{"id":75816,"date":"2017-11-07T13:27:40","date_gmt":"2017-11-07T18:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=75816"},"modified":"2022-01-23T22:47:23","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T03:47:23","slug":"tim-clark-phony-seal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=75816","title":{"rendered":"Tim Clark; phony SEAL"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Our partners at Military Phonies<\/a> send us their work on this robust-sized Tim Clark<\/a> guy who claims he was a Navy SEAL. Here’s a picture of him on the hunt for Bin Laden;<\/p>\n

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It must be true, because the person pictured is wearing the same patch I wore when I was teaching in Cadet Command (ROTC) – we were real badasses hunting down our nation’s enemies from college campuses across the country.<\/p>\n

Here are some more recent pictures of him hunting down a jelly doughnut or twelve;<\/p>\n

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The National Personnel Records Center says “Who?”<\/p>\n

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Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this robust-sized Tim Clark guy who claims he was a Navy SEAL. Here’s a picture of him on the hunt for Bin Laden; It must be true, because the person pictured is wearing the same patch I wore when I was teaching in Cadet Command […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":75817,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,391],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers","category-valorvultures"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Tim-Clark-1.jpg?fit=958%2C960&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-jIQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75816\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/75817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}