Ronnie Seaton; phony chef
Someone sent us a link from the New York Post about this Ronnie Seaton fellow. He wrote a tell-all book about his 32-years as a chef in the White House dishing mostly on GW Bush;
Seaton claims that throughout his time in the White House, George W. Bush was drinking alcohol and smoking pot regularly, writing that “President Bush drank a lot of whiskey,” that “he loved bourbon and beer,” and that they would find “marijuana butts” when they cleaned up after him.
On the next page, Seaton claims that Bush had a one-night affair with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and that Laura Bush knew about it and “told Dr. Rice she needed to think about leaving her post.”
Not believable, right? Right. The White House says that they never heard of him, even the Obama White House admits it. Seaton also claims that he’s a Vietnam veteran and a POW with a Purple Heart. DPAA has no record of any Seaton who was ever a POW, there is no listing of him earning a Purple Heart anywhere. He also claims that he has two Medals of Freedom, again, nope. But somehow, he found someone to publish his book.
Many more of his fantasies at the link. Like when he was knighted by the Queen of England for his dessert. But, hey, his “Bush the potsmoker” story will resonate with the BDS crowd.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
I want to read this book! Sounds like the best fantasy book since lord of the rings
The only thing this guy has cooked up
Is a shit sandwich.
Just be damn sure you don’t buy a copy. Dipstick here will get royalties if you do.
I understand the same is true if you steal one from a bookstore. So don’t do that, either.
…Well, if you’re gonna do it, go big, that’s what I always say.
OTOH, it wouldn’t ENTIRELY surprise me if someone had worked at the WH for 30 years and nobody knew it. Vetting!
Mike
I could see the queef running the Executive Dining room at All-Points Logistics.
And the only one night stand this clown has had was a three-way with Dullass Wittenturd the False Commander Phil Monkress.
His Sticky Bums are a hit with Heads of State. He got the recipe from ol’ Wave
As is his tossed salad.
Don’t forget his Schweddy Balls.
I’m just surprised that CBS didn’t put his claims on their evening snooze headlines.
Another phony PhD holder. His book is as “valid” as Dennis (Denny) Howard Chevalier’s career as an Air Force pilot that flew combat missions with a C-130 fucking up the Taliban during the Gulf War. No hair either… one of Chevy’s associates?
Dennis (Denny) Howard Chevalier needs to touch basis with this guy so that he could also pen a whopper of a BS novel based on his BS.
I’ll bet Seaton could whip up a nice seven-pound cheese souffle for Chevalier.
At some point, he will get his just desserts, because someone will want him to create a chocolate treat, and it will bombe out on him because he doesn’t know how to make one.
Reminds me of a song
“Don’t Bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me…..”
You’ll want to tune in tomorrow morning for his FOIA.
Here’s my guess.
He flunked out of 94B (Cook) school.
naw, it’s going to come back as never served. that’s my guess.
Yes, you’re right – never served anything, not even SoS for breakfast.
Dad was a cook in the Army in WWII. He was a pro at making SOS. We didn’t have a lot of money and many the time in the 50s and early 60s, SOS was “on the menu” for the evening meal. Hell, it was the menu for the evening meal. And I have many fond memories of it. When I was in service, I used to have it over scrambled eggs and a bowl of grits. Good times!
I will challenge him to brie en croute, ratatoiulle, haricots verts, and pomme tarte.
I doubt he even knows what those are.
What a phony
Takes one to know one, right, you little fefe forker?
Where’s that DD214? Did you come up with enough money yet to take care of that insufficient postage problem yet? It’s only maybe a nickel or six cents short, right?
Hell, even a blind drunk would give you a nickel for a good “youngman rodeo” tongue bath.
I heard fefe left bunni-boi here because he couldn’t satisfy her (or him, if fefe is a buck – bunni-boy never did say whether fefe is a buck or a doe).
I also heard that when fefe left, he/she was muttering something along the lines of, “I thought ND:tBF was just an expression . . . .”
I’ve been wondering if anyone is going to re-name Bunni-Boi the fefe forker as NDtBF the second.
Or would he be a NDtBF Junior?
Maybe just Junior Needle Dick. Yeah, that sounds good.
I still don’t know why he is avoiding the question of fefe’s gender, I’m beginning to lose sleep over it.
Dally, Where is your rodeoing shedule so I can watch you perform? Joe
Joe, it’s a small rodeo you have never heard of it and it’s sold out. I’ll let you know about the next one. Kapesh?
What the hell is a shine box?!? Listen brah I have no beef with ya brah? Listen I rodeo and I am a gentleman. You wouldn’t last three seconds Hondo at my rodeo.
Uh-Oh. Fefe forker is getting pissed.
He called Hondo “brah” twice in the same sentence.
Where’s that DD214 and is fefe a buck or a doe?
Answer up Junior Needle Dick.
Hey, ND:tBF, are you trying to speak Italian now?
There are four different ways of spelling “understand” in Italian. They are:
Capeesh, Kapeesh, Capiche or Kapish.
Your spelling of the word is incorrect and if you’re trying to be Italian, you should certainly know what a shine box is.
Where’s that DD214?
Claw: il piccolo idiota è come l’italiano come il Papa. E lui è onesto circa come un certo falso CPO.
LOL, Sir. You are correct. Since I neither read or speak Italian, I had to run that through the translator to grasp the meaning.
That’s funny as hell.
What is a “shine box”? Such a naive youngster!
OK, clueless twerp – I’ll clue you in. Watch this (the link is very much NSFW):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJzNUydlQ4I
Now, go home and get your (freakin’) shine box!
Hey, STOOPID! Joe just wants to watch you ‘rodeo’. He’s not planning to participate. And the gate is never closed to a ticket-buying customer. If it’s a jackpot rodeo, as you infer, it mostly like costs $3 to $5 to sit in the bleachers, AND all the local rodeos are listed for the next three months.
SO WHICH ONE IS IT YOU’RE (NOT) GOING TO BE IN, DICKLESS?
Dally, what are the events you perform in ? Most of the rodeos are small time for youto work your way. I as very young teenager(13) was riding junior bulls for the Turley Roundup Club. Also the the shows you claim are sold out,I bet I can get in. Joe
Answer Claw’s questions, bunni-boi. Where is that DD214? Did you send a copy to Jonn yet?
Now, go home and get your (flippin’) shine box.
SHUT UP, BUNNY FART,you’re a POSer yourself!
Where’s the 214, Rump Rider? Still can’t find a stamp or apply for it? Must be too busy felching little bunny FeFe, Butt Pirate? Still hanging around your fav Rump Ridin’ bars in Stillwell?
Well, he’s still trying to earn the cash for the stamp.
Probably 10-15 more back alley blow jobs and he’ll have the money.
Now that is what I call “Cooking the books”!
If Dalton Coldiron had any balls, he would go up to Walter Reed and regale all the wounded with his rodeo stories. Young men came home in boxes, some came home with their limbs blown off. Meanwhile, Dalton bought a tattoo and sniffed a bunny. I’m just south of Idabel Dalton. I have a bull. After he’s through with you, I’ll let you feed the hogs.
Speaking of Bunni-Boi’s balls and feeding the hogs, If you can hold him up by his feet, I can snip and clip him in about 10 seconds with a single edge razor blade.
That 10 seconds includes the disinfectant splash.
I’m fairly experienced when it comes to de-nutting feeder pigs.
I have absolutely ZERO experience in de-nutting feeder pigs, but I bet I can beat that time on Bunni-Boi!
Might not be a clean job, but it would be done.
Note to self – Stay on Claw’s good side. LOL
Dildo Dalton is living the lie and a splooge dumpster at the Rump Ridin’ Rodeo for all the other rump riders like him…
GDC, I am in Sands Springs ( actually in the Osage Hills. Do not offer that bull ride to me. Too old and brittle for the hard landings even if a successful ride. Dally, I doubt that you make 3 rounds. Joe
all I got to say rodeo. I know I’m tough what about you? I rodeo a real mans sport I’m tired of you bad mouthing me. I never done anything to anybody brah. Why you hating? I have a Texas Rangers tattoo of josh Hamlton after drug relapse big deal and I have a bunny. I also have a pocket pussy, a piece of paper and a tv who cars boi you are an immature youngman.
“Tough”? Don’t make us laugh. Based on the fact that you couldn’t make it through Army basic training when a “manly stud” like Bradley Freaking Manning could, that’s exceptionally doubtful.
The fact that you’re a damned liar, on the other hand, has been proven. Ditto the fact that you’re only marginally literate and don’t seem to be too damn bright. Next time, please express yourself in comprehensible English.
Where’s the DD214, bunni-boi? Did little bunni fe-fe eat it?
Now, go home and get your (fantastic) shine box!
I’m willing to bet a bottle of good bourbon that he polishes something, AND IT AIN’T SHOES, knowhutimean?
Dalton Coldiron (Google Hit- ouch!)- Never done anything to anyone huh? You disrespect the soldiers that earned that tattoo… hell, you disrespect anyone who finished basic training. Fuck you and the horse you imagine that you rode in on. Come see me. Hogs gotta eat.
SHUT UP BUNNY-FART!! EVERYONE KNOWS you’re more full of shit than a flock of ten thousand geese!! YOU TELL ME and everyone else o little bunny sphincter-sniffing candyassed booger-eating bedwetting Momma’s boy of a creampuff, WHERE the mudda-fuck is this DD214 you speak of? Where’s the next Rodeo you’re competing in? I SAY YOU’RE A LYING SACK OF SHIT until you prove otherwise, you candyassed sack of shit of a Momma’s boy!
Where’s Bunni-Boi at tonight? I figured for sure he’d be back on here to get his nightly go round of abuse.
I’m disappointed and offended by his non-appearance.
Where’s my ARCOM? Where’s his DD214? Where’s his shine box? Did he make the six cents postage yet by delivering “young-man tongue baths”?
Answer up, fefe-forker. We are waiting for your latest line of lies and excuses.
Claw, I may have an answer to that last question: it occurred to me that bitch-boi is paying for the tongue jobs he gives out, instead of charging.