Nick Searcy keeps me entertained
I don’t usually write about folks in Hollywood because, after all they’re only people with their own opinions like the rest of us. None are more valid than any others. But Nick has me roaring with laughter at his latest campaign. Nick is a conservative and he doesn’t like liberals or Democrats very much. He’s also a star of “Justified”, one of my favorite television shows, mostly because bad guys get whacked a lot. I liked the show before I started following Mr. Searcy. He’s been raging against liberals the last few weeks like no one’s business. But this weekend, it took on a whole new dimension. He came to the defense of Adam Baldwin when he was attacked by some writer named Tim Peacock in a Twitter war with this;
And now he’s tripling down with this Facebook post;
The quote of the day from Nick is; “I know people have feelings. That’s why I try to hurt them.”
So, that’s why I haven’t been paying attention to you guys too much. I’ve been laughing my ass off.
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omfg this man is my spirit animal.
I almost cried while laughing watching that video.
I’m actually living in Nick’s hometown right now (Cullowhee, NC), I should start a fundraiser to build a statue of him, I’m sure that would piss off the fat liberals in this neck of the woods (Western Carolina University is just down the road, plenty of fat liberals there…)
I know people have feelings. That’s why I try to hurt them.
Yup. Putting that in my little bag for future use.
As a fat bald guy, I approve this message.
Rock on, sir, rock on…
This recent trend of “you dumb, ugly, hurtful person with your [fill-in-the-defect] shaming! Waah!” is one of the most annoying political correctness fads of my generation.
“Wow…just wow” and “cyber bullying” seem to be part of the overused code speak as well. Going to have a talk with my TiVo about a Justified season pass.
Screw them. Bedwetters
Gaaaaaaaaadammit! I’m fat with thinning hair, so Nicksearcy won’t like me. Shit! I’ll have to send him my picture so that he can make fun of me online.
Smooches, Nick! <3 <3 <3 You're funnier than a porcupine with fleas.
Thank you. This idiocy merely reaffirms my position on having exactly nothing to do with “social media”.
Yes yes, I know. And I favor 1911A1 over Glock, too. Now get off my lawn!
😉
EXPH-2………Damit PH-2 don’t tell me that, I’ve got that image in my. Mind from your photo on. This site.
On another note, I know you like mints, have you ever heard of Voodoo donuts in Portland Oregon? People are lined out the door to buy them. Would you like. Some?
PSYOP
…….Because physical wounds heal!
I sit outside in a “bird nest” like chair while I’m online. I laughed so hard at this guy I flipped over and the neighbors yelled to ask if I needed them to call the police. (Just moved in so they’re not use to my brand of crazy yet.) I am a new fan of this glorious asshole!
I just found my new favorite show.
Sounds like I found a new TV show to watch.
Nice. This guy actually fits his TV show persona. I like it.
@3/17AirCav, I have never heard of voodoo donuts. It is Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies I seek. They are somewhere around here. Maybe over at the Giant Ugly Outdoor Mall. I must go foraging.
On the other hand, I can probably satisfy my need for chocolate and mint by stopping at Dunkin Donuts and buying a quart or 10 of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream and keeping outside on the front steps. As cold as it is now, (2F, wind chill -8F) it will keep until spring.
But was it the image of a porcupine with fleas that flummoxed 3/17 AirCav? Inquiring minds want to know.
@16&17…… EX-PH2…. I must admit the thought of a porcupine got me going, I’ve hunted with bird dogs and those porcupines are he’ll on wheels, quills clear down their throats. Add flees, to the equation, makes me itch all over.
As for Voodoo Donuts, they are absolutely, the best they have a cult following. When I say lines out the door I’m not exaggerating. Given your apparent sweet tooth, I know you would love them.
Here’s my email if you would like a “Care Package” give me a address. Carter@kettrick.com you will not be disappointed!
@3/17 Air Cav
There are two VooDoo donuts in Portland. The one downtown is always crazy busy. Day or night, rain or shine, if they’re open there’s a line. The other one is only sorta busy by comparison. Last time we went, the line didn’t go out the door at least.
3/17 AirCav, I will consider it.
However, the thought of stuffing donuts down my piehole when I’m sitting in comfort at a desk instead of hiking the trails in the bitter cold winds of the Great Frozen North conjures up images of having to purchase the next size up in jeans.
And I was just getting used to baggy pants that I can barely keep on my hips any more. 😉
Valkyrie, check your e-mail.
Y’all come visit us here in the Southeast where we have Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, you’ll become a convert! Watched the video, LMAO!! Getting down near the thirties tonight, please KEEP that cold up North, willya?!
What’s his hardon for fat people? I’m friggen rolling on the floor. Baiting leftests is like shooting fish in a barrel. Especially the chickwith “body shaming”. Hey honey, if there was more shame we wouldn’t have to be subjected to heffers like you in those people of walmart videos wearing spandex.
@21, did you call me? It’s -8 right now, Up North….. 🙂
*OOP!*. Grammar error, I guess I should’ve said “…KEEP that cold up there in the North, willya?”
If Randy Newman was a asshole…. I have to start watching justified now.
A wise man said, If you don’t have anything nice to say, say something devastating.
An asshole iPhone… An asshole.
I am a big fan of Nick Searcy and Adam Baldwin. As far as the “fat shaming” I am fat right now and I am a bit ashamed. I let myself slip the past few year, but I am back at it again. Pain is under control and I can do more. The only people who get angry about shame…are the people who are ashamed.
Voodoo donuts are good, but I’d love some half moon cookies from Light’s Bake Shop in Elmira NY.
We should get Searcy, Jonn and Don Shipley to do a bus tour.
We get them together on three bar stools in a bar. I”m the bartender.
I ask them questions and they give their answers while I serve them double scotch on the rocks and flirt with the Most Interesting Man in the World at the other end of the bar. Then they spend at least an hour on liar’s poker, and whoever can walk out the door without falling or bumping the walls, wins.
I have been following Mr. Searcy on twitter for some time now. He takes on all comers and does not back down. He is a funny fucker. And he truly don’t give a shit. He is over the top in his attitude and language and it is glorious.
I have been watching Justified since episode one. Great show. Based on an Elmore Leonard book so you know the bad guys are going to be bad, and they are also going to get killed.
Such eloquence should be encouraged.
Now that’s funny raht thar.
Nick Searcy is Awesome.
Ok, that’s just wrong and I LOLd. Anyone else want to see him pair up with Dennis Leary to remake the “I’m an a$$ hole” song?
Difficult to get a man fired from a show that is on its last season.
A couple episodes ago on Justified, he was sitting listening to Limbaugh before dealing a hitman. The folks on the show must not be all flaming libs to allow that.
I heard Nick’s interview w/ Rush a while back & he said that “Justified” is filmed nowhere near Kentucky. Its all shot in Velencia, CA, disguised to resemble the Blue Grass State.