Ben Franklin III; phony SEAL
Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Benjamin Earl Franklin III who claims to be a former Navy SEAL and he pretends that as a Brigadier General in the North Carolina State Guard, he’s been called to active duty for deployments to the War Against Terror. That’s his Trident on the blurry screen shot above.
As a clarification, the North Carolina State Guard is not the National Guard – it is a volunteer organization and members pin on whatever rank they think they deserve. They don’t get called to active duty, mostly because they don’t really train for combat. They help during natural disasters and fill in for National Guard troops when the National Guard deploys. The North Carolina State Guard was suspended due to a Workman Compensation issue in 1996, and the suspension is still in effect, so Ol’ Ben here is a uniform without an Army.
Anyway, he wasn’t a Navy SEAL. He was a ETN3 (Electronics Technician E-4) on the USS Stormes for less than four months while it was engaged in operations off the coast of Vietnam in 1966. That was the extent of his participation in the Vietnam War. The Stormes spent 1967 and 1968 cruising the Mediterranean and training off the coast of South America with Ben aboard.
He was busted years ago, but when the old POW Network went out of business, I guess he thought it was safe to be a pretender again. Nope.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
This guy has made a SPECTICLE of himself!
Hack “sees” what you did. Well played.
Never a poser or wanna-be be.
Signed, SEALed and DELIVERED.
Ha!
Didn’t the original Ben Franklin wear those SPEC’S?.
“Iraqui”
What a tool.
Just another old, gnarly shitbag.
I do like the NC Guard angle, though. Very reminiscent of Heavy Chevy.
The Story of the Goose, huh? Yeah. No. The only thing “goosed” has been this maggot’s two-hole.
We had another State Guard gent here awhile back, but not NC. I think he got thrown out of that volunteer organization. I just can’t remember his name. Had something to do with cheese.
Wonder if ole Ben caught the Agent Orange out in the ocean like another regular here?
More likely ole Benny got caught in a paint locker with the entire Deck Division sodomizing his sorry ass…he’s been compensating ever since
That would be the Texas State Guard, and good old “Heavy Chevy” Dennis Chevalier (think that’s the right spelling of his last name).
You mean “Blobfish” Chevalier?
yep our dear buddy dennis
It’s spelled Chevyliar IN SWEADEN
This guy is now a LIGHTNING ROD for criticism.
That’s a key point!
Poor Richard was unavailable for comment. But he was observed to spit on the ground, as well as to fart – presumably, proudly – on hearing about this tool’s fakery.
“Poor Richard”
Nice use of the reference!
“Involved in the first Iraqui incursion in 1990, he was disabled out as a Brigadier General when it was found out he had prostate cancer before being shipped overseas in 1003.” [sic]
And a repeat offender as well, I motion for Benjamin Earl Franklin III to receive The official TAH Wall of Insults®™
A totally “Phildoesque” bio.
Ah, second …
Holding ears and covering eyes now …
Aye, just for befouling the name Benjamin Franklin!
It was “prostrate” cancer. You get it from lying about.
Sorry guys, I missed this one….. We have the proper required votes and deploying the WOI in 3….2……1… Hey Benji, The only rank you have ever earned is the rank stank that comes from you anus with all the shit you pull. Someone should take you and all your crap and dump you in the standard 55 gallon drum and hit it with diesel. Wall of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Benjamin Earl Franklin (The Turd) III NOT a SEAL, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, Poster-child for abortion, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion. You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag,… Read more »
Hey Bennie, The real Ben Franklin just called and he wants his swim fins back now!
Note: The real Ben Franklin invented swim fins at age 11 and Bennie Frankie da Turd never used swim fins as a SEAL because he is a fraud POS.
BENJAMIN EARL FRANKLIN III works balls, tickles taints and sucks smegma when he’s not going balls deep with his sooper seekrit skwirrl SEAL lies.
He is indeed a Connoisseur of Smegma.
Oh Please, may he be ass raped by the barbed cock of Satan! What the fuck, doesn’t anybody want to be a pretend Ranger anymore? I would love to meet one of these pretend assholes in the street and just kick the living shit out of them! How I hate these fucking posers! Go talk to my brother and learn how to be a first class posing asshole and get away with it for years! He is the master poser with great false teeth!
I’d like to know why there are no phony 32G20’s. Hmmmmmm.
Nobody has ever seen a fake 13F, 92Y or 88M either!
26L/26V….
Gasbag three times over. It’s about all he’s good for.
To use your words regarding the Texas State Guard, “not to be confused with the Texas Army National Guard”, though Dennis Howard Chevalier, phony veteran, tries to portray it as “the guard” knowing that people could confuse it with the Army National Guard. He even took a civilian rated disability, and Texas State Guard “service member”, and combined the two to identify himself as a “disabled veteran”.
Many states have a state military/militia, Virginia has the Virginia Defense Force.
NY has one of the oldest. And it’s Naval Militia goes back to the Rev. War and helped establish the Naval Reserve Force in early 1900’s.
But what do I know …
“members pin on whatever rank they think they deserve”
What is the lowest rank ever chosen?
I don’t know if this is true everywhere, but I’ve heard that if you are prior service, you are awarded a rank 1 level higher than your final military rank.
I’m guessing that there are probably 10 or 12 colonels for every private in such organizations.
I’m going to start my own army and promote myself to Field Admiral, Ninth Class.
Why cut yourself short?
Go for: 7 Star GENMIRAL of the Guard, Army, Airforce, Marines, Navy, Coastguard, X-Box, Star Trek, Cable TV Mil Chamnels, Walmart, Paint Ball, Marvel Comics and Interweb.
That should cover it.
You might be outranked by the 15 stars Marshal General Admiral of the Expeditionary State Federal Combined Armed Forces
Must be a lot of E-2’s in the ranks. /s
Just remember, Blobfish was a Corporal in the Texas State Guard before his Regiment showed him the door!
Would love to see the meetings there: “Colonel.” “Colonel” “Colonel”, “Colonel”….
Probably tough trying to figure out which COL has to clean the latrine and which one has to sweep the floor.
Take a look at his awards. One of them is “trusty shellback.” I was aware of the line crossing ceremonies, but I did not know they added that accomplishment to your official records.
…Oh, now THAT’S funny.
I am a shellback.
Not such sea creature as “trusty”.
Most would be honored to be called the opposite, with respect to shellback.
This is really a fake SEAL two-fer day. I also love to see a trident slapped onto an Army uniform. I suspect a real SEAL who now is justifiably wearing an Army uniform is about as common as unicorns.
There are those unicorns in the US Army … several in fact.
Example: I met a US Army Aviation Warrant Officer at a NSF event. He was a real Army Officer wearing an earned Trident. Clearly prior US Navy.
Have friends who served in SF with at least one former SEAL who was authorized to wear his trident on his uniform. Guys name was “Thor” and he reportedly was a real bad animal.
Prostrate cancer???? So…he cant lay on his belly?
No, but he can file a VA claim saying it was from the firing range in Basic.
Easy 100%
I think that his head is cracked like the Liberty Bell.
When others protested or ran to Canada he served. That should be enough but as we keep seeing it isn’t for some
True that. Those who have served have a bond that crosses branches, geography, and generations; it’s already an exclusive fraternity. Be proud of what you did and leave it at that.
Kirjath Toney even thinks this guy is a faker POS.
Awesomesauce!
Though he is not preparing to elevate to a different plane….
Yellow gardening gloves are the tool that will allow the transition.
The Order of Oddfellows (turds).
Bag of seasoned dog shit.
Just curious. How do you season dog shit? Of course a valid question would be why do you season dog shit?
Added that to the WOI.
But what about his AF SpecOps business partner, “Dusty”? Any background investigation going on there?
cocksucker