Dennis Pasquale; phony SEAL

| February 18, 2018

Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this Dennis Pasquale fellow. I thought about just posting the above picture and leaving it at that. I mean, how much more proof do you need than that picture? But that wouldn’t be fair, I suppose. Besides, there are tattoos and motorcycle club vests involved. And illiteracy;

The Navy says “Who?”

I’m sure that if his Legion post checks, they’ll find a very illiterate forgery. He locked down his Facebook page.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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IDC SARC

Cocksucker

A Proud Infidel®™

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Shack.

mr. sharkman

Could there possibly be a fatter, mushier arm rockin’ a Golden Leg Spreader tattoo? I think ‘maybe not’.

A Proud Infidel®™

Looks to me like Dennis Pasquale has never met a day old jelly doughnut or a Discount Tattoo Parlor he didn’t like.

Ex-PH2

Everything he does defies the laws of gravity and may even defy some Newtonian laws of inertia.

Gravel

He weighs enough that I bet he could steal mass from a blackhole.

Ex-PH2

Yesss!!!!!

NHSparky

It’s a good thing, I suppose, that I’m not a tattoo artist; otherwise, I might be tempted to have Senior Chief Shipley on speed dial.

And every time a phony wants a Trident tattoo, I’d probably just draw a bunch of dicks on him and leave it at that.

Mick

IDC SARC:

Request immediate re-attack.

Unfortunately, your first run didn’t cover all of that massive, corpulent target.

Cleared hot.

NR Pax

MICK:

Hold off on re-attack. Rounds are still burning through the fat. Wait until we’re sure it’s needed.

HMCS(FMF) ret

DENNIS PASQUALE = PHONY LIUTENIENT SEAL
DENNIS PASQUALE = REAL DEAL SQUEAKHOLE WARRIOR

11B-Mailclerk

That sad inDUHvidual should avoid at all costs any Japanese flagged vessels.

A Proud Infidel®™

He still bears the scars of his last trip to the beach when some Greenpiss hippies dragged him so far out in the water he got harpooned three minutes later by a fishing boat full of Japanese Tourists!

Cheese Eater Mcblobfish

Tell me about it! I can not take a nap on the beach without someone trying to drag me into the water! As if that was not enough, some Nigerian dude stole my blog name for use as his username:

http://www.eskimi.com/evidence1234

If he has made any money by claiming to be a prince, or someone working for someone working at the embassy, I am going to sue him!

A Proud Infidel®™

BEACHED WHALE, SOMEBODY CALL GREENPEACE!!!

Looks like another MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando has been discovered, this one looks like a very highly experienced Day-Old Jelly Doughnut Assassin as well!

2/17 Air Cav

Thank goodness there was more than one pic b/c the first one, alone, had me wondering which one was Pasquale.

A Proud Infidel®™

I heard that some Hollywierd Studio wanted to cast him in a remake of “The Blob” with him being just that!

Animal

There had to be more than one pic to get all of him in it.

1610desig

Even sporting those signature ST6 shapeless fat boy jeans….convincing!

Wilted Willy

DENNIS PASQUALE CAN DORK HIS OWN SQUEAKHOLE!

2/17 Air Cav

IF he had served, he would have joined the Navy and IF he had joined the Navy, he would have been a SEAL and IF he had been a SEAL, he would have gotten a UDT/SEAL ballcap. He just skipped the first couple of steps is all.

mr. sharkman

90%+ of the ball/tactical (there’s a couple of important differences) ‘Teamguy’ caps actually worn by Teamguys are of types that only another Teamguy would ID it as a Teamguy cap based on imagery, symbols, inscriptions, etc.

The remaining 10% I’ve seen worn have had ‘UDT’ and/or ‘SEAL’ and/or Team designation but they’ve been cases like a Vietnam or Korea era Teamguys having such a cap bought for them by their grandkids, etc. Even then they are rarely worn (from what I have seen, which is admittedly a very small sampling).

So in short – and my judgement only – a younger guy wearing a ‘mainstream store/outlet purchased’ cap with ‘UDT/SEAL’ printing on it tends to make me suspicious and will usually result in a couple of immediate questions from me.

It’s only happened a couple of times over the years and in every case the cap has been removed, mainly because I had neither the time nor inclination nor the situation to push the issue further.

RetiredDevilDoc8404

Be nice now, he’s a celebrity – he was the inspiration for the Death Star AND was Pizza the Hutt in Spaceballs (keep saying bad things about his “service” he’s gonna send out for YOU).

Ex-PH2

Oh, bring it!! Please, bring it!!!

What’s his excuse for having man boobs? Plastic surgeon mess up the job?

26Limabeans

His “friends” have been spiking his near beer with Estradiol.

mr. sharkman

Another Teamguy I probably know in real life but only know ‘of’ online pointed out the ‘man boob’ rule and it seems a solid ‘go-to’ for detection of phony Teamguys.

Plenty of older Teamguys pack on some pounds as they age, especially when they can’t keep up the training regimen they lived by in their youth.

But even the heaviest, out of shape former Teamguys I’ve seen, no matter their age – NONE of them had serious ‘man boobs’. The online Teamguy was right in my opinion that the ‘serious man boob presence’ almost always was indicative of a phony (former) Teamguy.

26Limabeans

I see this guy in Walmart all the time.
He parks in a handi cap spot and waddles over to the powered cart bin. Has people load food into the cart and EBT’s his way out the door.
Drives up to his vehicle and pops the trunk so people can help load the goods. Leaves the cart in the middle of the lane and drives off with his Viet of the Nam bumper stickers, Trident, SF patch and MACVSOG decal. /s

Mick

You have a guy like that at your local Walmart, too?

I thought that we were the only lucky ones to have heroes of such stature in our midst…

2/17 Air Cav

I hate stores. I really, really hate stores. I hate the fat people. I hate the skinny-as-a-rail meth freaks. I hate the coughers and sneezers. I hate the cell-phone users. I hate the people who knock stuff from shelves and pretend they didn’t see what everyone else did. I hate the crammed aisles and the people who leave their carts wherever the hell they want, just so long as they’re blocking others. I hate the store music. I hate the gazers who stare and stare at products for no apparent reason. I hate the lard asses in the fatty carts. I hate the piercing beeps of the carts backing up. I hate people who don’t know or don’t care that, in this country, we walk on the right side of an aisle. I hate people who pay by check and those who exclaim ‘Oh! I forgot X!’ while their stuff is being scanned, so they go get X and make everyone else wait. I hate erroneous self-checkout messages (“Please remove the last item…”) and people who have no clue how to use them. Really. I hate stores.

Frankie Cee

2/17 Air Cav; I feel your pain. But, (in my Billy Mays voice), WAIT!!! There is more!!!. Go to Walmart’s boat aisle. Buy one of those 1lb Air Can horns. Pay for it, keep the receipt handy, then place the horn in that little basket near the handle. When you approach the turds, just give the horn a blast. Guaranteed it will bring you so much pleasure that it may test your bladder retention ability. I have broken up over a dozen family reunions, and block parties that I have found plugging up the aisle that I want to negotiate. Be indiscriminate with it, use it on all classes, races, and body shapes so you cannot be accused of discriminating.

2/17 Air Cav

Oh man, I love it!

AW1Ed

That is absolutely evil, FC.

Outstanding!
*grin*

Hack Stone

When Hack was a contractor at the Pentagon, he would frequently get robocalls that he his application has been reviewed, and wouldn’t you know that he qualifies for a loan. So Hack would press 1 to speak to a qualified loan officer, and when the answered, it was “Fire in the hole!!!” with a blast from the air can horn. It originally had it handy for any former Air Force personnel that used the word “basically” in Hack’s presence. When Hack was growing up in the Corps, that was known as the “B word”, and use of it was severely punished. Alas, much like other traditions, it has fallen by the wayside. When Hack worked down at Quantic, quite a few Marines, to include LtCol’s, used the dreaded “B word”.

2/17 Air Cav

Nice, Hack. I get the calls from India daily and will press 1 to speak with a representative just to say, “I eat your cows. Fuck you!”

A Proud Infidel®™

I get the call from India as well and as soon as I hear their accent I start preaching to them about the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster, I’ve gotten them to tell me to FO and go to hell in as little as thirty seconds before THEY hang up!

Dunklewitz

I’m kind of an American with German ancestry but whey the call I speak to them in their own accent and that really blows their mind, especially when they hear my dreamed up response. I only do two languages, but hell on wheels when it comes to accents.

rgr769

One of the things I hate is these morons at my gym that sit on a weight machine endlessly staring at their cell phones. I guess these people who apparently don’t have to work in the middle of a weekday have important emails they must immediately read.

Bill M

They’re trying to figure out what all the squiggly lines mean. Reading is haaaard!

HMC Ret

People on those motorized carts are freaking damn near lethal. Don’t get in the way of some of them. They seem to believe that being handicapped affords them certain privilege not granted to us mere mortals. Those in WallyWorld are the worst. Those in Publix are the best.

Speaking of grocery stores, I read yesterday that Winn Dixie’s holding company is considering bankruptcy and might close as many as 200 stores.

Bankruptcy doesn’t necessarily mean they lock the door and go away forever. I could be they will try to reorganize their debt and stay in business. I had no idea Winn Dixie was in trouble. I never shop there. It seems to be a dirty place and reminds me of KMart, another place I never enter. We shop Publix and the Commissary. Can’t beat prices at the Commissary, especially on meats and fruits/veggies.

We will travel further and pay more to shop in a clean environment and be treated well. By using Publix BOGOs, we save substantially each week. Winn Dixie also has BOGO, but I think it’s a shithole.

Daisy Cutter

First time I encountered someone on a cart, I let them get ahead of me in the checkout line. I thought they were disabled. Then, I later realized they were just fat and lazy. I don’t let them ahead of me anymore. I’ve become a mean, unsympathic bastard.

Full disclosure: I’d be lying if I said that there have’t been times I’ve thought about using one of those motorized carts.

26Limabeans

I want to ride the “wild Boar” coin operated thing but I’m afraid some one will call the police. Then again, it’s Walmart so maybe not.

Perry Gaskill

I’ve always wondered what would happen if you tried to race a couple of the motorized carts. Maybe start at the bakery, take a hard left at breakfast foods, followed by a twisty chicane through produce, and a long straightaway past the meat counter. Pit stop at the beer cooler…

Daisy Cutter

They probably have a blue light special cart that gets behind you and says on the megaphone “We need you to pull over. The speed limit is 5mph and we had you clocked at 7mph.

SaraSnipe

But officer, it shimmies at 6 mph.
Some comedian said that.

A Proud Infidel®™

I’ve seen kids just hop on those carts and run around the store like they were playthings, I hate those carts.

Dennis - not chevy

Mrs Dennis – not chevy has had to use one of the electric carts in the local grocery due to her left leg being broken; and trust, me she is dangerous on the crutches. Recently she was scolded by another shopper for getting the last one. It seems the land whale couldn’t wait and had some urgent eating to attend.

NHSparky

Chairs are for the frail, not the whale.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

HMC Ret; Publix has the monopoly down here, but a little expensive for some of the over 70 retirees only on social security. Once in awhile I use Winn Dixie but mainly Publix which is in walking distance of my place.

Casey

My mom used to shop at the local Kresge’s regularly. It was next door to a Krogers.

They both vanished a long time ago. That mall is full of trendy stuff like American Eagle now.

The lunch counter was especially nice.

Ex-PH2

I have yet to encounter anyone in a motor cart at my Walmart, but I did run into a young lady who was in a wheelchair trying to get something out of the freezer case. She was having difficulty with the door. She only wanted one thing, which was out of her reach, and was nice and polite about it.

She’s the kind you don’t mind helping out.

These others? Milking the “special needs” cow is a punishable sin, in my view.

26Limabeans

“She’s the kind you don’t mind helping out”
You bet. You know the real deal when you see it. I have a special needs sister that has taught me well. The fakers are obvious and plentiful.

HMC Ret

Lately looks as if morbid obesity is a prerequisite for SEAL fakery.

How often we see these turds in a MC group? Is no one in these groups equipped with the stones to at least question them? A few questions would have outed this lard bucket.

Ex-PH2

Well, Chief, now I know where those 40 pounds I’ve lost can be found. He stole them from me.

You think I could hit him up for new jeans?

HMC Ret

Is he fondly gazing at male genitalia while softly caressing the hand of Winnie the Pooh?

I would have been convinced of his SEAL status if he had a mutt, doo rag and thousand yard stare. I also see no POW patch.

FAIL!!

Dustoff

Please Lord, just once. I want to open TAH and see “Stu Thorndyke…phony supply Sgt. “You lost your canteen cup?, that’s a statement of charges mofo”!

Deckie

We just had a 2nd Electrician on my last ship claim to be a SEAL…. in front of ACTUAL former SEALS aboard as our security detail for transit through high risk waters…. the thrashing he received provided me much amusement on an otherwise uneventful trip.

Idiots.

AW1Ed

That is called a “Vivid Learning Experience” and is likely never forgotten.

Dunklewitz

When is someone going to say, ” Was a midnight recon REMF for the IGA…???

SFC D

It’s usually followed by a “significant emotional event “.

Deplorable B Woodman

Pictures? Pretty please?

A Proud Infidel®™

Oh Man, I bet he had a “Come to Jesus Moment “ times ten!

mr. sharkman

Please elaborate on what you witnessed? I’m certain we could all use a good chuckle. 😉

Also, do you know the name of the security company? I’ve got a lot of former Teamguy Brothers working similar contracts, maybe some of them were involved. Would love to chat them up if they were. 🙂

Deckie

Trident Security is the company we use for the HRW detail, usually a four-man team each time we go through. I was asking the SEALS some questions out of curiosity, seeing as it isn’t very often in my career we get to hang out with them. This much is certain; they do NOT conform to what these jackasses pretending to be SEALS think a real deal Special Warfare operator is. Six of the eight that I saw in 5 months were dare I say kind of nerdy guys, well read on many subjects and fun to talk to about history and music (one was even a gardener with his own crops for sale.) No tattoos, no war stories and not what you expect to see in movies. Regular dudes you’d never suspect were in the teams or even in the military. Well anyway I was asking them some questions while the electrician was repairing (breaking) something on the bridge when he started butted in answering everything himself. The team leader on the bridge stopped and said, “what do you know about this stuff?” To which electro replied “I was in the teams myself… probably before you were even in.” Three of the four guys pretty much ignored the guy, thinking he was just completely retarded (which seems accurate.. he was a terrible electrician and did display symptoms of mental instability.) The older guy in the group, a retired Chief, exploded on him when after asking for his BUD/S class, the fool said, “I opted out of the special operations side of it when I finished schooling.” Most of the security detail said if this had been on dry land and (in the Chief’s case) twenty years ago they’d have kicked the shit out of him for making the claim. Even they said they own no shirts, hats, stickers, decals, license plate covers nor anything else that says they are/were SEALS. The Trident on the uniforms in their closets are all they have. And unless asked, they don’t bring it up. Heck, a Chief Engineer I sailed with on a naval… Read more »

mr. sharkman

Thanks for the additional data and the account.

I do indeed know some guys working for Trident (I’m fairly certain I know exactly whom your ‘gardener’ is). Seems like a good company, they get guys coming back for repeated contracts which is a good sign compared to some of the sketchier contracting companies out there.

I’ll ask around re: the phony bust. And your description of the guys is spot-on. If there was a way to sticky your description of the former Teamguys and their responses it would be useful – but I don’t know if it’s feasible or possible on TAH.

Again, thanks.

Ex-PH2

It took a few minutes to investigate the alien language used by this person, but I think I finally got a handle on it.

It’s Farspikkin’. He’s from the one-man per ship* space navy of planet Zibrodeia, and his rank was rilly luiteniente commodoor.

*No Zibrodeian ship can lift off with more than one of him aboard.

Luitenient = should be spelled luiteniente, and it’s the 3rd to last lowest rank in the Zibrodeian Commode.

There are no SEAL teams in the Zibrodeian Commode, but there are beeyatched whales as well as giant squids that would make Earth’s giant squids look puny.

That’s all for now, plus one of these: just once, I’d like to see a full squad of these lounge lizards run through the screening process. A female candidate recently made it to the 3rd week of screening. I doubt they’d make it past the first 24 hours. And that’s just the screening sessions.

Mick

“*No Zibrodeian ship can lift off with more than one of him aboard.”

How do they deploy him from the ship once they get to where they’re going?

Do those Zibrodeian ships have the spaceship equivalent of a well deck that they can float him out of?

Ex-PH2

Well, since he’s the only crew member, he doesn’t actually deploy. He pushes buttons to open cargo deck doors and sends the loaded dropships to the planet surface, where the Spacebees and Giant Squids are waiting for them.
If, by some chance, he has to actually deploy, the command center is engineered to become a one-fat-man Extra Extra Large space module that can be routed to the dropship decks and squirted out into space.
The Zabrodeian Commode is proud of its attention to details in engineering such things as piping, flushing, and refilling tanks.

desert

Damn its gettin deep in here! 😉

AW1Ed

Zibrodeian giant squid.
squid

Ex-PH2

Very tasty when breaded heavily and fried, served with a spicy-hot BBQ sauce by a Zibrodeian wench in a cheap, seamy tavern near the loading docks. And make sure you get the honey mead instead of ale.

AW1Ed

Zibrodeian wench.
zibrodeian
Sorry, what were we talking about?

Ex-PH2

How come sailors always go for brunettes?

If only Poseidon looked so good….

mr. sharkman

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rgr769

There is nothing as tasty as properly prepared seafood, when paired with the correct adult beverage.

Deplorable B Woodman

Lord Cthulhu! We’ve been awaiting your awakening and return.

AW1Ed

Dude, that’s calamari on the hoof. A squeeze of lemon, a dash of hot sauce, dinner!

sgt. vaarkman 27-48th TFW

This guy is probably 1/2 my age and about 4 times larger !!
check’s off on most of the fake valor criteria.
What is with these wannabee “heroes” ?
Too scared to go thru and accomplish BMT, but willing to spew BS about being some sort of “special ops Jelly Roll Rambo” ?
I don’t get it ?
Back in the 70’s a lot of civilians didn’t want anything to do with us wearing the uniform of the US armed forces, and now some of those same pinheaded dweebs wish they were really one of us and now make up stories of being “life takers & heartbreakers”
I just SMH at this sort of idiocy

sbalm

Nothing says legit SEAL like an oversized Pooh bear gently resting his hand on your shoulder.

It is sort of like the painting of Jesus holding his hand on the sailor trying to navigate rough seas.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/259379259761918902

RGR 4-78

JAFAC.

AW1Ed

Translate, please. This squid is unfamiliar with the acronym, although I think I have the “JAF” part.

RGR 4-78

Just Another Fucking Ass Clown.

A fat, illiterate liar who never served.

AW1Ed

Perfect, thanks.

RGR 4-78

You are welcome.

Sparks

Fat Queef.

AW1Ed

Over at Military Phonies they say his stomping grounds are Georgia and, yes, Florida.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

AW1Ed; How did I know that some how Florida would pop up.

Green Thumb

Dude looks creepy.

I wonder if he “touched ” Pooh Bear?

Claw

Betcha one dollar to a doughnut that he’s never once touched a “Honey Pot.”

NHSparky

“That’ll do, Piglet. That’ll do.”

ChipNASA

You savage fucks.
I’m damn proud to be associated with you.

lily

He looks like he could probably be mentally deficient. His mom probably told he’s a Navy SEAL, tattooed him, got him a biker’s vest and bike and told him to ride the wind.

Daisy Cutter

Ah yes, but when he was younger his dad made him wear a football helmet and eat an ice cream cone so that he wouldn’t hurt himself banging into walls. The ice cream cone was to keep him out of Daddy’s hair.

A Proud Infidel®™

He looks like he has licked a LOT of windows while riding the short bus.

desert

Yeh, and she said “anywhere but around here or in this county”! LOL

OldManchu

Step… away… from the little children!

Skyjumper

I am so pissed at all of these lying posers!

Two of my buddies (both retired Army) and I went to a local Gun Show yesterday. I thought they had been giving away free Veteran’s hats because of all of the guys sporting them.

There was one seller, probably late 50’s early 60’s, that had a military clothing booth. He was wearing a Desert Storm cap (probably should have been wearing a “Dessert Storm hat on judging by the size of him) and decked out with a Army t-shirt, combat boots and chocolate chip drawers. Loud and boisterous talking about his “experiences”.

Now, maybe he was a real vet, but my B.S. detector was going off like crazy. I had to push myself to move on before I approached him and asked him some questions about his service.

Between the three of us (2 Viet,1 Afgan combat vets with a total 79 years of combined Army service) we were wearing a grand total of ZERO military patches, pins on our clothes.

These embellishing individuals just truly piss me off!

1610desig

I haven’t been to a gun show in over a decade mostly because of the loud fakery and the dumbasses who could tell you a little about the 2nd Amendment but nothing about the others…but it was those really weird fucks selling German/Nazi shit that appeared to me to be the top of the poser pantheon…perhaps that’s changed though

SaraSnipe

I was getting some propane bottles filled at a feed store, when the guy in line behind me (Wearing a Semper Fi hat) told the youngster filling the bottles that he had just retired that day. I asked him if there were a position available, and he asked me if I ever operated heavy equipment. I mentioned that I drove a Cat 950 front-end loader, and the M320 rocket launcher and M109 howitzer if any of that counts. The youngster filling the tanks asks me if the 320 is MLRS, and I assured him it was, whereupon we shot the shit a little about where we had been. No big deal. Retired Marine Hat thanks us for our service, and tells us VietNam was his war where he did two tours and was a POW for 11 months at the Hanoi Hilton. Awkward… If he was for real, I feel like shit thinking he was full of shit,but then I just got the vibe he was blowing smoke up our ass about the Hanoi Hilton. I just said,”damn, no shit? Glad you made it back allright blah blah blah…”. My point is, Liars make one doubt the legit troops that suffered, and endured whenever they would share an experience such as that. My experience with the legit warriors is that I am usually surprised to find out that ol Bob in the HVAC shop was one of the Frozen Chosen, or Bill up in Bag Fab was UDT back in the fifties. My GrandDad was a POW in Russia, but he never bragged about it other than to talk about how much shit can be edible if one is hungry enough.

lily

You won’t catch me with any hat, jacket, stickers, etc… because I don’t want to be reminded every day. My life is different now and so am I, though I still carry the memories and things. Also, I don’t need anyone knowing about it.

lily

A lot of the posers are so full of BS. The thing is in their mind they think everyone else is too.

desert

WHY ? I wear my Navy hats, have a great one with a carrier, leaving a wake on the bill? I am proud of my service, privileged to have served and will be damned if I let a bunch of chicken shyt wannabee goat phuckers keep me from flying my colors!!

AW1Ed

What’s the tat on top, the one with the compass rose? I get the Trident and Navy Eagle.

Skyjumper

AW1, I think that’s a tat of his “manhole” after hanging out with his chopper buddies on a Saturday night. (grin)

AW1Ed

His “Tramp Stamp?”

*grin back at’cha*

Claw

That’s the crest/logo of the CIA.

He must be a sekrit squirrel SEAL.

mr. sharkman

We should buy him a 1-way ticket to Tehran, along with a 1-week stay at a hotel in the heart of the city.

I’m certain he’ll be perfectly safe. It’s not like he’ll disappear without a trace and/or explanation… 😉

TDG

CIA, right?

AW1Ed

Thanks! CIA tat? That’s a first, what an asshole.

cia

Tony180A

Because all Clandestine Service Officers get gawdy flashing neon sign look-at-me tattoos on their flabby softer than Charmin arms. Fuck this putz!

rgr769

Nothing says you are a true-blue fur-realz secret squirrel like the CIA tattoo. Everybody at Langley has one.

Daisy Cutter

Yeah, that way if you get caught behind enemy lines they wouldn’t suspect you of being CIA.

Really… as in who would be stupid enough to tattoo that on their arm?

Ex-PH2

It is NEVER tattooed on the arm.

The correct placement is the inside of the left butt cheek. It’s part of the initiation ritual into the CIA’s Extra Secret Seekrit Squirrel Division.

I thought everybody knew about that.

lily

Sadly he doesn’t even understand CYA.

Dave Ross

Looks like a 5 year old got ahold of a sharpie and went to town.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Y’all said everything, so no use wearing out the ink ribbon on this key board. Oh yes, I type out my checks, etc. with a smith corona typewriter and use a Paymaster 8500 series mechanical check writer. Still in the 1950’S.

Mark Lauer

He’s a former Team VI WALRUS.

AW1Ed

Looks like he’s keeping up with the MEAL Team VI WALRUS physical standards, so that’s going for him. Goo goo g’joob.

Mason

I found this picture of him maintaining proficiency on waterborne caloric intake operations.

http://funnypicturesplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fat-man-boat.jpg

Body like that needs regular upkeep. He’d waste away otherwise.

Ex-PH2

What? No waterwings?

Oh, that’s right! If it says ‘wings’, he ate them.

26Limabeans

Appears to be gas powered..

Dave Ross

The resemblance is uncanny

Starbux

Well, go big or go home I guess. I think this guy’s watched too many Tom Clancy movies.

There he was cleaning the shitter’s at basic, when all of the sudden, “Attention on Deck!” It was the POTUS and the Navel Special Warfare commander on board. While scrubbing that shitter with fury, the POTUS hand picks him to be part of the elite SEAL’s. VFR direct to team 6. He was so good, no need for BUD/S. His missions and any acknowledgement of his association with such an elite team only resides in records stored deep in the bowels of a SAPF in a highly secured building at Groom Lake. He can’t tell you about the details of his secret missions unless at the bar and after pounding a couple natty lites. Then he will tell you all about his 200 confirmed kills. He will show you his tats and the scars where the screws and metal plates are in his head from being shot and blown up 30 times on missions the US will never acknowledge our presence.

He can’t tell you the details, but he will tell you them anyway. After all, don’t all retired CIA agents look like fat trailer trash with the company tat on their arms?

jonp

Natty Lites? Bwahahahahaha..true manly beer right there. I’m just surprised he moved up from Keystone.

AW1Ed

Natty Bo Lite, like sex in a canoe.

Fucking close to water.

The Stranger

No, not National Bohemian Light. He’s talking about Anheuser Busch Natural Light. Imagine something lower class than Busch Light. Must be a Midwestern thing. Natty Bo is more of an Eastern Seaboard brand, if I’m not mistaken.

NHSparky

As opposed to Nasty-gansett.

Strabux

Keystone is what poser team 4 drinks, LOL!

Starbux

That’s probably the closest he can get to sex, short of a Falcon 9 rocket being swallowed in his ass, as he floats in the ocean. The closest he got to the Navy is being a trash barge.

rgr769

All this walrus needs now is a doo-rag and a support dog.

Ex-PH2

There is no dog large enough… Not even a Shire draft horse could handle that job.

Ex-PH2

Here’s the Shire horse, for a sense of perspective.

Slick Goodlin

Pasquale? Pasquale Pieplate?

Wasn’t he the drummer in the Chuck E. Cheese house band?

But I guess that wasn’t good enough for him.

A Proud Infidel®™

Pasquale the Parasite? he looks like someone who would freeload all he could.

jonp

Let’s be clear: That’s not a motorcycle “club” he is riding with. It’s PGR and I am quite certain when they learn of this there will be a large number of not so happy people involved in telling him to go play in another sandbox

Ex-PH2

Oh. My. Alleycat!

So he’s even faking the motorcycle club?????????????

Seriously, dude, that is SO over the top, even Forgin’ Frank and that dweeb in the garage mancave can’t match it!!!

This is a true Heavy Drop insult to ALL biker clubs!

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s Dutch Rudder Gang material for sure.

AW1Ed

I know several Patriot Guard Riders, and they will take a very dim view of Dennis Pasquale’s stolen valor escapades, and will doubtless inform his local PRG of this. I can only hope someone there has a camcorder to record the event for posterity.

Did I mention Dennis Pasquale and stolen valor? The interweb is forever.

A Proud Infidel®™

In that picture of him with Pooh, Dennis Pasquale has his mouth partially open like he’s either a Steer chewing his cud or he has Blower’s Cramp! Yeah, I compared him to a steer, they get good and FAT once they’re castrated and IMHO Dennis Pasquale has NO nuts.

Bim

Agree, API.

A big UDT/SEAL hat, a slack-mouthed fatass (who looks to be missing a chromosome or two) with a bad teenage ball duster, and the piece de resistance: The limp wristed, gentle caress of a lifesized Winnie the Pooh. That is the best phony SEAL photo ever.

The person in that costume probably puked in his Poohsuit afterwards.

Dennis Pasquale- You have outdone yourself and will forever go down (?!) as a laughingstock in the anals (I know how its spelled!) of phony SEAL history. I just wish I could see the look on the Shipley’s faces when they saw this pic for the first time.

Dennis - not chevy

I was hoping this one would show up to defend himself; but he didn’t. Therefore by default and the power vested in me by being over 55; and the inability to invent the time machine and go back and suing my sainted mother for giving me the same name as this thing. I do not allow this thing to go by the name Dennis; he may use Denny, Phony, or Wannabe. He may not use Dennis.

Combat Historian

I come home from church and have to look at this protoplasmic poser blob; I was supposed to go have supper right now, but may need to hold off until my stomach stops heaving and settles down…

BTW, that’s not a SEAL, more like a sperm whale filled with the sperm of drunken hobos and winos…

Deplorable B Woodman

Lord Cthulhu! We’ve been awaiting your awakening and return.

Deplorable B Woodman

I’m surprised no one hasn’t already said this……….
Pasquale looks like he ATE the SEAL.

If he has any white creamy substance around his lips, he has a blown SEAL.

A Proud Infidel®™

Said substance IMHO would be either from him guzzling day old jelly doughnuts and/or blowing winos behind bus stops.

Tony180A

That motorcycle is taking a pounding!!