{"id":73589,"date":"2017-07-25T07:30:16","date_gmt":"2017-07-25T11:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=73589"},"modified":"2017-07-25T07:20:17","modified_gmt":"2017-07-25T11:20:17","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-275","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=73589","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

…to do my best… <\/a><\/p>\n

Trump won because of reasons <\/a> <\/p>\n

Pffft. Right!!! <\/a><\/p>\n

That and she’s an evil reptile bitch <\/a><\/p>\n

Merit badges for DUmbassery<\/a> <\/p>\n

Oh noes! Contract workers will kill teh unionszzzss!!!! <\/a><\/p>\n

And that was sort of the point <\/a><\/p>\n

Dirtbag…douchebag…colostomy bag….whatever. <\/a> <\/p>\n

She. Didn’t. Win. <\/a> <\/p>\n

The eyebrows have it <\/a><\/p>\n

Triple threat! <\/a><\/p>\n

John McCain…destroyer of worlds <\/a> <\/p>\n

From the darkest depths of Mordor <\/a><\/p>\n

TL;DR = wah wah wah <\/a><\/p>\n

Republican Senators read DU. True story. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Please, just stop it. <\/a><\/p>\n

She. Lost. <\/a><\/p>\n

Worst strawman ever. <\/a> <\/p>\n

…if you like your job, you can keep your job. <\/a> <\/p>\n

The enemy of my enemy….<\/a><\/p>\n

Ever been to Detroit? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Cry for the trees, polar bears and encroaching ice sheets in Antarctica<\/a> <\/p>\n

You’re not really looking for them, are you<\/a> <\/p>\n

From the crowd who thinks Hollywood values are sacrosanct<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…to do my best… Trump won because of reasons Pffft. Right!!! That and she’s an evil reptile bitch Merit badges for DUmbassery Oh noes! Contract workers will kill teh unionszzzss!!!! And that was sort of the point Dirtbag…douchebag…colostomy bag….whatever. She. Didn’t. Win. The eyebrows have it Triple threat! John McCain…destroyer of worlds From the darkest […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":56785,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[152],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tuesdays-with-claymore"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Democratic.jpg?fit=320%2C320&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-j8V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73589\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/56785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}