{"id":76769,"date":"2017-12-27T08:45:05","date_gmt":"2017-12-27T13:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=76769"},"modified":"2022-01-23T22:46:31","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T03:46:31","slug":"ralphie-ortiz-phony-sergeant-major-seal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=76769","title":{"rendered":"Ralphie Ortiz; phony sergeant major SEAL"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Someone sent us their work on this Ralphie Ortiz fellow. Ralphie, of Orlando, Florida, claims on his r\u00e9sum\u00e9 to be a retired Army sergeant major;<\/p>\n

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Sometimes, he’s a Navy SEAL;<\/p>\n

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You can tell he’s authentic because all retired sergeant major SEALs are covered in tattoos and wear camouflage on their off-time;<\/p>\n

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Surprisingly, neither the Army nor the Navy has heard of him;<\/p>\n

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Someone sent us their work on this Ralphie Ortiz fellow. Ralphie, of Orlando, Florida, claims on his r\u00e9sum\u00e9 to be a retired Army sergeant major; Sometimes, he’s a Navy SEAL; You can tell he’s authentic because all retired sergeant major SEALs are covered in tattoos and wear camouflage on their off-time; Surprisingly, neither the Army […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":76770,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,391],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers","category-valorvultures"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Ralphie-Ortiz.jpg?fit=323%2C433&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-jYd","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76769\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/76770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}