{"id":94420,"date":"2020-01-14T08:21:26","date_gmt":"2020-01-14T12:21:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=94420"},"modified":"2020-01-14T09:53:44","modified_gmt":"2020-01-14T13:53:44","slug":"greg-witter-back-on-the-trail-of-tears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=94420","title":{"rendered":"Greg Witter – Back on “The Trail of Tears”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Some of you may recall Gregory Earl Witter<\/a>, whom MilitaryPhony wrote about here<\/a> and Jonn followed up and wrote about here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Over the years, Greg has gone by Greg Lonewolf, Greg Lakota and Greg Wolf, perhaps in an effort to secure a love interest.\u00a0 He pitches himself as “the last of his people” (i.e. Last of the Mohicans) being born on a Native American reservation<\/a> and his father beaten if he spoke his native language.\u00a0 His ancestry was traced and his father and mother worked at Pella Windows, a mere 600 miles from the reservation he claimed he grew up in.\u00a0 That would have been quite a commute.<\/p>\n

His birth announcement<\/a> in the newspaper disputes his claim of being born on a reservation<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Once exposed, he moved to the Philippines but perhaps that was already planned.\u00a0 He opened up a gym over there and started pitching the same Native American, US Army war hero shtick.\u00a0 He didn’t seem to stay over there long.\u00a0 He maintained his many Twitter<\/a> accounts.<\/p>\n

Well, he’s back!\u00a0 This time he goes by DeClan Lonewolf<\/a> and has moved to Texas.\u00a0 Witter may even have a new girlfriend, probably someone not familiar with his various iterations.<\/p>\n

Witter compliments his new reincarnation with the Trifecta of Facebook<\/a>, Twitter<\/a> and Instagram<\/a> accounts.\u00a0 Also, no social media reemergence would be complete without the bathroom selfie. (Disclaimer: Uploaded for educational purposes only. Ladies, please try and control yourselves.)<\/em><\/p>\n

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But, Witter is still rocking the story about him being a First Sergeant.<\/p>\n

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Even his dog appears skeptical…<\/p>\n

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Well, Witter claims:<\/p>\n

… that he retired from the Army as a Master Sergeant in 2010, that he was with Task Force Ranger in Somalia, that he has combat tours of Iraq and Afghanistan, that he was a Special Forces soldier, and that he was the lone survivor of his final mission and spent a year at Walter Reed recovering from his injuries which abruptly ended his career.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Then…<\/p>\n

According to his awards, he has one rotation to Afghanistan, he earned an Expert Infantryman Badge along with a Combat Infantryman Badge (a stellar accomplishment right there).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Some of you may recall Gregory Earl Witter, whom MilitaryPhony wrote about here and Jonn followed up and wrote about here. Over the years, Greg has gone by Greg Lonewolf, Greg Lakota and Greg Wolf, perhaps in an effort to secure a love interest.\u00a0 He pitches himself as “the last of his people” (i.e. Last […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":663,"featured_media":94424,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[301,392,309,457],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-afghanistan","category-armyposer","category-lone-wolf","category-ranger"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/declan.jpg?fit=939%2C865&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-oyU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/663"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94420\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/94424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}