Roger Cobb; USMC SEAL Team commander
Scotty sends us his work on this fellow, Roger A. Cobb, aka CJ Cobb who claims to be a Marine and a combat veteran of the Iraq War;
His wife tells a better tale, though;
I wonder where she got that story from;
The Marine Corps says “Who?”
I long for the olden days when the phonies put forth some effort.
Category: Phony soldiers
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Seems like this husband and wife were made for one another.
Don’t be dissing the wife!
She’s doing what she’s meant to do. Obeying and honoring her husband.
You hear that ladies? You must obey and honor your husband, even when he’s a total idiot.
That’s in the rules.
I’m wondering if that wife actually exists.
If he was selected for ST6 that public announcement just canceled it.
I have seen this guy before somewhere…
More like Corn Cob.
Ahhhhh….the all too elusive MARMOOSEAL in its natural habitat. I talked to Jethro Bodine and he says they were actually on Team 00 (double knot) just outside of Langley at Camp Clusterfuck.
^^^^ Winner! ^^^^
bwahahaha!
What-da… I couldn’t make crap like that up if I tried to! No, wait, yeah I could, but only when I’m trying to be a smartass. What’s next, a USMC Ranger or PJ? I bet he couldn’t tell the difference between a rifle round and the last booger he ate five minutes ago!
What the hell! It clearly states in the poser’s handbook Chapter 4, section 2 – if you are going to pass yourself off as a Navy SEAL, you have to be a Navy Poser – not Marine, Army, Coast Guard or that wanna be service, the Air Force!
We’ll remember that the next time you need suppressive fire from the only thing that makes the goatfuckers speak English long enough to say “Oh shit”– oh no wait, leadership is fucking us out of that too. We really ARE a wannabe service.
Who wants to be that all those times he was deployed that he was banging come other chick (or guy, Mr. Downlow). No WONDER he’s smiling.
He has these bitches totally fooled.
Not us though.
“bet” and “some”. sheesh,
WE. NEED. AN. EDIT. BUTTON!!
Wht du wee nedz a edt botun fur?
I am wondering now if his wife really thinks he is in the SEALS…and then when he deploys where is he actually going/doing?
Wild Ass unresponsible speculation tells me he has another wife?
Just for entertainment I’d like to here what he was doing in Iraq from 2000 to 2003 before OIF started.
And she just had a baby, I wonder what happened when she goes to the hospital and says “Tricare will cover it”, thinks she should enroll that child in DEERS or tries to get on base? I am sure the other Team wives threw her a big shower too.. Oh boy!
Kat. There was a Facebook only post yesterday on the TAH Page, about a turd in Texas that was busted and I guess he had a real military ID, that he was able to get using Fake Paperwork. I shared this info with a buddy on base where I live. And he said this was the first they had seen or head about this kind of stuff. And then said about every week or so they confiscate at least one fake ID. The turds are upping there game. This to me isn’t all that funny anymore, not that it was in the first place
Sad, but how does he explain his LACK off absences to her and then show a doctored CAC? Or she doesn’t know enough about being a military spouse, like where is my ID card so I can get on base to shop. They don’t use stickers anymore here so getting on base would still require a card. Maybe I am overthinking this, maybe his lies are enough.
Yeh sad or she is blind as all hell.. At first I thought people pretending was some sort of mental health issue. Not anymore in the last 2 years I’ve seen and read here and other places and seen on the news, the antics these nuts are pulling, and it seems to maybe getting a little out of control. them you have these Turds claiming all kinds of issues. Getting all of this Poggie Bait. And empathy.and the funny this is they were never in or they are 3 week washout Amazing
20 years ago I ran into a guy that said he was a SEAL, cried as he spoke of lost buddies in Africa and how Hilary Clinton calls him up. I called BS then and now all these years later, still more phonies. Some of these guys, and now gals are so off I can’t believe ONE person believes their tales much less years of followers. If you lay down and have 2 kids with a liar you have so much invested in him, all the “honor” and “pride” you have as the wife of a hero. How can you admit to yourself and others you are an IDIOT? No way can someone be active duty and never gone, no training, no call outs/deployments nothing? MAYBE HE WAS IN JAIL FOR ALL THAT TIME? I don’t know but he wasn’t at Notre Dame at all, that I have from the source. All around just a sad day for his 2 kids as they find out Daddy is a liar some day.
I agree with you about the kids.
It is not their fault.
I feel sorry for them and what they will have to go through one day when they (and their classmates) learn that their father is a shitbag.
This dude can just pull a Creekmur and drive off w/ the windows rolled up.
Dude looks like one of them two hole, taint licking warriors… like Damon here (NSFW or if you happen to have “virgin” ears):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV_XjhzSZkM
PIMP DOWN!!! PIMP DOWN!!!
Face down, ass up, that’s how this maggot likes to be fucked.
I’ve always wanted to be the ultimate badass quad-service rangerspecialforcereconsniperpararescueseal too…
You forgot SWO. According to SWOs I’ve met, SWO trumps all.
It’s funny that none of these posers ever claim to have dolphins.
On my first boat, the junior YN (nonqual) tried to tell some tourist in Waikiki he was an RO.
He didn’t like me very much when I found out about that. Something about 0200 short forms and 0300 startups he didn’t care for, I guess.
And in all the time I’ve been around here, I’ve seen exactly ONE submariner poseur, and zero nukes.
The only time that anyone wants to be a Nuc is at re-enlistment bonus time.
The only time nukes want to be nukes is at reenlistment.
Assuming that they didn’t bother to put out any resumes or network. Those of us who did saw the kind of money that was dangling in front of us and said to the Navy, “Have a nice life.”
I’m really surprised there aren’t more nuke poseurs. Everyone knows that chicks dig pre-crits and water chemistry.
I know! The ladies would always swoon when I brought steam into the RAR and placed the RCPs on the CTG
Yeah, I have heard that Surface ROs were easy…
Nothing makes civilian chicks swoon when you tell them, “So there I was, steaming out of Pearl, critical, and I looked at the EOOW dead in the eye and said, SHIMMING OUT FOR JESUS!”
ST-3 and ST-6.
Yep – Time to unleash “THE HAIR”.
Shipley is turning haze grey. I thought it was just age but then I realized it is cover and concealment when he is on his boat.
It’s a little known fact that the SEAL OPTEMPO has been so high that they’ve had to expand their recruiting beyond the Navy. They now recruit from the Marines, the Army, the Air Force, the Civil Air Patrol, the Lumpkin County Sheriff’s Department, Mall Cops, Buck Fermley’s Trailer Park Militia and of course the elite 41st Airsoft Battalion.
Buck Fermleys Trailer Park Militai! Awesome sauce…snorting coffee out the nose hurts…thanks!
Also what’s the picture on his profile? Let me guess: He’s also claiming to be the reincarnated spirit of Jimi Hendrix?
You are confusing him with Canadian Rocker Frank Marino! Although this guy looks like he might have swallowed Frank Marino.
Weren’t Marino and Hendrix contemporaries though? FWIW I’ve heard Robin Trower called “The Poor Man’s Jimi Hendrix.”
Before his USMC assignment as a SEAL he was a USCG PJ … and a USN Green Beret. I suspect he will round out his career as a USAF Force Recon.
or maybe a space shuttle tail Gunner, Lol.
Hahaha….love the two NAMs instead of one NAM with a star. Only real hard-chargers rate the double NAM!
Yep!!! I guess he likes to spend money!!
The clown will always be in Commander Phil Monkress of All-Points Logistics’ shadow.
PLEASE tell me that isn’t a set of Submarine Dolphins on display above the ribbon rack, and possibly on the right-hand belt buckle too! Hard to tell, since I can’t zoom in on the pic.
Peter,
I downloaded the original and put it on imgur.
See if this isn’t any better.
http://i.imgur.com/QRp7PCq.jpg
Not Dolphins, its Surface warfare insignia on the belt.
No, those are Envy Pins (ESWO/ SWO)
My bad, that should be ESWS
Have a missing ribbon, I guess he didn’t need nothing else to go on there :).
I’m sure his secret code name is Ben Dover.
Team name is BOHICA
Platoon Call sign – RUMP RIDER
For a long time, I thought “BOHICA” was a variation of “BOUDICCA”, Celtic Warrior Queen of the Iceni.
I had no idea it was a pornographic acronym.
A USMC SEAL? Like I was a USAF Submarine Door Gunner!
I’m calling BS. All of our sub door gunners were Coast Guard.
Say what you want, ain’t nobody here got SH!T on my time as an Apollo Mission Door Gunner!
Wonder what Notre Dame would have to say about him? Who wants to bet they have no record on file of him?
I’d bet a bottle of good Scotch they’d say “Who?”.
Yes, they have no record of him.
He could be a hunchback, though.
Damn! Not even a genuine Modo? Just a Quasimodo?
Absolutely true my kind sir, they have no record of him at all, under any of his aliases. They are interested for any other mentions of this as he has removed in from his Twitter account since it was originally posted. Maybe he has an inkling it is hitting the fan and is attempting to clean house.
The ribbon rack in the display case is decidedly Navy vice USMC. Enlisted Surface Warfare breast insignia and belt buckle; ship’s belt buckle (looks like carrier); the awards include a Battle E (USMC not eligible).
I’d suggest doing a FOIA with the Navy to see if he is a USMC wannabe but was actually Navy previously.
You mean to tell me that ORSE and DCTT inspectors don’t go around to marine shore commands to test their shipboard combat proficiencies?
Here I was thinking that the only reason I’ve never seen the ‘E’ painted on a marine barracks is because fleet was just shit-hot.
Although I have to say as a nuc, the battle E ribbon was pretty much the only thing on my uniform that actually mattered. It’s good to see a poser bragging up the Battle E award. If more posers pile on and bring a media spotlight to it, maybe someday I can pin mine on and pick up the chix.
I also have a Battle E but my dolphins are most important to me.
That’s because dolphins actually mean something, guy. I earned my ESWS pin in a board alongside an idiot HM3 who didn’t know how many hangar bays or aircraft elevators the GW had. But he still got his pin, same as me.
Ditto. Which is why I’m glad there are so few submariner poseurs. I’d get in a lot of trouble if there were more of them.
Marines who are ship’s company rate the Navy ‘E’ when the ship they are assigned to earns it. Examples are the Marine Security Detachment. But that’s not what this guy is claiming.
Dave, pretty sure the Marine Security Detachments ended back in the 1990’s. All Marines now are embarked. Since he graduated in 1998, it’s a slim-to-none chance he was assigned aboard ship. There is, however, a move afoot to reassign Marines back to ships, but no traction on that yet.
He certainly wouldn’t be able to earn the ESWS as a Marine.
When I was on the USS Nassau, we had embarked Marines in AIMD, it was funny but they would start a line any where.
All makes sense to me…
Ive heard if you were a Marine that went into the Navy SEALs, they automatically close your records to the public, plus he has a SEAL T-Shirt..
Good enough for me…haha
Plus its good to see another dark green frog man!
Not like I thought it was true but Notre Dame never heard of him either.
I hope this turd’s kids are young enough that they do not have to deal with the reality that their father is a loser.
I think the boy is around 5 or so and a newborn, but mom is 33 not a kid and should know better. It is up to her to better serve her kids by vetting the father, not believe a goofy smile and a 12 dollar T-Shirt.
Wonder if this knuckle-dragger even knows that folks of his “demographic” are as rare as hen’s teeth in the SEALs.
Roger is a dipshit of epic proportions.
That is true, he is a rarity among the rare.
http://www.npr.org/2012/05/28/153701478/why-its-rare-to-see-a-black-face-in-the-seals
Apparently the rate is 50 out of 2,500 according to this article, and then add being an officer and then a CDR. Plus a team leader on top of it, just too much to believe.
Another report say that Black officers are less than 2% of the teams, so he is more rare than we thought originally.
I found a stat of 31 out of 2300 total SEALs, for a whopping 1.35%.
When you find a black dude claiming to be (or having been) a SEAL, be beyond skeptical. I remember seeing this one fat, 25-30 y/o bro on the net claiming he’d been a SEAL.
Yes, the younger and the fatter they are that always adds credence to their story. And about SEALs of color, the number is low, always a small number but then add a CDR. The chances of it being so is just phenomenal. I hope this story is developed more, I’d like to see the family explain why they thought he was telling the truth.
Roger Cobb. Rhymes with “Knob.”
Coincidence? I think not.
I see that he has III MEF Marine Corps Birthday setup. Not as prestigious without the GySgt Ermey signature !
Unfortunately this is an ex of mine & sperm donor to my 7 yr old. His name is Roger Allen Cobb Jr. Birthday: March 30, 1976. Met him in San Diego. He’s been doing this for a long time, I thought I was the only idiot that he did this to. He lied to me about everything from his name to family. Claiming to be a Marine is the first I’ve heard. He told me he was a Seal Commander, he even would dress the part till my Navy friends noticed the last name on the back of the uniform did not match his last name. I managed to get a pic of his Navy I.D and showed it to my friends & they laughed & said he was an E3 and worked in paperwork, typing up orders & Stuff (sorry I don’t know the correct job name) He was very abusive. Unfortunately I agreed to move to Groton, CT with him when I confronted him with all the lies, he beat me up knowing I was pregnant (you can go to http://www.jud2.ct.gov/crdockets/SearchByDefDisp.aspx to so the court dropped it down to Assault 3rd Degree A Misdemeanor & he got 2 yrs probation. When his chief came to talk to me I found out that he told his chief that the reason he beat me up was because on our way to CT we stopped in Cincinnati & his daughter was struck by a car & was killed. The only problem with this story was he didn’t have a daughter, of course another one of his B.S. lies. I was upset with the chief because he tried to sweep the assault under the rug & get me out of CT asap even though I told this chief about all his lies & that he is impersonating a officer. His chief chose to believe him & I found out a year & a half later he was kicked out of the Navy (not sure why?) He was born & grew up in Cincinnati, OH. I think he might be in Boston Massachusetts… Read more »
Wow! What an absolute bag of shit!!! In fact he gives bags of shit an shit tier rep!!!