{"id":86459,"date":"2019-04-22T12:43:29","date_gmt":"2019-04-22T16:43:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=86459"},"modified":"2019-04-22T13:56:05","modified_gmt":"2019-04-22T17:56:05","slug":"arab-killing-spree-coming-attractions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=86459","title":{"rendered":"Arab Killing Spree &#8211; Coming Attractions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/joey-christian-rant.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-86461\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/joey-christian-rant.jpg?resize=400%2C480&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/joey-christian-rant.jpg?resize=250%2C300&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/joey-christian-rant.jpg?resize=768%2C921&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/joey-christian-rant.jpg?resize=278%2C333&amp;ssl=1 278w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/joey-christian-rant.jpg?w=784&amp;ssl=1 784w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You may recall Joey Derek Christian, who claims he killed many Arabs in foreign countries to apparently make a point about his opposition to the cell phone service policy.\u00a0 He went on a rant and was then confronted by police.<\/p>\n<p>This Ain&#8217;t Hell wrote about this case here: <a href=\"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=86404\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=86404<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, Joey Christian&#8217;s FOIA request came back and it was as we suspected.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/christian-foia-redacted.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-86462\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/christian-foia-redacted.jpg?resize=450%2C580&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"580\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/christian-foia-redacted.jpg?resize=233%2C300&amp;ssl=1 233w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/christian-foia-redacted.jpg?resize=768%2C990&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/christian-foia-redacted.jpg?resize=258%2C333&amp;ssl=1 258w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/christian-foia-redacted.jpg?w=2000&amp;ssl=1 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, if not in a military capacity, the mystery remains as to what capacity Joey Christian was serving in when he went on an Arab killing spree.\u00a0 We suspect it was similar to this scene in the movie &#8220;Life&#8221; with Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy, where there was some circumstantial pressure to be badass in order to immediately establish some street cred &#8212; and we suspect the same in Joey Christian&#8217;s situation.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qFOnncGPpnQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>So, even though Joey did not claim military, there was an implication and we wish he would make it clear that whatever capacity he was in it was not connected with the military.<\/p>\n<p>After all, I guess it plays better than saying <em>&#8220;Sweetheart, I&#8217;ve been in prison from before you were born and that&#8217;s what&#8217;s wrong with this country.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>====================================================================<\/p>\n<p><strong>COMING ATTRACTIONS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/coming-attractions.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-86465\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/coming-attractions.jpg?resize=300%2C252&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/coming-attractions.jpg?resize=300%2C252&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/coming-attractions.jpg?resize=768%2C646&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/coming-attractions.jpg?resize=396%2C333&amp;ssl=1 396w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/coming-attractions.jpg?w=945&amp;ssl=1 945w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Our FOIA guy claims that a bunch of FOIA requests came back so we have about 5-6 cases that are ready to be published as soon as they are written up and put out for public consumption.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/piled-high-in-paperwork.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-86471 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/piled-high-in-paperwork.jpg?resize=500%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/piled-high-in-paperwork.jpg?resize=500%2C333&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/piled-high-in-paperwork.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/piled-high-in-paperwork.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/clutter1-300x218.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-86472\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/clutter1-300x218.jpg?resize=500%2C363&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/clutter1-300x218.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/clutter1-300x218.jpg?resize=300%2C218&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/clutter1-300x218.jpg?resize=458%2C333&amp;ssl=1 458w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, I am assured that people are working as fast as their lives allow to bring you high-quality cases of Stolen Valor.<\/p>\n<p>Ones that I know about that may come out this week:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>1 fake Navy SEAL<\/li>\n<li>1 fake Recon Marine<\/li>\n<li>1 fake Ranger<\/li>\n<li>etc.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; You may recall Joey Derek Christian, who claims he killed many Arabs in foreign countries to apparently make a point about his opposition to the cell phone service policy.\u00a0 He went on a rant and was then confronted by police. This Ain&#8217;t Hell wrote about this case here: https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=86404 Well, Joey Christian&#8217;s FOIA request [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":663,"featured_media":86471,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[408],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stolen-valor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/piled-high-in-paperwork.jpg?fit=640%2C427&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-muv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/663"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86459\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/86471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}