Shawn Robinson; phony SEAL

| August 8, 2017

Someone sent us their research on this Shawn Robinson fellow who claims to be a Navy SEAL;

He even goes into elementary schools to tell kids what it’s like to be a SEAL;

The Navy has never heard of him;

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Toasty Coastie

Geebus that thing on his face looks like Baby Chewbacca’s hairbrush.

RM3(SS)

I once heard it described as “the hair around the asshole”. Every since, I can’t even think about growing it. :p

SARC88

“Key West Bullseye”

A Proud Infidel®™

He grins lie a toe-tapping meat gazer in a crowded Men’s Room!

Just An Old Dog

It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s armpit…

Toasty Coastie

You win Old Dog lol 😀

1610desig

I lose old dog!

Toasty Coastie

Nah you come in second 😁

Guard Bum

Dude, right at dinner time too! I am going to have to borrow that one.

ChipNASA

I’m adding this to the Wall Of Insults but I’m replacing armpit with cootchie.

Sandi Clawson

Sandra Clawson with the help of my nephew, JC Clawson, and my daughter, Jomi Goodbar, contacted the thisainthell website and sent in the paper work at the top of this page. I neither had Shawn's SS# nor his DOB when I requested his military records. I sent this site what the military records request sent me back. I thought Shawn was trying to scam my daughter but, I was wrong.

Hondo

Gee – a third comment from what appears to be the same mobile device today, trying to discredit information others have posted previously about phony SEAL Shawn Robinson.

Now, you don’t suppose those comments could be related to one another – and intentionally false, do you?

Well, “Sandi”? Or should I say Shawn?

Sandi Clawson

Shawn can’t post to this site. You have blocked his email account from posting.

Sandi Clawson

Where all in Ohio sir.

Kilo3/7

Asshat.

Green Thumb

This turd is around kids.

And by the looks of him, he should not be.

Mick

Using phony SEAL claims to gain access to elementary schools.

Hopefully someone is looking into that.

Skippy

I’ve been busy making calls and sending E-Mails

Yef

But, stolen valor is a victimless crime, isn’t it?

CWORet

Photo of him next to that little girl was creepy as hell. Hope local LEO have been notified.

Graybeard

I found it creepy as well.

Maybe her Daddy will catch him in a dark alley sometime.

desert

Just another “No Honor”, immoral wart on the ass of humanity!!

Graybeard

Shawn Robinson lies to children?

Shawn Robinson is a dirty scumbag.
Shawn Robinson is not a SEAL.
Shawn Robinson has never served in the Navy.
Shawn Robinson is in serious need of being slapped with a brickbat until he sees the error of his way.
Shawn Robinson owes these children an apology.
Shawn Robinson is a slimeball.
Shawn Robinson is lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon track.
Shawn Robinson needs to be banned from entering any school ever again.

ChipNASA

That fatass was a SEAL? NOPE….. And he put himself out that in a GOT-DAMN Elementary School with some camo pants and a black tee-shirt, yeah because all the military guys I know get their shit from a surplus store.

It’s been at least a week and I say this Fucker needs to be put on GOOGLE BLAST not to mention I’m feeling squirrely so it’s time to BUST OUT THE Wall of Insults®™

Do I have a Second?

11B-Mailclerk

All batteries, commence fire!

ChipNASA

We have a Second, (but in 11B-Mailclerk’s own colorful language!)

Do we have any “AYE” votes?

Retired Master

Definitely AYE vote

Graybeard

AYE! And make it a double-charge due to this poser lying to children.

ChipNASA

We have multiple “AYE” votes and only one is needed per the Robert’s Rules oif TAH. Everyone HOLD ON, General Quarters, 180 Degree Battle Turn commences….. Wall of Insults®™ FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Shawn Robinson, is NOT a SEAL, was never in the Navy, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, Santorum Stained Molting Muscrat, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, toadstool slime-inhaling dickdrizzling sludge, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, terminal crotch infection,… Read more »

Ex-PH2

Gee, I knew the Navy had speedboats. I just didn’t know they were that big. 🙂

Yef

Yeah. I was thinking the same.
Very impressive.
I take back all the shit I talked about the Navy. I stand shocked and awed.

By the way, do our ships have battleflags, like those huge flags the Brits fly when going to engage?

RM3(SS)

Wow. wonder what the purpose is of manning the rail while they’re doing that? We used to do things like that on the boat, but 30° angles and dangles on a submarine there’s no chance of falling overboard.

W2

They were prolly making practice approaches and break always on an oiler. Those guys were out there to handle phone and distance lines when the real event went down. It’s a common practice to make approaches to give JOOD’s a chance at making an approach and lining the ship up for an UNREP.

Silentium Est Aureum

Dependents cruise, circa 1989.

Angles and dangles, and A-gang forgot to stow a can of resin that spilled.

Captain had a helluva time explaining that.

cc senor

The sailors in the pictur3e appear to be wearing boots. Is that usual uniform? Sailing on troopships we were told to wear low quarters only.

IDC SARC

I threw my boondockers away after boot camp. Wore combat boots on every ship I was ever aboard. The flight deck requires flight deck boots (basically, steel toed combat boots)which were available for issue, but sizes were limited. When ship’s company, I spent a lot of time, pretty much some part every day taking care of effed up feet that were effed up by ill fitting flight deck boots.

HMC Ret

Effed up feet were pretty much SOP with the grunts. I wore my webbed boots until no longer able to do so due to assignment. They were the most comfortable shoe I had for years and came the closest to being in the right size. I mentioned previously I have an extremely wide foot (6-E). Finally found a company that custom made shoes for me while on AD. Cost a fortune but cheap compared to hosed feet. Don’t remember the cost, but was between $150 and $250 per pair. I would buy them in multiples to get a discount as the cost decreased as volume rose. I treated them like the precious commodity they were. I never did find a stock shoe in Navy that fit me.

Silentium Est Aureum

Work boots are one of two things I don’t skimp on (Chippewa, anyone?)
The other being FR clothing.

The Stranger

Same here. I spend every nickel of my clothing allowance for my HRC clothing.

IDC SARC

“Effed up feet were pretty much SOP with the grunts”

I hear ya, but if you know what a SARC is, you know you’re preaching to the choir, brutha.

LiRight

Hey! Chip…..you weren’t very clear above…..please try again. lol

Love it!!!

HMC Ret

Chip rides the fence a lot.

ChipNASA

HEY!!!
I just added ” It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie…”

That’s some Prime stuff from Just An Old Dog

FuzeVT

“toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs”??!!

Wow! Gross!!

Sparks

Okay, that’s way cool but…can an aircraft carrier do it?

OAE CPO USN Ret
OAE CPO USN Ret
Green Thumb

Dude,

You need to get out more.

Mandy

Wow, I never laughed and cried so hard at the same time!!! That really healed me. Thank you!
Sincerely, MarMar

Atkron

With that gut, more like Sea Lion (or is that Lyin’).

IDC SARC

Ya gotta laugh when these round boys buy cammies and such to accommodate their corpulence instead of at least trying to look like someone that can actually do a few pushups without dying.

1610desig

They’re the elasto-stretch cammies…yet another reason I stopped going to gun shows…too many fat fucks shoveling down foot-longs, snorting and spraying mustard and ketchup down the fronts of their black “tactical” XXXL tee shirts…I’m sure many have been profiled on this site

1610desig

He can’t do a push up but he did manage a single half-hearted push away from an “all you can eat buffet” table…when it ever so slowly occurred to him, as the bus boys were putting up chairs and vacuuming around his feet, that it might be closing time

Ex-PH2

Why do these guys never wear a corset to tuck away the bulge?

1610desig

SEAL boy may wear corset, garters and thigh highs when he’s watching “alternate lifestyle” porn in his mom’s basement…or when hiding out in the custodial closet at that elementary school…

rgr769

This POSer-boi has way more belly bulge than you could “tuck away” with a corset.

rgr769

I sent a report because this was not from me. Someone has bogarted my handle. Although, I agree with the sentiment.

rgr769

“Never mind,” as Ms. Latella would say. It was me posting from back in time. I thought this was a current thread.

Mick

Any sign of a leather vest covered in phony SEAL poser bling, a motorcycle, a doo-rag, dumbass looking white framed wrap-around mirror lens sunglasses, a service dog, and some phony SEAL tattoos?

They gotta be out there somewhere in the middle of this steaming hot mess.

Silentium Est Aureum

Elementary school?

Shit just screams tickle monster right there. Hopefully someone has alerted the district superintendent.

Snotcrow

Check out his FB… and check the girl Wendy Fisher. A young girl supposedly in the Navy too, and yet she has only like 6 pictures and at least 2 of them isn’t even the same girl.

So I claim it’s a fake account that he has been chatting w since 2013 up until last year.

Not that that is the most important thing here… I just find it so bizarre w these phonies.. whose few friends are phonies.

ChipNASA

I went to see if anything is open or we can bomb his friends and now I see he has no friends (That I am able to see).
He may be aware of TAH now and is doing the sanitize dance.

OMFG he says he works at “Black Forest Security Force” but on their FB website is says very plainly, Black Forest Security Force BFSF is a gaming community. Black Forest Security Force was started to make a somewhat safe environment for the ps3 gaming community, join BFSF today!”

What a FUCKING LOSER!!
SMMFDH

NormanS

The BFSF link on his page goes nowhere; not even to the gaming community. It just says, “About Black Forest Security Force”, with, “Company” below. A default filler image of a briefcase, and a single like. And a link for Hamilton, Montana. But there is no, “There” there.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Black-Forest-Security-Force/1002049866551210?ref=br_rs

ChipNASA

Yeah, that’s the first link, just google

“Black Forest Security Force” without Facebook and you see on the second link, the info I posted.

https://www.facebook.com/EliteGamerWolves/

David

How nice to see someone quote Dorothy Parker.

streetsweeper

Hamilton is Ravalli County.

JacktheJarhead

Ah, no. If you are going to be a fake, at least get the right Cammo. Good Lord, you are wearing cammo from Bass Pro! Are they just getting lazy? If you are going to be a fake, try harder! Also, what was he doing at school?

ChipNASA

Trying to avoid Chris Hansen and looking for a date.

1610desig

But would love to eat lots of free cookies with Chris while sitting naked on a bar stool at the kitchen counter…that sounds obscure unless u saw that revolting but cynically amusing episode…

O-4E

Are these homebaked?

I’m just on my way to the beach. I’ll be taking my Mike’s Hard Lemonade and be going

Silentium Est Aureum

He needs to turn the barstool right side up.

Carlton G. Long

He has a might punchable face as well.

My, My, My

Bwaaahahahahaaha. Facebook scrubbing in progress. Too Funny.

26limabeans

“Out, damn’d spot! out, I say!—One; two: why, then
’tis time to do’t.—Hell is murky.—Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and afeard?”

Wilted Willy

I say we banish this fat fuck to Syria and drop him off in the desert with no parachute, no rations, let him eat snakes and bugs. This fat fucker hasn’t missed a meal in years! I pray they never let this phony asshamster near any school forever more! I wouldn’t let this fucker near my dog for Christ’s sake! He would probably eat her! I am waiting for the doo rag picture with the Harley! Stake this fucker down to the ground in a pile of fire ants and cover him with honey and leave him there until his fat ass carcass rots in the desert sun! Fuck this phony ass bag! Over and Out!

Crawfish

What is funny about his Trident picture is where I found it on Google. A faker trying to run for Congress
http://www.theblaze.com/news/2014/10/23/he-wore-a-navy-seal-trident-without-earning-it-and-now-hes-running-for-congress/

Usafvet509

His bullshit is still up on Facebook. Sent him a friendly message directing him here. Let the fun commence…

USMCMSgt (Ret)

Cocksucker.

Mick

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Sparks

Queef

clamsgotlegs

The Facebook purge has started. He just changed his profile pic from the stock image of a Trident patch.

Go to his Facebook page and look at his photos. ha ha

He posted a sign about making stupid decisions-ironic.

One of his first pics is the sign at the Naval Base Coronado. No telling how long he’s been living the lie.

streetsweeper

Probably started up after Ryan Zink went to DoI…

IDC SARC

WTF is with the educational fraud and these guys?

I checked the catalogue at Southeastern Oklahoma State University and they don’t have undergraduate or graduate programs in engineering. A-hole

just some feller

My wife calls these “Directional Schools”…

“Northwest Southeast University of the West”
“University of South Northwestern”
….etc.

IDC SARC

it’s a boner fide skool…he said he studied engineering there…they don’t have any engineering programs

HMC Ret

He couldn’t engineer a dump.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Like the “East Westchester Northstars, champions of the Southern Conference”…

Combat Historian

Keep this fucker away from the kids…

Sparks

Sure looks like the fat fuck. Good catch AnotherPat!

Skippy

It is
Holy shit a pedaphile is a frequent flyer at the local bob wire hotel no surprise here

HMCS(FMF) ret

Dude like himself some cockmeat sammiches, I see…

Queen of Battle

Nice find. Keep up the good work y’all.

Skippy

We’ll before I was retired from the army one of my work-sites was recruiting every month or so the number 2 and me would go to local schools for Q&A and make the kiddos dog tags if they wanted one,
We never talked about what we did overseas if it was bad and stuck with the positives about being in the army (no combat or unit drama or Iraqi stuff) after doing my research today on this turd
In my opinion he is a sick FUCKER and shouldn’t be around kids
I’ve done what I could do as a Vet and a father to put the word out
I’m glade I don’t live up that way because I’d stump this POS in the ground and I’m a 47 year old near cripple..

yomama

Anyone do any fact checking on this? Black Forest is a mercenary group. Just want to make sure we aren’t following/ getting pissed off about any more “fake news” than necessary…

Toasty Coastie

Yomama~
Its not a “Mercenary Group”…its a pretend gaming group. Nothing gets posted here unless Jonn vetts it.

Via Norman S: The BFSF link on his page goes nowhere; not even to the gaming community. It just says, “About Black Forest Security Force”, with, “Company” below. A default filler image of a briefcase, and a single like. And a link for Hamilton, Montana. But there is no, “There” there.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Black-Forest-Security-Force/1002049866551210?ref=br_rs

Via Chip NASA: Yeah, that’s the first link, just google

“Black Forest Security Force” without Facebook and you see on the second link, the info I posted.

https://www.facebook.com/EliteGamerWolves/

yomama

It is a mercenary group. I have an acquaintance that works for them. And I’m no journalist but do know siting a Facebook link doesn’t feel very valid. The lack of social security number on the form above also seems odd. Whenever I request things from anywhere the last four or some part of the number is at the very least on there, and never all x’s. The above is six stars (******) which also seems questionable. If it was redacted, it would have been blacked out or again, at the very least, in the correct format. Finally, to assume Shawn D. Robinson is the same as the Shawn D. Robinson whose info was requested is also a stretch. It’s a fairly common name. This may be him but there’s enough questions in my mind to not assume it is. I’m not one to be a sheep when I have a brain to be asking these basic questions without hard facts. Where is the site sources of this info? Just Facebook and a same name with no social piece of paper that seems questionable? I’m just not sold. Normally these stories have some more actual facts. I’d really hate to fillet someone who really did defend our country with honor.

IDC SARC

not even a marginally nice try

HMCS(FMF) ret

“BFSF is a gaming community. Black Forest Security Force was started to make a somewhat safe environment for the ps3 gaming community, join BFSF today!”

Try again, yomama….

Toasty Coastie

Well Yomama me thinks thee protest a tad bit too much. This is not my or anyone else that is here first rodeo. So my suggestion is that you must be the POSer being discussed or you are a troll and not a very good one. Jonn does not post anything that hasn’t been vetted and as far as your “argument” about the redacted SS#, it would appear that this is indeed your first rodeo, so I would suggest you speak not of which you apparently know nothing about. SS# and any other P.I. is ALWAYS redacted before being publicly posted. Cock wobble.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

Okay. It’s a mercenary group.

An ONLINE GAMING mercenary group.

Good?

Toasty Coastie

Works for me Master Sergeant 😀

IDC SARC

“Black Forest is a mercenary group.”

No, it’s a cheese cake….a smeggy cheesecake

Ex-PH2

No, it is not a smeggy cheesecake. It is a chocolate torte with whopping layers of whipped cream in between the layers, covered with more whipped cream and cherries.
http://natashaskitchen.com/2015/06/05/black-forest-cake-recipe/

Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte – it is to die for!

IDC SARC

In his scenario nothing associated with it is going into my mouth. 🙂

Ex-PH2

It’s soaked in fruit rum called Kirsch. 🙂

The Stranger

Oh god, woman!

🤣

This is the SARC making a comment…you know where this is going!

🤠

26Limabeans

I had the Black Forest Croup in Germany.
Caught it from a Kaiserslauten girl behind the PX. Damn near got an article 15 over it.

Skippy

K-Town who could ever forget that place

TF-BA

Yes it’s a mercenary group. A fictional one from the abortion that was the latest A-team movie reboot. Try again dude.

Graybeard

“yommama” is a sockpuppet for Shawn Robinson.
“Jocko” is a sockpuppet for Shawn Robinson.

Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson is an idiot.
Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson is a liar.
Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson is a pathetic loser.
Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson is in need of an enema.
Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson is delusional.
Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson is thinks he is something special, when he is just short-bus special.
Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson should not be around women, children, or animals.
Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson is incapable of holding is own with a real man.
Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson is incapable of just about everything.
Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson is in need of an educational beat-down.

Hey, Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson? When the guys in the bar said “You da bomb” they meant your farts.

UpNorth

At 8pm, I get the “Page Not Available” from FB. Seems the cleansing has finished.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Yomama, pull yo head out of yoass…

Doc Savage

If I am not mistaken ( and I am not) “Black Forest Security” was also the name of a fictional PMC in the 2010 film version of “The A-Team”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_A-Team_%28film%29

Sandman

I had a sub sandwich with Black Forest ham yesterday,,do I qualify?

JACK SHIT

Shawn Robinson does not know me.

Jaques Schmidt

Nor me.

1610desig

Shawn Robinson does know JACK OFF though

Bombstopr

Wendy Fisher messaged me with this: “You guys are way wrong. Shawn graduated buds in 1993 class 190 SEAL team 3. He is very close friends with John Jocko Willink.”

Jocko

I do know him. Where the fuck do you guys get your info? The local Walmart! Just because you got some bad info sent to you by his end laws you want to roast one of my brothers. Fuck you. I can promise you they didn’t have his SS# hell they can’t even tell you his DOB. So the next time you go to bad mouth someone make sure they are a fake. Idiot’s. Now get some.

Usafvet509

Ah, I see the fucking sockpuppets have shown up…

Mick

“…bad info sent to you by his end laws…”

“end laws”???

Hondo

That’s almost as good as “siting” a Facebook page.

I thought ISPs usually determined where websites they hosted were physically located. But what do I know?

26Limabeans

Yo Jocko. You goin socko?
Your’e a bit off the schedule but you can check that box and move on to the next item in the manual.
Read the manual!

Graybeard

Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson is incapable of reading anything beyond an “illustrated novel”.

1610desig

The kind they sell at those “adult novelties” stores

Carlton G. Long

Hi, Shawn. Your fat girlfriend and your own fat self should spend more time at a gym and less time angling with real veterans.

Claw

Neither of those links work for the common viewer.

No Match and Access Denied.

ChipNASA

I got that too. he probably is following this thread and shutting everything down he can.

Except his info with brushes with the PoPo.

Yeah, the elementary school thing is getting more and more real as we peel the onion.

It’s a little (little?) disconcerting.

Claw

Did some tracking down on his supposed wife’s FB page.

Looks to be about as fake as Wendy Fisher’s FB page.

This turd is delusional.

Bim

Yup. Purged now. Doing a google search for “jackie clawson robinson” brought up these links, plus one from “The Knot” https://www.theknot.com/us/jackie-clawson-and-shawn-robinson-jul-2017, which will probably disappear shortly after I post this (Hi there, douche nugget!! Enjoying the attention yet?)

This turd needs to be flushed.

Bim

And… BOOM. That site disappears too. This is fun.

Too bad you can’t shut down all those court cases and warrants so easily, Shawny-boy.

I wonder which upstanding citizen around you will be the first to call the local news with the scoop?

IDC SARC

Ah, you mean the FB page that shows:

Shawn Robinson is a phony SEAL

Shawn Robinson claims to have an Engineering degree from a college that has no programs in Engineering

The FB page that proclaims in Shawn Robinson’s own writing that he’s a pathetic liar.

Yes I’ve seen Shawn Robinson’s deceitful claims of military glory and academic achievement.

1610desig

Hey Jock Rot, keep it coming…you’re great! After all, we’re just a bunch of “Idiot’s”

IDC SARC

yep…my career was just 24 years of derp. What do I know?

Combat Historian

Jocko is also probably a good friend of “Wil Chamberlain”…

mr. sharkman

‘Jocko’? Commander Willink?

What are the initials of your #2 @ the TU you commanded?

‘Just making sure.’ 🙂

Usafvet509

Well, that can be verified or disproved. Call up Senior Chief!

26Limabeans

Maybe he will take him goose hunting from the blind.

IDC SARC

BOOM!

Mick

Shack!!!

Hondo

Mushroom cloud now topping 60,000 feet and still rising . . . MET.CF to follow.

El Ingeniero Estranjero

Ay cabron! Puedo ver esa “Nube de Hongo” desde Pennsylvania!

Ex-PH2

Hey! Tubster Shawn Robinson! If you really want to be a hero, go down to Venezuela and join the parts of the military that are eroding away from supporting Maduro.
Revolution in the streets is a big deal! You could help crank start something down there. They really need guys with guts, and you do have one.

No? You don’t wanna go?

mr. sharkman

Because I had nothing better to do…

Just got off the phone (student control @ BUD/S).

No last name ‘Robinson’ graduated with BUD/S #190. 1 last name starting with ‘R’, NOT Robinson.

So…try again, scumbag.

PS There are former Teamguys living near you. Sleep well. The school visit just pushed it too far.

Mick

Now hear this:

All hands on Team TAH face outboard and stand by to repel sockpuppets.

– I say again –

All hands on Team TAH face outboard and stand by to repel sockpuppets.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

Repel sockpuppets, aye aye!

HMCS(FMF) ret

SOCK IN THE WIRE!!! SOCK IN THE WIRE!!!

HIT THE FOO GAS!!!!!

Graybeard

Late to the party, Mick, but now available for sockpuppet duty.

Eden

Reporting as ordered!

The Stranger

I just re-qualed after re-qualing 2 months ago…standing by to repel Sockpuppets!

OWB

Great way to start the day – Wendy and Jocko have spoken. Or BS and a couple of his favorite imaginary friends.

Now, that’s really, really special.

11B-Mailclerk

Is that name “Jocko” from the Devo song?

Graybeard

He came up with it while sniffing his.

mr. sharkman

Commander (‘Jocko’) Willink is a real deal Teamguy (Enlisted then O) and true BAMF.

Incidentally, he commanded an NSW TU In Iraq that was responsible for collecting more than its fair share of badguy scalps.

He’s also known for being one of those serious MMA-type ass kickers, so pretending to be him here is a really, really stupid thing to do.

And if the ‘Jocko’ posting here is supposed to be ‘our’ Willink then I am the King of Siam.

The Stranger

All hail his Majesty!

Now, I dare one of you dickweeds to sing “Shall We Dance?” to the man
🤣

mr. sharkman

Commander Willink has a ‘neck’ (really a concrete pylon connecting his dome to his torso) that is literally 2-3x larger in diameter than one of my calves.

He is a scary dude that stands out in a pack of scary dudes.

IDC SARC

mr. sharkman

Never saw that before.

I’ll confess I didn’t even know he had a broadcast deal going. Thanks for posting that I will go check it out.

‘Biceps? What biceps?’ 😉

IDC SARC

I need a guy like him to motivationally hit me with a 2×4 when I don’t want to do my homework or get out there and PT because I’m….whatever excuse.

Glad to have such videos.

The Stranger

No doubt a true BAMF. Also, not one to defend a dirtbag like Shawn Here!

🤠

IDC SARC

IDC SARC

Uncle Jocko…read me a bedtime story.

mr. sharkman

‘Once upon a time, I killed all the badguys and beat all the weak people, and then I lived happily ever after in Valhalla.

The End.’

😉

Ex-PH2

Oh, man, sock puppets in the field and reveille hasn’t even sounded yet.

Shaw, or Jocko, or whatever nominative you want to claim, suck that gut in and maybe someone will listen to you, idiotstick.

Bombstopr

Hey Shawn; Glad to see you are here reading about how much of a shit tool you are. I hope you enjoy the posts about you as much as I do!

Toasty Coastie

Oh look here, look there, look everywhere! Sock puppets abound all the rump round!
Tis a shame, a shame indeed, that poor ole Coastie must be off for some post surgery PT…..alas, alack a Big Mac Attack! If Puppets want to play and would grace us with their presence at a more appropriate time vice the time of the crowing cock, this old, crusty Coastie has a few words of wisdom to impart. But I will leave them with a start..it t’would be IN-Laws not END-Laws unless thou are students of Bernathian law 👿

Ex-PH2

And he’s illiterate, too! Y’know, pattern is so obvious, it is incomprehensible how any of them think they can get away with it.

Graybeard

‘Cause they believe they are smarter than anyone else.

Delusion is powerful with these idjits.

Combat Historian

Not Jocko, more like a jock itch…

1610desig

Now he’s Joke Bitch

OWB

Still would like to hear from local LE concerning his proximity to children, apparently with the full support of the local education industry.

Queen of Battle

Looks like SHAWN DEWAYNE ROBINSON has a thing for the guys at Chippendales…enjoy!

https://myspace.com/brallq/photos
http://www.datehookup.com/user-383652.htm
https://twitter.com/Brallq
brallq@yahoo.com

Someone personally met Shawn and his barber doubted his fish stories:
https://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_77/2016788_Stolen_Valor_.html

A brief criminal search reveals the guy has escaped from jail/confinement in OK at least once in the past. Charged with ‘uttering a forged instrument’ several times. Stolen bank cards. Unlawful carrying. Assault with a dangerous weapon. Larceny of automobile. Knowingly concealing stolen property. False declaration of ownership to pawnbroker.

http://www.oscn.net/dockets/GetCaseInformation.aspx?db=bryan&number=CF-2010-00717

Might have an active warrant, I’m not sure:
https://www.tulsapolice.org/content/warrants.aspx?

Graybeard

Oh, so Shawn “yomama Jocko” Robinson is on the lam?

Fun fun fun

Claw

Hmmm, wonder if the LEO’s in MT know about the possible open warrants from OK?

Or if OK knows he’s in MT?

Posing is always just the tip of the iceberg.

Anonymous

This is a true story of an incredible piece of shit. We (concerned group of friends) were introduced to this pile of trash through his maybe wife (who is actually a real person).

He has made all types of false claims regarding the military. He claims that he was a seal. He claims the two photos of receiving a Purple Heart on his Facebook page are actually him (although the name on the letter does not match). He claims that the photo of president Bush next to the injured soldier is actually him. Most photos on his page are google images.

He claims to have a bullet still lodged from his service, and be seeing a Dr. Black at the Bozeman VA clinic (there is and never has been a Dr. Black at the Bozeman clinic).

This piece of shit actually went to the elementary school in Big Sky Montana to tell his lies and show his stolen images. These children even wrote heart felt thank you cards.

mr. sharkman

You know, I visited a children’s hospital once. A family close to mine had a young boy there for treatment.

No uniform, no cool guy stories appropriate for kids intended, I just brought some Star Wars movies and a pizza. Good company and mental diversion only.

I’ll forgive the PERSEC lapse, but when the kid heard I was coming, he of course told all of his call of duty buddies about my background. I was ambushed like never before, but it was still a great day.

There is (was?) a saying about earning your Budweiser and getting pinned: ‘The weight of the world transfers from your shoulders to your chest’.

After meeting those boys and being briefed on what they had to endure, and seeing how they embraced the truly horrid suck they were victims of, I will tell you my Budweiser seemed strangely light for a few weeks afterwards.

Fuck off Robinson. Posing to kids has made it personal for some guys you really wanted to remain unknown to.

11B-Mailclerk

And thank -you- sir, for your support of those kids.

mr. sharkman

I appreciate the kind words.

But;

A. I am not a ‘Sir’, in any shape or form. 😉
B. I didn’t intentionally support a damn thing. I came to share some movies and a pizza and wound up (re)learning a life lesson to a certain extent.

Hondo

IMO you rate “Sir” merely for spending time with sick kids. Your rank and/or background is irrelevant.

Well done. Much respect.

Silentium Est Aureum

I did a few volunteer tours at hospitals for both old and young patients.

When I’m having a shitty day, I think to what those folks were going through and my day suddenly doesn’t seem bad at all.

mr. sharkman

EXACTLY.

Volunteering for multiple visits = much respect.

Shelby Sievert Grout

Shelby Sievert Grout aka Anonymous. I am a nurse at the Bozeman VA clinic. I responded to this article under the pressure from my friends, Emily Glunk Meccage, and Anna Berg. I only met Shawn Robinson twice. He never told me anything about being in the Navy. And I was never his friend on Facebook so I couldn't see any of his pics or his posts. I just went off of what my friends said. Nor, has he ever seen a doctor or been to the VA clinic in Bozeman that I am aware of. Shawn did go to Big Sky Elementry but it had nothing to do with the Navy or the seals. It was a program his wife put on that he helped with. It had nothing to do with the military. And sorry, no cards were really written.

Hondo

Given that the IP address associated with this comment appeaer to be around 400miles by air from Bozeman, MT – let’s just say I’m taking what you say with a grain or two of salt.

Big grains. Think chunks of rock salt weighing an ounce or two.

Shelby Sievert Grout

We are all in Belgrade and Bozeman. Duf

Shelby Sievert Grout

We even made that fake Facebook page of Shawn. He never had a Facebook. Come find us on Facebook or Twitter. This was a bad thing we did. But, we can’t take it back. And, Jackie is no longer our friend. No one has seen or talked to them in a year. Now the FBI and lawyers are rattling us all.

Taken

I know this guy he is a fake and a fraud. He took money from me. He lied about everything. He has major issues.

Matt

Taken, I’m a LEO in Montana and would be interested in hearing about your encounter with him. Can you call me @ 406-570-5318?
Thanks.

Karen Anderson

Karen Anderson aka Taken. I am a pharmacist in Ravalli county. I dated Shawn for almost two years. When he left I was heartbroken and furious. When Sandi Clawson contacted me and told me about this site, I just had to post something. Now that the FBI is involved I am in way over my head. Shawn doesn't owe me money and never has. He won a judgement against me in 2016 that I was still mad over. But for the record, he can still kiss my ass.

Hondo

Well, “Karen” – since your comment is coming from the exact same originating IP address as that of “Shelby Sievert Grout” who also “just happened” to comment here about an hour or so ago, I’ll take what you say here with a huge grain of salt also. Why, it’s almost like the two of you are the same person or something.

Or rather than “Karen”, should I be calling you both “Shawn” – and congratulating you on your relocation to another state? That would be my guess. But I have been wrong before.

Carlton G. Long

I’m waiting for a similarly built “hero” such as The Rotund Ranger (The Liar of Lenoir) to step up on Shawn’s behalf.

Silentium Est Aureum

Once again, shitlord here demonstrating that Stolen Valor is but the rancid cherry atop the shit sundae.

Skippy

Amen !!!!!

Skippy

I love these treads…
not so much the sock puppets
But all the same it’s comic relief
Unfortunately we maybe looking at a pedaphile here
I feel good knowing there are those out here willing
To step-up a expose these POS’s
Thank you again Jonn

mr. sharkman

I just want to get this in the open, based on some comments I’ve read.

Almost every guy in SOF (or ‘regular’ Infantry) is fit in their younger years.

Having said that, there are all shapes and sizes.

And when guys get past 40, plenty of them begin developing a gut to some extent.

I had a 1st phase instructor who chain smoked and had a solid gut. And he ran our class deep into the sand on ever timed 4 miler.

One of my best friends since BUD/S was accused more than once of being a phony ‘because he was too skinny’. He is tall and very lean, 100% muscle, and lightning fast @ 100 meters or less and 20 km+ with a combat load. But he didn’t ‘look the part’ after the movie ‘Navy SEALs’ came out.

And for every former Teamguy who is highly visible (and thus ‘looks the part’), I can name 10 guys who were in the Teams a decade or less, now work in some mundane non-related field (A/C installation and repair for example) and look like your average middle aged dude with a slight gut. The main difference as a rule is a well developed chest and arms, and really messed up toes and feet.

Physical shape and appearance might be one indicator or many, but it should never be the only one.

The bottom line is nobody goes from 5000+ calories a day and equivalent physical activity to 2000 calories a day the day after they hang up their six guns.

The Stranger

There is a certain “look” that Infantry and “Operators” have that never really goes away. I am saying that as an observer who has met a few legit SEALS, Rangers, Raiders (Recon), PJs, and such over the years. There is also a decided lack of chest thumping or other silliness. These folks don’t need to prove themselves to anyone.

IDC SARC

“because he was too skinny”

His initials wouldn’t happen to be KN would they? He’s the skinniest SEAL I ever met, but he was still a PT beast. Great guy to work with too.

mr. sharkman

No, different dude.

Might be a little before your time. Went thru BUD/S in the late ’80s.

IDC SARC

Just wondering. He was a PO1 and made Chief when I worked with him in the early 2000s. Not sure what class he went through, but it would have been past the late 80s. Thanks

David Cathy

First I would like to thank the community for all the phone calls and information provided to this detective to apprehend this possible suspect. I would also like to thank the Gallatin County Sheriff's Office, and U.S. Marshall's for there joint effort. Unfortunately,  after two interviews with the suspect we have determined that his name is not actually Shawn D. Robinson. And with the new HIPPA laws, I myself and this agency can not release his name. I can say, that without a doubt the person in this article is not wanted by any law enforcement agencies being it Federal, State or Local. So by closing, this person did not commit any malicious acts of any kind at any Gallatin County Schools. And that it was confirmed that he is a retired Navy Veteran. Once, again I would like to thank all the people involved.

Mick

I recommend setting Sockpuppet Alert Condition One for all hands on Team TAH.

Graybeard

Sockpuppet Alert Condition One.
Sockpuppet Alert Condition One.

All hands prepare to mock incoming Sockpuppets.

HMCS(FMF) ret

SOCK IN THE WIRE…. SOCK IN THE WIRE!!!

HIT THE FOO GAS!!!!!

IDC SARC

Yo david…it’s HIPAA

dumbazz

IDC SARC

…ya might want to learn that before you speak from supposed authority from it. 🙂

Claw

David “Cathy”? Yeah, Right.

Check the surname spelling of the arresting officer on the Oklahoma report.

Nice try, Dipshit.

1610desig

I expect much better from a fraudulent post…more effort next time around, ok?

David Cathey

Listen, I have been up in Montana for 8 days now. Chasing a suspect that was the wrong person. The un named person hired a attorney. They interned contacted my supervisor.I was ordered to make a statement on this website. I did that. Case closed.

IDC SARC

“They interned contacted:

Bwahahahahahahahaha…yer killin me dude. Just stop.

IDC SARC

You type like someone dick-slappped you with a cast iron prophylactic.

Silentium Est Aureum

Waitthefuckupafuckingminute.

A cop is ordered by his supervisor to make a statement about a third party?

Stop. Hurt. Sides. Laughing.

Graybeard

Hello Sockpuppet “David Cathey” – idiot extraordinaire!

You need to lay off the cheap hooch, dude. You’re losing braincells, and did not have that many to begin with.

This is so full of BS that you must be posting from a feedlot.

Green Thumb

Get out of Montana, loser.

Or better yet, go over to Helena and kick it with Bob “The Maggot” Hay.

MrBill

Nice to hear from you, Davvid Kathey. Say hello to your mom for me.

Graybeard

He would have to walk upstairs and interrupt her bridge game.

1610desig

Or naked twister…

1610desig

You should be “interned” or better yet, “interred”…but so glad you breathed new life into this entertaining thread! Keep it coming! You’re a crowd pleaser!

NormanS

I (once upon a time a U. S. Army MP) spent enough time talking shop with a bona fide sheriff’s deputy (my late brother, and U. S. Navy veteran) to know that the pee on my leg isn’t rain.

Silentium Est Aureum

Jesus, it’s like they’re not even trying anymore.

Hey, Ticklemonster! Little newsflash most folks on the AlGoreNet have known for like 20+ years:

Men are men.
Women are men.
Children are cops.

Have fun in the slam. Make sure you use powdered soap this time–takes longer to pick up.

Graybeard

Evidently it’s hard to type sense when the self-medication has kicked in.

1610desig

He has a soap on a rope yoyo….a real prison shower tease

Former EM1/SS

annnnnnnd lets send in the puppets to reopen a month old thread. The dumb-ass is strong with this one.

This is the third or fourth this year to tear off an old scab.

1610desig

Hey David Cathey, since you have so thoroughly bungled your job to inform us, how about having your supervisor (with name correctly spelled) post something to clear everything up, you know, “what my subordinate meant to say”. C’mon man, don’t let this thread die out!

IDC SARC

Impersonating a LEO…that kinda crosses the boundary of mere sock puppetry. At the least it’s full on cowardly douche-baggery.

HMCS(FMF) ret

I wonder what a “REAL” LEO would have to say about that…

Silentium Est Aureum

I’m just wondering who he’ll pretend to be next.

The One

Get a lawyer. Sue this site for putting my friends and family in harm’s way. Thank you for the deposit on our new home.

Deckie

Yeah good luck with that, douche.

A must read

Here is a story for your reader’s Mr. Lilyea. A young disturbed 23 year old man suffering from PTSD and reading this article over and over again. Tracked down Mr.Robinson using this sites posted information about Mr. Robinson. Mr. Meeks that was the young man’s name arrived at the Robinsons residents about 10:30 am Thursday morning March 15, 2018 in a pick up truck that belonged to Mr. Meeks father. He excited the truck and fashioned a go pro camera to his head to film the encounter. Mr. Meeks then processed to the front door of the Robinsons home and knocked on the door. Mrs. Robinson open the door to greet Mr. Meeks. Mr. Meeks ask to speak to Mr. Robinson. Witch emerged moments later. After a brief confrontation. Mr. Robinson told Meeks to get off his property or he was going to call the police. Mr. Meek went to the passenger’s side of a 2017 GMC 3500 pick up truck that was registered to Robert Meeks his father and produced a AK-47 assault style rilfe. Mr. Meeks had parked long ways behind Mr. and Mrs. Robinson truck and SUV blocking them in. Once clear of the front of Mr. Robinsons truck. Mr. Meeks open fire on the Robinsons residents. Thirty rounds of 7.62 ripped through the front of the Robinsons home. Mr. Meeks was reloading another thirty round magazine. When Mr. Robinson emerged from the opposite side of the house with a Vector .45. Mr. Robinson discharged the weapon striking Meeks twice in the mid chest region and once in the top right temple. Brandon R Meeks was rushed to Bozeman Deaconess Hospital where he was pronounced DOA. No one in th Robinson’s home was injured. No charges have been filed at this time. Mr. Meeks leaves behind a wife and 15month old baby girl.

Green Thumb

Learn to spell, clown.

So, Mr. Robinson is he hero?

And the 23 year old kid had the “PTSD”.

Is that what you are saying?

NHSparky

I’m sure you can link to a story from the Bozeman Daily Chronicle, Right?

What? You can’t? How about a case number from the Gallatin County SO, or other LEO agency? Struck out there too, huh?

How about taking a flying fuck at a rolling donut? I’m sure ticklemonsters like you have a talent for that.

Oh, and thanks for resurrecting the zombie thread, bro.

A Proud Infidel®™

HEY, did you even make it to a third grade level of Grammar and Composition before you dropped out of school to work the lube rack at Larry’s Garage?

Ex-PH2

He ‘excited the truck’ – with what? Did he rub its tailpipe?

‘Mr. Meeks then processed to the front door…’ Processed what?

Please do us and the rest of the world a favor: don’t post stuff online if you can’t spell, have a zero-level vocabulary, and you’re intoxicated. I have a cat that can write notes more literate than your comment, Mr. mustread.

HMCS(FMF) ret

A revised narrative of your last encounter at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear) while playing the pivotman during the “Jizzoff”?

Nice try, SHAWN ROBINSON, STOLEN VALOR FRAUD…

AW1Ed

Cool story, bro. You forgot to start it with, “Now this ain’t no shit…”

rgr769

Is this a scenario in his favorite ‘puter game, “Call of Doody?” Or, is it that “mercenary” game of which Shawn is so fond, “Ass-Punisher II?”

HMCS(FMF) ret

More like “Call of Booty – Anal Buttsekks Warrior”.