Bullgoose Keith Roberts; phony SF
This fellow, Keith Roberts, was sent to us by the good folks at Green Beret Posers Exposed. he used to go by the Facebook handle, Bullgoose Roberts, but for some reason he scrubbed that profile and renamed himself Beano Jones. Of course, he claims to be Special Forces;
He also claims that he was in Afghanistan;
Yeah, no, the National Personnel Records Center disagrees;
Three years as an artilleryman and 5 years in the Reserves. Not even Airborne training.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Classic case of a wannabe, when confronted he ran like a little bitch!,,,,,,BTW,,,,,FIRST!
“BullGOOSE”
Seriously?
At least he had the good sense to rename himself Beano. Naming yourself after an anti-gas medication will earn you some serious street cred.
Can I change my screen name to Pepto Bismal?
Sure, Hack! And I’ll be Extra Strength Gas-X!
It should be “BullSHIT”.
Yeah.
I bet this maggot’s two-hole is nicknamed “Bullgoose”.
Just like that other turd on here a while – “Whispers”
Assclown.
The probability that someone is SF is inversely proportional to the amount of SF crap that they wear.
Of all the SOCOM types that I know, the only real tell is the occasional SF Association plates.
And he lives, where? Info just so that the SF people confront him and teach him the error of his ways, ya’know.
(and what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall when that happens)
Facebook says Las Vegas, cause you know that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Next time he tries to hide by changing his name, maybe he should try…..BullShitWinkle.
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a fabricated military career out of my ass.
Maybe he subscribes to the Acme Kit Of The Month Club. Last month’s kit was a Presto Secret Squirrel Special Forces Military Career.
He actually had an honorable career but chose to dishonor himself. He did what most don’t: He Served. Now, until the end of time, the first seen Google post will be this foolishness. Welcome to stardom, dingus.
AGAIN!? That trick never works…
Wrong Kevlar.
Careful, jarhead. Let’s not trash talk Moose and Sqvirrel. It’s like asking Mr. Peabody to fetch a stick or something. Way out of line…
Damn Perry, thanks for reminding me. Must have forgotten Mr. Peabody’s knack for cracking knuckles as if he had been a nun teaching unruly students.
Ever wonder why Sherman looks like everyone’s mental pictorial of a 2nd Lt?
Another corn fed crinkleneck dropped into the pond to spawn.
Bullgoose? Oh, right – he must have read ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest’ and picked up on that bull goose looney moniker.
So he was in Oklahoma, then Germany, and then Loosyanna. Well, that sure don’t look like Afghan-esstan to me!
I guess I cain’t read them there furrin’ languages any more.
What a dork!!!
I wonder if Bullgoose Keith Roberts aka Keith Allen Roberts, was mentored by Robert Keith English? 🙄
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=61036
Another crotch-sniffing creampuff of a moldy monkeyshit that thinks he looks like a Knight in shining armor when he really looks like QueEfErS*SLUUUURRP!*41 wearing tinfoil.
I’m an E5 13F in the Guard. Am I special forces too? Sweet. I can see it now. Ball cap and bumper sticker shops here I come.
Don’t forget the leather biker vest.
I can only imagine that The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) is taking notice.
Another turd to “backfill” Philo’s depleted legions.
Phildo and the boys WILL ride again!!
What a shit stain! Note to posers, wearing shit like that singles you out for a little SPECIAL treatment for SPECIAL people.
The only thing that he’s missing is the leather vest covered in Stolen Valor poser bling.
Mick, he’s got to have one!!
Fuck this guy. POS
“Beano” must be quite a hit in bed with his lady friend….A billowing Dutch oven all night long….sexy
He put the boom in the boom-boom. Not enough. He just had to go elsewhere. Had to play dress-up. So, now, instead of being proud to be just a member of a small percentage of honorably discharged Veterans among the general population, he’s an asshole. Congrats.
Since he’s claiming Special Forces, I’m sure he’s sporting a CIB. So fuck him, up down and sideways.
Put more simply…he’s a dick in cunt’s clothing.
CIB in his case would be more along the lines of “Cock In Back”.
Is that what we get when ID Sarc hits HRC?
Under Awards and Decs – Army Lapel Button? Gotta be legit.
Dude looks like he’s cocked his fair share of “meat cannons” in his lifetime.
Took a fucking dysentery crap all over his service…
This dude is truly the living definition of “Queef”.
Cocksucker.
Enjoy your forever Google fame..
Attention Whore…. you’ve earned it..
Decent uneventful reserve record for crying out loud
WTF !!!!
LOSER !!!!!
Is a Bull Goose like a Bull Dyke?
Why does his head cock to the right like that? Hours and hours behind a long range rifle scope I guess.
This sight is all bulls hit and Don listen to these ass holes their all comiting lible and 2ill be sewed for it stay true brother..