{"id":76423,"date":"2017-12-09T07:40:20","date_gmt":"2017-12-09T12:40:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=76423"},"modified":"2019-10-29T18:47:16","modified_gmt":"2019-10-29T22:47:16","slug":"yer-saturday-chuckle-things-you-see-while-traveling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=76423","title":{"rendered":"Yer Saturday Chuckle &#8211; Things You See While Traveling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On a recent trip, I took a route I hadn\u2019t taken in 20 years. Much of the route was pretty much the same as I remembered. But there was one recent change that caught my eye.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I happen to like roadside billboards. Yeah, some of them can be pretty garish and ugly. But they are a source of info when traveling by car. And some of them can even be fairly entertaining.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to LBJ&#8217;s wife, Lady Bird, and our \u201cnanny state\u201d Congress back in the 1960s with it\u2019s \u201cwonderful\u201d Highway Beautification Act, highway billboards are now somewhat the rarity. But a few do still exist; some billboards in existence when that \u201cwonderful\u201d law was passed and which meet certain criteria were grandfathered.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s the billboard that caught my eye:<\/p>\n<p><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/external-preview.redd.it\/Zgc5xivisJkrzN8xrpRdyD4UwRrz45XTVtNJiuWbcxs.jpg?resize=480%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/center>Yeah, you read that correctly. \u201cThe best fudge is found in Uranus\u201d \u2013 the Uranus Fudge Factory in Uranus, MO, that is. (smile)<\/p>\n<p>Seems the place opened about 2 years ago, in 2015. Previously, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.roadsideamerica.com\/tip\/48778\"><i>according to RoadsideAmerica.com<\/i><\/a> it was \u201cBig Louie\u2019s Burlesque Saloon\u201d. So the place has more class today than it did in the past. (smile)<\/p>\n<p>In addition to selling fudge, the place is apparently a general store. There\u2019s also a gun shop, a tattoo parlor, a \u201cparty bar and grill\u201d, and some other novelty items.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=76428\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-76428\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/MOURAfudge_marianne-333x333.jpg?resize=333%2C333\" alt=\"\" width=\"333\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-76428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/MOURAfudge_marianne.jpg?resize=333%2C333&amp;ssl=1 333w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/MOURAfudge_marianne.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/MOURAfudge_marianne.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/MOURAfudge_marianne.jpg?w=373&amp;ssl=1 373w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s one of those \u201cnovelty items\u201d. (Yeah, DB Bunghole \u2013 I\u2019m throwing you a slow, straight \u201csoftball\u201d here. Hop on it!) (smile)<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=76431\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-76431\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/MOURAfudge_cerri-250x333.jpg?resize=250%2C333\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-76431\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/MOURAfudge_cerri.jpg?resize=250%2C333&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/MOURAfudge_cerri.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/MOURAfudge_cerri.jpg?w=280&amp;ssl=1 280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And since they\u2019re in Missouri \u2013 heavily influenced by the Democratic Party since before the days of the Pendergast Machine \u2013 you know their labor force has a union:<\/p>\n<p><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cdn11.bigcommerce.com\/s-7t5byr9njq\/images\/stencil\/600x600\/products\/2049\/2938\/IMG_E1708__06658.1536770701.JPG?resize=500%2C500&#038;ssl=1\" height=\"500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/center>Your guess is as good as mine regarding how they ended up with Local #2. I\u2019d have guessed Locals 1 and 2 would be in Greenwich Village and the Castro District.<\/p>\n<p>On that last trip, I didn\u2019t have time to stop. But I might be back that way again early next year. And if so, I\u2019m gonna have to stop and see the place. Maybe have some wings for dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Not sure I&#8217;ll try the fudge, though.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a recent trip, I took a route I hadn\u2019t taken in 20 years. Much of the route was pretty much the same as I remembered. But there was one recent change that caught my eye. Now, I happen to like roadside billboards. Yeah, some of them can be pretty garish and ugly. 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