Not Safe for Work – Emphasis! Maybe NOT Safe for TAH?
Damn you Troy via FB… So long Jonn, if this don’t crack you up you finally have an excuse to delete and dump me.
Still, the funniest thing I’ve seen for a while:
Category: Geezer Alert!, Real Soldiers
I got my counselor at the VA watching AFT. She’s says it’s not conducive to solving my anger management issues. But she did admit that it’s funny as f^ck
Stacey0311 #1: Yep. Didn’t have anything like AFT when I went to anger management. Short story… never went back.
AFT is amazing. Always good for a laugh.
How many times have we heard some civilian say something like: “I was going to join the (fill in the blank) but they wouldn’t make me a general to start out” or some such shit.
Just watching the TV ads for this show make me pretty sure that I’m going to miss it. Now everybody will think we all do whatever the “stars” are doing on that show. when in truth, most of us did something like “mess kit repair”
LMAO!!!
Yes, I admit I watched the show. And I agree with AFT. A-piece-of-crap-on-a-rope. Another Burnett (Burdett? Whatever) Survivor-style “reality” program (and I use all those terms loosely).
I wasn’t thinking in terms as extreme as Sgt AFT, but his review and conclusions are spot on. Especially on Dean Cain.
In short, never again. I admit, seeing who the vet charities were was nice, but not worth the waste of time for the rest of the “show”.
Lame, lame, lame (and that’s NOT pronounces la-me, as in the gold glitter fabric).
Is it not amazing how everything General Wesley Clark has turned his hand to since he retired from the Army has turned to shit in his hallowed hand? I remember reading comments from his former staff members, when Clark was running for president, that he was a first-class, pompous, pretentious asshole.
To me, Clark is one of those guys who made it to four star purely on his supposedly superior intellect and not on common sense or ability to relate to his subordinates, qualities we old NCO’s prize in our officers.
Considering his string of fuck-ups since retiring, I’m not so sure about that intellect, either.
I think that Clark’s most stunning achievement was his nearly starting WWIII while in the Balkans when he attempted to deny Russian aircraft clearance to land by blocking the runways. Thank God for clear-thinking subordinates and allies.
Personally, I’m amazed he made it to General without being fragged.
That’s funny right there….I don’t care who you are!
Hahaha… I love it. That show is so gay… I’m glad there are no Rangers on it.
Lee 1/75, let’s lay off the “gay” remarks! These a$$hats don’t even deserve that!!! They may get hurt ‘cuz they’re stupid but ain’t none of them gonna die, regardless of what Dean Cain says! This show is why I will only watch “Deadliest Catch” reality show. Oh and Coast Guard Alaska!
I tried reading up on Wesley Clark on Wikipedia but I couldn’t get past teh “Kosovo War” part.
This show is just about as retarded as that fox piece of crap, Boot Camp from about ten years back. The last reality show I watched that was fairly accurate was the History Channel’s Basic Training from 2001 I think it was. And the last documentaries I watched were Restrepo and Armordillo. Both good movies.
I was rolling on the floor laughing and doing the “dead bug” halfway through this. Classic.
The Facebook fan’s comment at the end brought back fond memories.
Lucky, don’t go there. Basic Training followed the troopies in my BCT Battalion. It was a bigger rat fuck than it should have been. Bumping training times because the production crew wanted the perfect light, secluding certain ranges so only a single platoon was able to use them while filming, and going as far as blocking access to an entire course so it wasn’t crowded to show the platoon going through it without people bumping into each other…
The only part of the Confidence Course my platoon was able to run was the Slide For Life and the Skyscraper. The NIC-at-nite was a joke as they had cameramen WALKING around standing up while the troopies were crawling.
As for Stars Earn Stripes, what kitty-cat cock-sucking monkey-fuck thought up that piece of mildewy maggot crap?
Combat Missions (back about the same time as Basic Training) would have been a better idea. Let’s see who can do more in various situations, SEALs, SWAT, Rangers, Delta, etc. Now, let’s put them on random teams and see who loses and has to vote a person off. And, between the missions, let’s organize ACTUAL training for them. That was a good show.
Well, to be fair, I’m reading Chris Kyle’s book right now, so I could see where Dean Cain would want to suck his dick through his cammies.
Dude is pretty badass.