{"id":59578,"date":"2015-04-30T11:11:12","date_gmt":"2015-04-30T15:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=59578"},"modified":"2015-04-30T11:11:12","modified_gmt":"2015-04-30T15:11:12","slug":"daniel-norby-a-different-kind-of-imposter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=59578","title":{"rendered":"Daniel Norby; a different kind of imposter"},"content":{"rendered":"

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One of our ninjas sent us a link to the story of Daniel Norby, an imposter who needed a ride – and 20 bucks.<\/p>\n

Edward Jern in Washington State was directed by the folks at his local DMV to wait outside for the examiner who would give him his driving test. Eventually “Dave” came out and introduced himself to the fellow taking the test. They got in the car and the examiner directed him on a route that took them to the local casino, where “Dave” got out and invited Jern to accompany him. Later he bummed 20 bucks from the confused fellow. <\/p>\n

The local media<\/a> reports that “Dave” was actually Daniel Norby;<\/p>\n

The Central Police Department told the website that the strange sequence of events started at the Washington Department of Licensing on Kresky Avenue in Centralia.<\/p>\n

An employee said a man resembling Norby was standing in line behind Jerns at one point and then she saw them go out and get into Jerns\u2019 car.<\/p>\n

The website said police and prosecutors offered no explanation why Norby allegedly pretended he was giving a driving test.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

They don’t need an explanation – he was merely exercising his constitutional right to freedom of expression. It was a victimless crime, so they should release him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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