Travis Luke Dominguez is not a Navy SEAL
This fellow in Utah, Travis Luke Dominguez, was indicted for 11 counts of making internet threats to a number of people, including President Trump, according to CNN;
“I’m a Navy SEAL,” the indictment quoted Dominguez, 33, as saying. “I woke up and decided going to kill the president Donald Trump today. Please forgive me and then I will die by suicide by cop.”
The indictment went on to quote Dominguez as saying, “I’m going to kill the sexist racist homophobic President Trump today. Nothing you can do to save President Trump nor stop me pigs.”CNN has no confirmation of Dominguez’s claim that he is a SEAL.
Yeah, well, we know that he doesn’t appear in the database of folks who’ve completed SEAL training. The boy just ain’t right. He’s looking at a maximum of 100 years in prison for his threats to local police, movie theater employees, a bank, and other businesses.
He looks like he could only be a threat to a bag of donuts.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
He’s gonna be a threat… to a cockmeat sammich at the BTJT Deli!
He should have said “when I woke up this Morning” Hold it, the Bop-chords sang that.
More likely he was singing “Oh, What A Night” the first morning after lock-up.
Left out “To hold you dear”
We Five: You Were On My Mind
Bubblegum pop:
Hey, thanks for that! Had always enjoyed the close harmony of that tune but never quite understood the words. Not that it mattered…
He IS a seal….”arf arf” ! flap your flippers little fruit cake seal!
Maybe Travis Luke Dominguez and David Dwight Adams can perform an air-tight seal on each other’s assholes…
Brain bleach, pass it please.
Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts Private Pyle?
He is part of Meal Team Six.
Damn you. I’m too late again!
Are You Allowed To Have Food In The Barracks Private Pyle?
And why not Private Pyle? Because you are a disgusting fat body Pyle!!!
LMAO. DIs when I was at Parris Island called them food blisters!! I still crack up at that one!!!
I’m Army and I still remember seeing Drill Sergeants prowling the chow hall during mealtime taking food off of the fat boy’s trays and putting on the skinny kid’s trays telling them to eat up!
Extra Shitbag.
That boy just ain’t right in the head.
But, he’d make an excellent target himself, as big as he is.
Seriously, that boy needs some professional help, he’s nuttier than squirrel poo.
Do us all a solid and suicide first, will ya?
Thanks bunches.
He should have threatened HRC…that’s a sure-fire way to get suicided.
I’VE HEARD RUMOR that Travis Luke Dominguez has some incriminating info on HRC and is scheduled to testify soon.
lol that ought to do it!
Did anyone anywhere on Earth believe that this neckbearded fatass could be a SEAL?
Nope…Sea Lion or Walrus would have been my guess. Koo Koo Kachoo
Manatee
Elephant seal. He could dent a Cadillac with his size alone.
He’s SO FAT his farts are measured on the Richter scale.
He’s SO FAT he had people running behind him yelling “TAXI!” the last time he wore a yellow rain suit.
Cocksucker!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Canyon 407 out…heading back to Mother
Looks more like a PANDA.
100 years should be the minimum.
Can CNN confirm he’s a regular viewer of their programming? Cause those are all the CNN anti-Trump talking points.
So, here we are on 4JAN and we have two (count ’em!) phony Navy SEALs, and one left-over phony SF from last year.
So, in the race for the most posers in the TAH SV race, the SEALS are out of the gate and down the track before the Rangers, SFs, Navy Divers, SeaBees, and Clerks even make it to the starting line.
Gonna be an interesting race, folks!
Where do the phony Marines rate?
Nice tulip.
Whaaa??????? I seriously thought this dude was legit 😉
He looks like a Registered Sex Offender version of Homer Simpson
You guys are so dumb!
What he meant to say was, “hi there I am Shrek’s lesser known and more stupid cousin”.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have discovered the final missing link….Pre-Cambrian Man
Oh, now I get it! He’s the reason for the pre-Cambrian extinction event!
I wonder if he knows Alley Oop,Oop, Oop, Oop.
What a useless balloon he is.
A triple chin AND a five head at 33. No wonder this douche is mad……………
Not to mention those beady little eyes and a rapidly filling unibrow.
That’s at least a ninehead.
Travis Dominguez’ booking info:
Mugshots.com ID: 163004477
Sex: M
Age: 33
Height: 5′ 11″ (1.80 m)
Weight: 360 lb (163 kg)
Race: WHITE
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: BROWN
Citizen: UNITED STATES
COB: Utah
Booking Number: 18000033
SOID: 270940
INS: N/A
Location: MAIN
Housing Section: 03
Housing Block: C
Cell Assigned: 20
Bed: B
Booking Date: 1/01/2018
Release Date: N/A
County: SALT LAKE
Names / Aliases: N/A
Detainers: N/A
Bond Amount:
Case # Amount Status Posted By Post Date
$100,000.00 Open 01/01/2018
Yes, you read that correctly, 5-11 and 360 pounds. This turd coudln’t lift a weapon high enough to sight anything, I’d bet he has to have help to buckle his belt, that they took from him when he was booked.
Can he even barely lift a half dozen day-old jelly doughnuts to his mouth to guzzle them?
He’d just leave them on the table, bend down and guzzle them. He’d have to have help getting up. Figure at least 5 inmates to get his fat ass upright,
Wow! It is Two-fer Thursday for fake SEALs. And we are only four days into the new year. SEAL fakers will undoubtedly rule in this year’s poser playoffs. Go Navy!
He looks more like a Dognut Killing Whale to me…killing any and all dognuts within smelling range!!
Extra POS queef.
Are we sure this guy isn’t a real deal?
Hahahaha….
It’s spelled H-A-R-B-O-R not N-A-V-Y just for the record…
May he choke like hell on the first dick he’s forced to suck in jail and then burst into flames the next time he takes a shit afterward.
Where were all these guys when a UDT Rep came aboard the OKIE 3’S Hanger bay in 1964 and mentioned that the Navy started a Sea Air Land Unit (Seal) and asked if anyone would be interested in joining and also laid out what kind of Sailors they were looking for.
I met my first genuine SEAL today.
He looked NOTHING like this…
Looks like an ass hamster to me. Phony Seal, he wouldn’t even make it as shit burner. He needs a beat’n.
He looks like the guy in high school that ate lunch alone outside the wood shop CAPT Bones USN (ret)
The first fake seal of 2018
What a turd 💩
BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!
Have we gotten our first phony Marine Raider yet?
Nope. By my count, in the phony race we have:
Navy SEAL – 2
Army – 1 (claimed Captain)
Marine – 1
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