Christopher Heben; chases down shooters with a gun shot wound

| April 4, 2014

Christopher Mark Heben

TSO sends us a link to the UK’s Daily Mail which tells the story of former SEAL, Christopher Mark Heben, who was headed into the Mustard Seed Market & Cafe in Akron, Ohio Friday afternoon when a car nearly backed into him while he crossed the parking lot. The grown ups in the car cussed him out, but he kept going into the market, returning to his car when he realized that he had forgotten his wallet. The offending car passed him, and he felt a stabbing pain, he’d been shot;

He then jumped into his car and followed the vehicle – a gray sports car with tinted windows – as it drove north and headed to Interstate 77, McNeely said.

But realizing he was covered in blood, Heben drove himself to the Bath Township Police and Fire Department to seek treatment.

The police still haven’t found the criminals and Christopher seems to be recovering. You can follow his recovery at his Facebook page.

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Devtun

Chris is a frequent guest on Judge Jeanine Pirro’s weekend Fox News show. Really great camera presence & looks a lot like Jon Hamm aka Mad Men’s Don Draper.

GoldenDragon

So they almost run him over, they cuss him out, he says nothing, goes inside, comes back out and gets shot?

We sure he didn’t yell back at them?

rb325th

Yup.

MrBill

I saw a video of him being interviewed in the hospital and he did say that he exchanged words with the vehicle occupants. The headline to the Daily Mail story says this too although the story itself doesn’t.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

I hope these assholes are found quickly, it would also be great if they weren’t taken alive…people like the shooters are a cancer, we don’t rehabilitate cancer we eliminate it. The gene pool and our society doesn’t benefit from the continued presence of violent criminals. It’s time to stop warehousing and start burying them.

James in Gulf Breeze

How could you! These guys are clearly victims – didnt get enough love, their daddy left them – they were picked on in school – their socio economic stratum drove them to this – they didnt get enough valentine’s day cards
Seriously though I agree with you. We should include an oath to defend the gene pool around here somewhere…

Valkyrie

You forgot about the “twinkie defense”. To much sugar also played a part along with the “Chem trails”. And aliens. Don’t ever forget about the aliens.

12H

If those assclowns ever go into the Brimfield Triangle, then Chief Oliver will ensure they are taken care of.

Pinto Nag

A speedy recovery to you, Mr. Heben!

Sparks

Get well soon Mr. Christopher Mark Heben! Way to go. I only wish instead of shooting him, they had gotten out of their car to try to you know, “beat him up” or some such. What a surprise they would have had in store. I agree, hope the cops find you guys first. Mr. Heben WILL NOT forget your car!

rgr1480

Are we certain he is former SEAL? I don’t see a Trident tattoo.

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Valkyrie

Brave men are so sexy!

OWB

Nope. This is very likely to not end well at all for the bad guys. Too many patriots, veteran and otherwise, in that neck of the woods.