LeeShane Ramos; phony wounded warrior
Back in October, the folks at Military Phonies sent us their work on this LeeShane Ramos. For whatever reason, I didn’t post him – probably because all of his claims were verbal and there was nothing that I could point to that would prove he was lying. He wrote college papers loaded with his lies of his exploits in the war against terror. He claimed to be Special Forces and that he’d been wounded. He did have three years in the Virginia National Guard, but his only time on active duty was for basic training. No deployments.
Well, this morning, Dave Hardin sends us the news that LeeShane is the subject of eight felony warrants issued by Radford, Virginia police for burglary. Way to represent, Shane, buddy. Now turn yourself in.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
FIRST!
Oh dayamm….a real life Rambo situation has been set in motion. Pray fo de popo.
*not
They just found ole LeeShane running around in a burlap bag.
No doubt, he wanted to be found and will soon disappear, his captors bodies never to be found.
Looks like he’s gonna be friends with Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny” at the local poundhimintheass jail soon.
Two phrases he’s gonna hear:
“I’m going in dry”
“Come toss my salad”
Warning NSFW
https://youtu.be/HXrb8jurCs8
Wow, three years and some change ending as an E1, another stellar dickstepper! Did he get a Field Grade Article 15 before he was booted out?
Greasy little ass maggot.
More like cornhole-gazing taint-lusting glittery gargoyle gonad-gazing Swamp Donkey!
B
What I meant to say was, Proud, another vituperative masterwork. Have you considered sharing your gift with others via a course of some sort, with you as de perfesser? I see real commercial potential.
I just might have to do that. I also self-proclaim myself to be a Top Honor Graduate of the Don Rickles Charm School!
Where do I sign up??
SV, the cherry on top of the shit sundae.
Having a face as punchable as is only serves to exacerbate his predicament.
It’s the chinstrap. AKA, Ball rest tickler.
I hadn’t even noticed the chinstrap because I was stuck on the Eminem wannabe “haircut” and the Michael Dukakis-like smirk.
And here is yet another one with a wispy little peach fuzz wannabe beard.
Has every 20-something beta male in America lost the ability to grow facial hair?
Is that (facial hair growth) being bred out of the male of our species much like the need for a little toe that is slowly disappearing from our feet?
Every where you look, TV commercials, newspaper ads and from just walking down the street, wimpy ass little beards everywhere.
Just more proof that we’re all going to Hell in a handbasket.
Scared of razors, maybe?
It’s them horemones! Perhaps a dunk in the testosterone vat?
Loser.
Absolutely nothing says Bad Ass like a haircut from “Manly Man’s Barber Shop and Gay Porn Supplies, Where Spandex Will Make You Look Hot!”
LeShame Ramboo. French Supermodel.
Yep.
“…He claimed to be Special Forces and that he’d been wounded…”
More like he was wounded while laying special farts…
Dude looks like he spends an inordinate amount of time in the men’s room.
Tapping his foot in highway rest areas, no doubt!
Wow, what a rate-grabber. PVT after only three years! Rocketing right up, aren’t you Skippy?
they will never catch that high speed Rambo.
I wonder how this clown’s internship at All-Points Logistics’ Executive Training Program is coming along?