{"id":99588,"date":"2020-05-12T12:08:51","date_gmt":"2020-05-12T16:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=99588"},"modified":"2020-05-12T12:11:12","modified_gmt":"2020-05-12T16:11:12","slug":"fake-ninja-charges-police-with-samurai-sword","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=99588","title":{"rendered":"Fake Ninja Charges Police with Samurai Sword"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/ninja.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-99589 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/ninja.jpg?resize=306%2C378&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"306\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/ninja.jpg?w=306&amp;ssl=1 306w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/ninja.jpg?resize=243%2C300&amp;ssl=1 243w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/ninja.jpg?resize=270%2C333&amp;ssl=1 270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 306px) 100vw, 306px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the current age of self-identification, we have another case.\u00a0 This time the gentleman was claiming to be a ninja and charged the police with a samurai sword.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m guessing he didn&#8217;t see the final charge depicting sword vs. guns in &#8220;The Last Samurai.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>From CBS12 in Las Vegas:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"index_storyHeadlineText__2Cb8\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cbs12.com\/news\/nation-world\/video-man-with-samurai-sword-claims-to-be-ninja-charges-at-vegas-police\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>Man with samurai sword claims to be ninja, charges at Vegas police<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A man claiming to be a ninja charged at police with a samurai sword before officers shot and killed in Las Vegas.<\/p>\n<p>Police released body camera video of the incident, which took place last Tuesday at an apartment complex.<\/p>\n<p>Las Vegas Metropolitan Police initially responded to the complex after getting reports of a man yelling at neighbors and talking to himself.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He wasn&#8217;t talking to himself.\u00a0 He was communicating with his ancestors.<\/p>\n<p>There were a lot of unwritten rules broken with this episode, not to mention what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the current age of self-identification, we have another case.\u00a0 This time the gentleman was claiming to be a ninja and charged the police with a samurai sword. I&#8217;m guessing he didn&#8217;t see the final charge depicting sword vs. guns in &#8220;The Last Samurai.&#8221; From CBS12 in Las Vegas: Man with samurai sword claims to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":663,"featured_media":99589,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[209],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-teh-stoopid"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/ninja.jpg?fit=306%2C378&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-pUg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/663"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99588"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99588\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/99589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}