Timothy Bean, phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on yet another phony SEAL, Timothy Bean. He doesn’t like talking about being a SEAL, well, except on Facebook;
But, then when he was busted, turns out that he was wearing a Trident and advising people on how to train to be a SEAL to honor a friend;
He was a SEABEE, a Steelworker Second Class;
Eight years of service, three years at sea, but I guess that wasn’t good enough for Facebook. His Facebook profile disappeared last night.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Florida. Vest. Doo rag. Bike. No dog???
Dog was too embarrassed to be in the picture with him.
Teacup Yorkie in the bike saddle bag.
Dog was in the house with his old lady doing a porn flick
A leather vest.
— sigh —
There’s always a leather vest covered in poser bling. Always.
I’ll bet that there are a couple of phony SEAL tattoos and a raging case of The PTSD in there somewhere, too.
But it’s an “honor vest” to honor an imaginary friend.
Speaking of the dog, where do these shit bags get the dogs? I went to a Military appreciation day event here last week and was talking to the people at Paws for Purple Hearts and their wait list is 3-5 years. For them to even put you on the waiting list you have to have documentation from a licensed physician that you actually have PTS.
Probably a shelter for cheap.
There’s no need to get an actual ‘service dog’ if one wants to be a poser who claims to have a raging case of The PTSD.
Posers can simply go online to any of the multiple vendors out there and buy an authentic ‘service dog’ vest for their pet pooch at home, and it’s up, up, and away into the exciting world of Stolen Valor PTSD Poserdom!
He does have PTSD, and the DOG is Dead..
Don’t comment on something you know nothing about. Go F your Mother.
PTSD from the Blue Oyster in Gulfport, Mississippi?
PTSD – Pretty Thick Sh1t Disease.
And the dog, if it ever existed, probably offed himself out of humiliation for having Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain for an owner.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain is really on his/her form today! The Sockpuppet has shown up nearly a month and a half later to defend itself.
What is it with posers and Harleys??…… They spew BS like Harleys spew oil. Ditto on reliability. 😉
“10 percent of BUDS is physical”. Now that’s some mentoring for success! You just use telekinesis to get that huge fucking log over your head
what he meant to say was “10 percent of licking taint behind the DFAC at BUDS is physical…the other 90% is mental”
“10 percent of licking taint behind the DFAC at BUDS is physical…the other 90% is mental”
^^^ That must be what the “A+ certification” is for on his LinkedIn profile.
No Jack wagon, He actually went to collage. Made something of himself. WTF are you doing?!
Yeah, Timmy made a SEAL out of himself. Without learning how to spell college.
So Timmy “Angela” Bean-head went to collage to make something of himself.
Like learning how to paste fake SEAL stuff all over his unwashed body.
Timmy-Angela Bean-head is a real collage, alright.
Timmy-Angela Bean-head has made a real jackass of himself.
What am I doing? Laughing at the pathetic attempts of Timmy-Angela Bean-head The Sockpuppet to defend itself.
I’m sure he blows his fair share of winos behind bus stops as well.
Note the response of “Ok so there is no real preparation physically for buds then” . Uh-oh…
Cocksucker
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Shack!
Looks like he started out as a SM and cross-rated to SW when the Signalman rating went the way of the dinosaur in ’04/05.
Then he cross-rated to assclown soon after getting out of service all together.
the beauty of that cross rate is that he required no training at all being a natural born assclown…
Yep. A skivvy waver turned bee.
He needs to be taken to the woodshed and whupped by a bunch of SEALs for lying, then again be taken to the woodshed to be whupped by a bunch of Seabees for dishonoring the Seabees…
Bootlicking D-bag.
So few of us Bee’s to start with, he was already a select few. Maybe not always Guts and Glory work but Honorable and sometimes legendary.
Threw it all away for what?
Definitely singing the hymn for him.
He is part of the SM guys, that the fleet forced over to SW for some reason around 04/05.
They had three full SW class’s of SM’s and most well didn’t do that well.
We had two in my Battlion and sent both of them home.
This little shit making us look bad. Remember 10 precent in each community.
Why does this guy’s DD214 not have his SCW warfare listed, should be under qualifications.
Not surprising, given that SMs weren’t know for being particularly sharp.
I don’t know… Those pictures show that he was all guts! 🙄 Then, when he reclassed to civilian, he continued to go all out in the guts part of the equation. 🙄
Ba Da dump.
Nice one.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
He’s got ape-hangers on that hog!!!!
Has he run into any real biker gangs yet?
What an ASSHOLIO!
And he’s wearing either women’s flared jeans or bell bottoms.
Looks hotter with assless chaps
Yeah, I noticed that they were kind of loose at the bottom, but I don’t usually pay attention to men’s jeans unless they’re — oh, never mind.
My girlfriend keeps hounding me about the inseam of my jeans being too short.
She likes them dragging on the ground behind the heel.
Soooooo…I bought a pair with really long legs and rolled them up in cuffs.
Not a wise move,
The only thing that really matters in men’s jeans is whether the crotch seam is cut properly.
Your gay too!
Tough talk for a guy pretending to be a SEAL, hiding behind a girl’s name.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A sockpuppet!
ATTENTION ALL TAH PERSONNEL!
ATTENTION ALL TAH PERSONNEL!
PREPARE TO REPEL SOCKPUPPETS.
REPEAT: PREPARE TO REPEL SOCKPUPPETS.
::sound of popcorn popping and beer being opened::
Hey, Timmy Angela, you need to demand a refund on your public education. Your grammar stinks.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain is not a SEAL.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain was a SEABEE, BUT has dishonored his service with his lies.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain is a loser.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain has to hide behind a womans’ skirts.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain reportedly, but not confirmed, has gonads the size of shriveled peas, and is still trying to grow a pair.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain is pathetic.
You know, he kind of looks like the type to show up here and start making threats and excuses. I kind of hope so, and have popcorn at the ready.
I’m getting to the point that unless Marcus Luttrell tells me personally that so-n-so is a SEAL, my BS meter pegs.
The fact that he was a Police Officer for three years does not instill confidence. Seems he missed the class on “Code of Honor.”
I wonder how many of his fellow officers he told that he was a Navy SEAL?
Notice the BACA patch on his vest – If he is a member of BACA (Bikers Against Child Abuse) I am sure they would have a problem with anyone in their group misrepresenting themselves. Especially since a large number of them are veterans.
He dropped out of BACA before he got outed as a SV case.
Why the fuck don’t some of these assclowns put on a 1% patch and go hang out with some Mongols, Vagos, Banditos, etc?
Self-curing problem.
What a dickbag. I would to throat punch that cocksucker for bringing shame to the Bees.
I served with Bean in Iraq making cages for “detainees” who later turned into ISIS.
Its too bad he’s lying about being a SEAL but at least he isn’t some loser in academia protesting against troops.
That’s like saying he likes to suck dick but at least he doesn’t swallow.
I see you JP
He is almost worse.
He could be in the same biker club with another phony SEAL – Phil Monkress
Two beans in the same hole they are…..
Loser.
Honorable service record and he flushed it down the crapper
JACK-ASS
I was over in Iraq with this assclown! Biggest piece of shit I’ve ever served with! He was an SW who couldn’t weld for shit! I wanted to kick his ass then and now I really want to fucking throttle him!!!!
Word ^^^^^
We are waiting for your arrival-… You wont make it out alive… JS
Tough talk for someone who pretended to be a SEAL. JS
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey, Timmy Angela, you need to demand a refund on your public education. Your grammar stinks like a slit latrine.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain is not a SEAL.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain was a SEABEE, BUT has dishonored his service with his lies.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain is a loser.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain has to hide behind a womans’ skirts.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain reportedly, but not confirmed, has gonads the size of shriveled peas, and is still trying to grow a pair.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain is pathetic.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain likes to talk tough while hiding behind a skirt.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain reportedly, but not confirmed, prefers to wear a bra and panties under his skirts.
Timmy “Angela” Bean-brain runs off at the mouth reportedly, but not confirmed, as a consequence of his activities while wearing a skirt, bra, and panties while on his knees behind the dumpster.
Zombie Thread!
YEAH!!!
A Zombie Thread with a Sockpuppet to bash.
I need some more popcorn.
ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS, SOCKPUPPET CLEANUP IN AISLE 13!!!
I think our sockpuppet has run away.
Come on back, Timmy Angela Bean-brain. We could use a good laugh.
Hey, you guys get off his nuts, at least he’s trying. Old Steve isn’t trying at all with his 120 kills and that’s it. Steverino doesn’t have a doo rag, doesn’t have a vest and no HD. At least old Beanie boi here is trying and he deserves some respect for being a total douchebag and properly collecting all the necessary douchebag bling. And you guys know there is a dog involved somehow. Hat’s off to you Beanie boi for the enviable effort in becoming a total douchebag, now ESABATM.
A Prospect Member of the DRG?
His sleeve roll in that photo basically screams “I’m a dirtbag, kick my ass”.
I keep wanting to post a Mr. Bean video here and call him ‘Timmy’.
Sock puppet on aisle 4.
Timmy Angela Bean-brain is not even trying hard.
I heard that Timothy Bean, the fake Navy SEAL, can drink anyone under the table…
… that’s is, if we are talking about jizz, not alcohol.
So Timmy-Angela Bean-head reportedly, but not confirmed, gets his beer second-hand?