lie.
Men who failed in every way,
Try to steal the Green Beret.

Unearned bling on pudgy chests,
Doo-rag and dog, check out the vest!
One hundred times, they’ll boast today
“Believe me man, I’m a Green Beret!”

AW1Ed

rgr1480

Most excellent, doooode [/calif. accent]

rgr769

Classic! Too bad we don’t have Robin Moore to sing it. You are our poet laureate.

Sparks

Phony Green Beret. Legit queef.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

What, no Seal posers today.

Atkron

Army on the Board again finally. Been a scoring drought.

I think iodized salt might help that f#cking golf ball on your neck.

W2

Hey Homdo, check out that cop’s piss yellow service weapon. John Browning never made a piss yellow 1911. Just sayin’.

rgr769

That is his taser piece. That is why it is on his left side. It is yellow so as not to get is confused with his service weapon (on his right), which has happened on occasion, resulting in a bad shoot.

Hondo

John M. Browning was an excellent engineer. Modern synthetic materials didn’t exist during his lifetime.

Had modern synthetic materials existed during his lifetime, it’s a safe bet that Browning would have investigated using them to see if he could make a better weapon by including them in his designs. And if in his opinion it resulted in a better design, he’d have used them. Period.

W2

Thanks for the schooling rgr769. I don’t live in a place where cops carry both a service weapon AND a taser. Wow.

I wish it was one of them plastic guns though. That would have been funny.

Hondo

You mean like this one? (smile)

And yes, that’s a real Glock 42.

Hondo

‘Course, Cerakote makes both pink and yellow coatings. So we also have this:

And yeah, that’s a real 1911 in .45 cal.

The moral of the story: Garish colors – they’re not just for polymer-framed handguns any more. (smile)

RGR 4-78

JAFAC.

lily

Does he have throat cancer or something? Look at that lump on the right side of his neck.

HMC Ret

I’d get an ultrasound of that damn thing, followed by aspiration to check for cancer. Looks like a goiter from the front and I’ve treated many of them, but never saw goiter in the area of the lump, looks more like a cyst.

Since he’s a poser, I recommend aspiration with a chest tube.

TF-BA

Better lance it with patterson trochar first.

11 Bravo

Ass Hamster 1st class.
Shit 4 brains.
Face looks like what my dog leaves behind every morning.

Uh1av8r

I work one day a week in a gun store and we get at least one of these types in a day. Everyone is SF or SEAL, tunnel rat, CIA…. I have never heard of so many classified DD 214s and “my records are so classified that even the President can see them” BS stories. It makes their stories even better when they are denied on their purchase. There seems to be more of these a@@holes everyday. I don’t get it. Everyday I’m there 2 or 3 of these sh2tbirds come in.
I could film a reality show on all of these taint ticklers.

ken

Wow, I grew up in the same neighborhood with this guy here in Florida. Was always in trouble when he was younger, what a disgrace to the military and all that have served. Good riddance