{"id":87848,"date":"2019-06-10T11:00:21","date_gmt":"2019-06-10T15:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=87848"},"modified":"2019-06-10T10:26:14","modified_gmt":"2019-06-10T14:26:14","slug":"undersea-biology-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=87848","title":{"rendered":"Undersea Biology Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_87727\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-87727\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-87727\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Donuts-Wallpapers-26-620x349.jpg?resize=300%2C169&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Donuts-Wallpapers-26-620x349.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Donuts-Wallpapers-26-620x349.jpg?resize=500%2C281&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Donuts-Wallpapers-26-620x349.jpg?resize=620%2C349&amp;ssl=1 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-87727\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Warning, may cause erratic driving. (Pixels Talk\/pixelstalk.net)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Your biology for today includes a new, up close and personal look at the infamous predator known as the mantis shrimp. There is one hidden among all those donuts, and you&#8217;ll soon see why.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if it can really see all the extra colors mentioned, but a rotating 3-pupil eyeball is probably an enormous asset in the world of octopus-eats-shrimp. Two are even better.\u00a0 I have a 144 count box of Crayola crayons that I have fun with on a regular basis. Much less expensive than a graphics tablet, and sidewalk chalk is also fun. You can create something that will convince people they&#8217;re about to step into a giant pothole with a fire at the bottom.<\/p>\n<p>So here you go. Watch out for those punching pinchers. I hear they can break glass. Maybe they could be hired for underwater attacks on enemy subs.\u00a0 Just don&#8217;t insult this psychotic little basterd. And don&#8217;t make remarks about his choice of shell style.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/F5FEj9U-CJM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your biology for today includes a new, up close and personal look at the infamous predator known as the mantis shrimp. There is one hidden among all those donuts, and you&#8217;ll soon see why. 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