{"id":78727,"date":"2018-04-06T09:28:21","date_gmt":"2018-04-06T13:28:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=78727"},"modified":"2022-01-23T22:45:49","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T03:45:49","slug":"robert-lee-jones-phony-seal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=78727","title":{"rendered":"Robert Lee Jones; phony SEAL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=78728\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-78728\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/rj4-294x300.jpg?resize=294%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"294\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-78728\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/rj4.jpg?resize=294%2C300&amp;ssl=1 294w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/rj4.jpg?resize=327%2C333&amp;ssl=1 327w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/rj4.jpg?w=459&amp;ssl=1 459w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 294px) 100vw, 294px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Our Partners at <a href=\"https:\/\/militaryphony.com\/2018\/04\/06\/robert-lee-jones-fake-navy-seal\/\">Military Phonies<\/a> send us their work on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=1425815178\">Robert Jones<\/a> who thinks that claiming he&#8217;s a Navy SEAL somehow makes him a better English teacher;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=78729\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-78729\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-1-252x300.jpg?resize=252%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"252\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-78729\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-1.jpg?resize=252%2C300&amp;ssl=1 252w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-1.jpg?resize=280%2C333&amp;ssl=1 280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-1.jpg?w=434&amp;ssl=1 434w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 252px) 100vw, 252px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=78730\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-78730\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-2-223x300.jpg?resize=223%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-78730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-2.jpg?resize=223%2C300&amp;ssl=1 223w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-2.jpg?resize=247%2C333&amp;ssl=1 247w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-2.jpg?w=460&amp;ssl=1 460w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=78731\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-78731\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-3-208x300.jpg?resize=208%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"208\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-78731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-3.jpg?resize=208%2C300&amp;ssl=1 208w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-3.jpg?resize=230%2C333&amp;ssl=1 230w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-3.jpg?w=460&amp;ssl=1 460w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 208px) 100vw, 208px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>According to the Navy, Bobbie was a Marine, an AWOL Marine;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=78746\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-78746\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-5a-231x300.jpg?resize=231%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"231\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-78746\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-5a.jpg?resize=231%2C300&amp;ssl=1 231w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-5a.jpg?resize=256%2C333&amp;ssl=1 256w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-5a.jpg?w=738&amp;ssl=1 738w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 231px) 100vw, 231px\" \/><\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=78733\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-78733\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-6-230x300.jpg?resize=230%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"230\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-78733\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-6.jpg?resize=230%2C300&amp;ssl=1 230w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-6.jpg?resize=256%2C333&amp;ssl=1 256w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Robert-Jones-6.jpg?w=737&amp;ssl=1 737w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 230px) 100vw, 230px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>He went AWOL on March 23, 1982, Dropped From Rolls (declared a deserter) on April 23 and a year later, he was discharged.<\/p>\n<p>No SEAL training, just another jarhead deserter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Partners at Military Phonies send us their work on Robert Jones who thinks that claiming he&#8217;s a Navy SEAL somehow makes him a better English teacher; According to the Navy, Bobbie was a Marine, an AWOL Marine; He went AWOL on March 23, 1982, Dropped From Rolls (declared a deserter) on April 23 and 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