{"id":62837,"date":"2015-11-17T09:00:53","date_gmt":"2015-11-17T14:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=62837"},"modified":"2015-11-17T07:10:50","modified_gmt":"2015-11-17T12:10:50","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-213","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=62837","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

DU has the sads <\/a><\/p>\n

When lessers clash <\/a><\/p>\n

Hawkish at the DU? <\/a><\/p>\n

Terririss manipoolatin’ <\/a><\/p>\n

Pick your nose <\/a><\/p>\n

Eurotrash <\/a><\/p>\n

Huddled masses yearning to blow up their own Starbucks <\/a><\/p>\n

Blame America Always <\/a><\/p>\n

Election of fear <\/a><\/p>\n

Hey, maybe we can register them as Democrats too <\/a><\/p>\n

Trumping gun control <\/a><\/p>\n

Rainbows and unicorn farts <\/a><\/p>\n

Bernie and the Jets <\/a><\/p>\n

Racist conservatives will win because of terrorism <\/a><\/p>\n

Special Snowflakes and the Safe Place of Doom <\/a><\/p>\n

A situation you can refuse <\/a><\/p>\n

Alex Jones gets his props at DU <\/a><\/p>\n

See, they’re not all bad <\/a><\/p>\n

Foam saber rattling <\/a><\/p>\n

Global warming and free shit <\/a><\/p>\n

“Predestined” <\/a><\/p>\n

The Midget of Enron opens his yapper again <\/a><\/p>\n

Room temperature IQ <\/a><\/p>\n

Black folks don’t be likin’ the Pantsuit<\/a> <\/p>\n

They hate us because of teh secks <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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