{"id":67138,"date":"2016-07-28T13:48:37","date_gmt":"2016-07-28T17:48:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=67138"},"modified":"2016-07-28T13:52:24","modified_gmt":"2016-07-28T17:52:24","slug":"more-dnc-hot-air-well-sorta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=67138","title":{"rendered":"More DNC &#8220;Hot Air&#8221;?  Well, Sorta."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">not<\/span> making this up.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/opinion\/2016\/07\/28\/dems-to-pass-gas-during-dnc-fart-in.html\"><em>From FoxNews<\/em><\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hundreds of Bernie Sanders supporters are <a href=\"http:\/\/thehill.com\/blogs\/ballot-box\/dem-primaries\/287472-sanders-delegates-to-hold-fart-in-protest-at-convention\" target=\"_blank\">expected to stage a Fart-In Thursday<\/a> at the Democratic National Convention meeting in Philadelphia.<\/p>\n<p>An assortment of Socialists, beatniks, and leftwing rabble-rousers plan to consume massive quantities of pork and beans in preparation for the pungent protest.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Normally I&#8217;d say &#8220;YGBSM!&#8221; about a story like that.\u00a0 But given the intended &#8220;protest&#8221; activities, well . . . maybe that would be inviting disaster.<\/p>\n<p>And God help us all if they find enough raw onions, chili peppers, pickled eggs, and stale beer to go with the beans.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not making this up.\u00a0 From FoxNews: Hundreds of Bernie Sanders supporters are expected to stage a Fart-In Thursday at the Democratic National Convention meeting in Philadelphia. An assortment of Socialists, beatniks, and leftwing rabble-rousers plan to consume massive quantities of pork and beans in preparation for the pungent protest. Normally I&#8217;d say &#8220;YGBSM!&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,220,5,236,271],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-the-floggings-will-continue-until-morale-improves","category-politics","category-wtf","category-ygbsm"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-hsS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}