{"id":72884,"date":"2017-06-20T08:00:51","date_gmt":"2017-06-20T12:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=72884"},"modified":"2017-06-19T13:33:17","modified_gmt":"2017-06-19T17:33:17","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-272","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=72884","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

In an alternate reality, she still sucks. <\/a><\/p>\n

What’s good for the goose? <\/a><\/p>\n

Deplorable <\/a> <\/p>\n

Wah wah wah <\/a><\/p>\n

Rocket surgeon <\/a><\/p>\n

Keep your friends closer <\/a><\/p>\n

If the Dem loses, racism <\/a><\/p>\n

Oh noes, here comez climate change!!!eleven1! <\/a> <\/p>\n

Wait, you consider yourself an American? <\/a><\/p>\n

Someone call Mitt Romney, his 80’s foreign policy is required <\/a> <\/p>\n

Fake assaults at fake rallies always have fake supporters <\/a><\/p>\n

Chelsea who? <\/a><\/p>\n

Well that, and he’s the president. Suck it, Keef. <\/a><\/p>\n

You’re all mean poopie heads <\/a><\/p>\n

Been a while since they posted a gun control thread…you’re welcome <\/a><\/p>\n

Liberals are patriots <\/a><\/p>\n

Coups and treason and stuff <\/a><\/p>\n

But they want it NOW (stampy feet) <\/a><\/p>\n

…and how many of them were gang members? <\/a><\/p>\n

Switching to Ludicrous Speed! <\/a><\/p>\n

Somehow this became Jill Stein’s fault? <\/a><\/p>\n

Your next post should be on parchment then. <\/a><\/p>\n

Set Phasers to DUmbass <\/a><\/p>\n

The news of my demise… <\/a><\/p>\n

The NRA’s fault <\/a><\/p>\n

How quaint…they think Russian elections aren’t hacked? <\/a><\/p>\n

But don’t call them elitists.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Obama made people’s lives better…not sure which people. <\/a><\/p>\n

Wait, I thought you guys were all about exposing lies <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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