David Dwight Adams; phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies bust the first phony SEAL of 2018, this fellow David Dwight Adams. His claims were found on social media;
The National Personnel Records Center says “Nope”;
It’s Frogman Thursday, cum bubble.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Cocksucker.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The 1st. Phony Seal of 2018! Nice going dumb ass! I get the feeling it’s going to be a long, memorable year for you. Just not in the way you thought!
Welcome to the internet you fuck stick!
It took a whole four days into the new year for the first phony SEAL to arrive. These people must be slacking off.
Obviously bogus:
No doorag
No Harley
No dog
No leather vest.
No thousand yard stare
No POW patch
No ponytail
Soooo much wrong. Well, feel free to embrace Google as your new friend for life. Every time someone Googles your name, first thing they see is you make claims that aren’t true. Explain that to your kids and grandchildren, toad.
We do expect certain things from you, though. Feel free to tell us your records were destroyed in the fire, are under direct control of POTUS or SCOTUS, you have xxx confirmed kills, you can’t get the thoughts of holding your comrads as they died, etc. We have certain expectations of you if you are to be an entertaining poser.
Thanks for your service, ‘Frogman’.
Wait, no tattoos either?
The first SOD {Seal of the day).
Blasphemy.
SOD = Stormtroopers Of Death, a classic Thrash Metal band back from the 80’s.
“Speak English or die” is still considered one of the best metal albums from that decade. The very first crossover Thrash-Hardcore-Punk Metal.
March of the SOD!!!
Being to a beach does not make you a SEAL.
There I was, standing on the shores of Tripoli. The only SEAL amongst Marines.
Geez, I spent a week on Seal Beach and got bit on the butt by a Walrus while I was there.
You’d think that would count for something…
He claims to be a “Frog” man?
Maybe he’s French.
If he were a “Frog” man, he’d be called a “crapeaud”.
Wellington’s troops referred to les Francais militaire as Johnny Crapeauds.
Q- How deep is a frog’s pond. A-Kneeee deeeep kneeee deeeep.
Maybe he watched too many Saturday night Sea Hunt story re runs starring Lloyd Bridges An original WW2 Frogman.
Most likely just liked to eat frog legs.
Grandma made great frog legs. She made great turtle soup, also. They were very poor. Grew most of what they ate, or caught it. The meal usually consisted of whatever was in season or grandpa or my uncles had caught: snake (yes, snake), turtle, fish, frogs, wild pig, deer, etc. Extremely self sufficient. Raised chickens and hogs, so having eggs three meals a day was common. Was a carpenter and sharecropper. Built his own house with help from his sons. He was infantry WW1 and his sons enlisted for WW2. Tremendous respect for folks such as that. Oh, BTW, could barely read or write. Never met people for whom I had greater respect.
You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing, slack jawed, banjo eyed, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job…..Are you so completely detached from the real world that you think you wouldn’t get caught?
You tool…you forgot about the interwebz?
Well, the interwebz will not forget about you.
Get off your knees, wipe the lipstick off your taint, and go get a life that does not depend on you telling “there I was” stories that were actually lived by men and women far better than you can hope to become.
Doc,
I’ll be adding your eloquence to the Wall of Insults®™
Along with this Fuckstick, I’m betting his FB Friend who calls him “brother” and goes by the nickname of (Shadow) will also show up later as being busted.
(Shadow) is the one with a dog, hat, etc and all kinds of SF stuff posted in the pictures on his FB page.
Turds. Both of them.
Thadow (lisp) thounds tho thavage…seems like the kind of jizz gargling pervert one could encounter in stall three of a public men’s room
Ha. What’s really funny is that (Shadow) claims on his FB page that he spent 10 years in special ops, but a friend of his says “Hmmm, I thought when you left high school, you wanted to be a diesel mechanic.”
This shit almost writes itself.
Replying only to put in my claim for a new keyboard.
Spew alert… plz.
birds(chickens) of a feather lie/roost together
What’s even funnier is that on his FB page (Shadow) describes himself as a “retired chef.”
PhlegmRon Dickey wannabe?
I’ll drink to that!
Another SEAL/chef? Did this one also hook up with Miss July ’89?
http://www.iplayboy.com/issue/19890701
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For now, just hit the ANY key whenever you get stuck writing FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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For now, please press the ANY key if you get stuck while writing FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Im sure they met while having a toe-tappin’ good ol’ time.
David Dwight Adams, poser, phony, never a SEAL, enjoy having your name up in lights at the Altar of St. Goooooooooooooooooooogle. Every time someone comments here, using your name, you will become just a little bit more famous.
Everyone in NSW knows that real SEALs always use the proper acronym … Seal and constantly refer to themselves as a warrior.
LEGIT.
David Dwight Adams is not a SEAL.
David Dwight Adams is not a veteran.
David Dwight Adams is a Double Dumb Adz.
David Dwight Adams is looking for fame. Guess what, David Dwight Adams, you found fame.
Sux to be you, David Dwight Adams.
Hey, toad, aren’t you going to threaten us or something? We’ve grown accustomed to being threated with legal action for libel. We’re also expecting a sockpuppet to trot out shortly, singing your praises. You know, “I was there during the intense firefight. I personally saw (fill in name of poser) singlehandedly take out three machine guns, blah, blah, blah.” Please don’t disappoint, David Dwight Adams.
Warriors don’t die on their knees, this is true.
But David Dwight Adams is not a warrior, although he does get on his knees often.
David Dwight Adams spends his time, on his knees, behind truck stop dumpsters, servicing homeless guys.
…at 5 cents a pop and gives change.
My SV Haiku composed in “honor” of David Dwight Adams:
“He never joined up
Yet he felt the need to lie
Now he is busted…”
5-7-5
Great haiku!
Allow me to get literary as well…
Big shiny bald head
Pencil neck geek jabroni
Yellow-toothed liar
Behind bus stops he
Blows winos for five cents each
And then gives them change
You sure your not a Beatnik?
MAN, I burned my Bongo Drum years ago. Accuse me again and I’ll throw out my mood ring and pet rock!!!
Lmao!
‘Frogman Friday!! Wind, rain & whitecaps!!!’
— sigh —
Yeah. Sure thing, ‘Frogman’.
It’s Thursday, Mick. Sorry about that.
Hmmm. Maybe an inaccurate day of the week lends some credence to his false claims – as if two wrongs somehow make a right in Poser World.
Well he MUST be a warrior … that’s the translation of his tattoo.
http://ishufa.net/shufa/x/36579.gif
Japanese: take/bu/mu [put an accent mark over the e and pronounce it as “takay”]
Chinese: wu
Meaning: Military/martial/warrior/chivalry/arms
Composition: The Chinese character [that’s what “kanji” means] comprises two separate characters: stop/spear
JSF
Why do people other than Asians get Asian tattoos?
I have never understood why Asian characters tattooed on back if neck, small of back or the hinterland regions of the body …
Call me old fashioned …
It means “With two you get egg roll.”
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Wouldn’t it be funny if the ink he thought says ‘Warrior’ really says I frequent Truck Stop Gloryholes…or Hairy Asses make me horny?
Spear Catcher? Sounds like an MOS he would qualify for.
It says, ” Bukkake Target”
Wow, congrats, David Dwight Adams, on being the first fake SEAL of 2018. What were you thinking? Or did you just get a visit from the Ghost of Christmas
Dumbass?
Loser.
Looks like he just got engaged, wonder what other lies he has told. What a way to start a life together.
More like “Felcher Friday”.
David Dwight Adams only experience as a warrior has been at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the rear) as a fluffer for the patrons. And his seal expereience is just him bragging about how loves to susck off the patrons.
You’re a fucking dumbass, David Dwight Adams! Enjoy your newly found GOOGLE fame, bytch…
WOW, this news is like a sore pecker-You can’t beat it. Stick to brewing beer Adams. 2018, phony Seals are again in the lead out of the TAH starting gate. Signing off now. It’s 10AM (1500Z) and like 42 deg.F. in West Delray Beach and I’m freezing my butt off
WRONG Adams, David Dwight Adams can’t even brew up a warm bubble bath and that’s why he’s still an Assistant Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (Entrance in Rear).
Last fake SEAL for 2017 named Adams.
First fake SEAL for 2018 named Adams.
Nick, Don and Edie are spinning in their graves right now.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue…it only took four days into the New Year to whack a fake SEAL.
Such a banner day we have two with the dick in Utah.
I wonder if we’ll ever score a TAH phony SEAL hat trick in one day?
Now THAT would be a banner day!
The day is young.
The Bristol Stomp was the number one song when the peeps were sniffing model airplane glue out of brown paper bags.
I’m gonna start going back to Mass. I’m rapidly losing my faith in humanity. These Phonies SMH. My best friend is retired Special Operations. Leads a quiet life much the same as I do. These fakes always crowing about how big and bad they are. Doesn’t make sense
I don’t see a White Tiger Martial Arts in California, only Rockville, MD.
Or am I internetting wrong (again)?
Hey, listen up! All of you!
First of all, guys, it’s Thursday, not Friday.
Second, this methane bubble sniffer is sucha a crapweasel that I think he deserves the WOI, if ChipNASA can be persuaded, so I move for a heavy drop of the WOI on this whackadoodle Johnny “Frogeater” Crapeaud.
Long may he be completely embarrassed about his fictitious career.
I’m just trying to decide if he’s a harbor seal or one of those obnoxious bay area seals that bother the REAL candidates going through BUD/S in those cold, cold waters.
nope he’s a sperm whale or just a plain man eating phallic squeezing shit dipping hero at the Blue Oyster Bar & Grill near Coronado where the wannabees go to say mine is bigger than yours, wanna see and squeeze.
He was celebrating ‘Frogman Friday’ because he was extremely busy the day previous on ‘Man-Love Thursday’
This fucker wasn’t even a POGman, never mind a frogman…
Queef.
Back door bathhouse cum dumpster.
But…But…he is standing in front of the ocean and has the shades on and everything.
Fake Frogman Friday?
Maybe these should all be saved and posted each week on Friday…
<– Not a SEAL, just a retired AF puke