Phony Navy SEAL of the WEEK; Mark Lloyd Body Builder Clown
Valkyrie sends us Don Shipley’s SEAL of the week, Mark Lloyd, who uses his pretend SEAL career to build his business;
Retired Navy SEAL Don Shipley BUSTS Mark Lloyd the Body Builder Navy SEAL Commander. Mark posted his bullshit on Craigslist for his “Body Connection Personal Training and Fitness Consulting crap.
What better way to build a Fitness business than claiming to be a Navy SEAL. Marks problem is he claims BUD/S Class 716 and 716 won’t graduate SEAL Training for another 82.6 years. Mark also claims to be a past Commanding Officer of SEAL Team FOUR and he can’t even get the right coast Team FOUR is on…
Mark doesn’t see the problem with him claiming to be a Navy SEAL Commander to better his business and to profit from those claims. Mark operates his Fitness Crap in Mesquite, Forney, Sunnyvale, and Rockwell Texas.
If you’d like some training from Mark here’s his information from Craigslist. 214-641-4849 markl1060@aol.com
Category: Phony soldiers
An update on that poser POS. I asked why he was not on AKO. He said “its classified” anyone who has been to Ranger school will not be on any database….He also said he does not want anyone to know who he is because he has a hit out for him from the terrorist. I proceed to ask him then why the hell are you telling me.
@51 – Poser Disposer – did you mean that for a different thread ?
The scum-sucking sumbitch deleted every single one of his ads off Craigslist. The only vestige left of his presence is the posting that outed him:
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/bts/4125049374.html
“I can legitimately say I do not know a single person who does not know, or does not know someone who knows, a Navy SEAL. Didn’t realize there were so many of them…”
Pretty much how it is, sadly one of my friends was going around claiming both his dad and grand-dad were Navy SEALS. I have seen and talked to his dad, and in passing he never mentioned it. Probably because he is about 5 foot 9 and 350 pounds.
It was the same way back in the 80’s, except back then everybody knew a “Green Beret.”
*sigh* …and I have a bad habit of not checking the date on the posts before commenting. Sorry, gang; didn’t mean to kick a zombie!
@52 I think he’s talking about the poser he wrote about @12.
@54. Well, you know how it is…When you stop living the HSLD lifestyle, you tend to pack on some pounds.
@51. First, even if he was legit, he wouldn’t have an AKO account since AKO is an Army program not navy. As for the whole “If you’ve been to Ranger School you’re not on any database” thing…utter BS.
you are right,if they are fakes ask for their DD214 paperwork,or any paperwork from the veterans admin we have to many dam fakes that sure as hell couldn’t make it in the military
@51. Sorry, I thought you were referring to our wannabe SEAL. Reading really IS fundamental.
I still stand behind my comment about Ranger School.
@35: Nah, Don Shipley’s Hair is the inspiration for that and many other things. The Most Interesting Man in the World aspires to be as interesting as Don Shipley’s Hair.
I love the end of the video: “We did complete the cabin” I wonder how many other cartoon antics the Shipleys did in building it and how they managed without killing each other is amazing.
Still has a listing on a fitness site.
Tom,
Forwarding this to Don Shipley.
Is he still claiming to be a SEAL in his listing?
Clam,
Click on Tom’s name above and it takes you to the link. We need to get a screen shot before it’s gone….
( http://dallas.listlux.com/a,100,477488,–MARK-LLOYDDFW-S-PREMIER-FITNESS-TRAINER-214-641-4849-MesquiteRockwallGarlandEast-DFW-Area.htm )
**MARK LLOYD///DFW’S PREMIER FITNESS TRAINER/ 214-641-4849** (Mesquite/Rockwall/Garland/East DFW Area) Ad id: 810138962112318 | Views: 621
Price: Contact Us
Date listed: 10 months ago
LOOK YOUR VERY BEST FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!…..TRANSFORM YOUR BODY INTO SOMETHING SPECIAL…STAY YOUNG FOREVER!!!…..I JUST TURNED 54…MY WIFE IS 46!!!LEARN HOW EAT AND TRAIN CORRECTLY FOR ASTOUNDING RESULTS!….GET LEAN AND VERY TONED!!** Over 38 years of Fitness Experience** 3 National Certifications…Navy SEAL CDR (Ret.) ..Master Class Trainer** 1 on 1 Training Sessions up to Groups of 3** I Work with All Age Groups and All Fitness Levels** I train All my clients OUTSIDE….No Crowded Gyms or Gym Fees** Locations of Training…MESQUITE, ROCKWALL, SUNNYVALE, and FORNEY** Flexible Scheduling….I work Full Time… 7 days per weekCALL for More InformationMARK AND GAIL LLOYD(214) 641-4849THANK YOU!! Location: Mesquite/Rockwall/Garland/East DFW Area
Chip I grabbed a screen shot, Jonn has my permission to share my email…I will gladly email it to you…
I live in Rockwall, Tx. I plan to keep an eye out for this guy.
Looking at the date, he placed the ad about the same time that The Hair placed his video and this post went up, October of 2013.
Good Catch ArmyATC. I didn’t see that. (D’OH!)
Listed 10 months ago.
Still that shit needs to come down.
I’m sure the turd knows that it’s still up. He was just hoping no one would find it.
Here’s another one I found:
http://www.pandahi.com/1016456778.html