{"id":58041,"date":"2015-02-03T10:24:20","date_gmt":"2015-02-03T15:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=58041"},"modified":"2015-02-03T10:24:20","modified_gmt":"2015-02-03T15:24:20","slug":"jace-connors-mega-troll-phony-seal-marine-soldier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=58041","title":{"rendered":"Jace Connors; mega-troll &#038; phony SEAL, Marine, soldier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone sent us some links on the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100008112078935&#038;fref=ts\">Jace Connors<\/a> fellow who claims that he&#8217;s some sort of &#8220;internet personality&#8221; which means that he&#8217;s really a nobody with delusions of grandeur. He alternates between being a retired SEAL, a retired Marine, and a retired soldier. He also really does live in his Mom&#8217;s basement, he owns a Desert Eagle airsoft pistol, and he plays with toy replica knives (probably so he doesn&#8217;t hurt himself);<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=58045\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-58045\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-300x201.jpg?resize=300%2C201\" alt=\"Jace Connors\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-58045\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors.jpg?resize=300%2C201&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors.jpg?resize=497%2C333&amp;ssl=1 497w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors.jpg?w=786&amp;ssl=1 786w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=58042\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-58042\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-SEAL-285x300.jpg?resize=285%2C300\" alt=\"Jace Connors SEAL\" width=\"285\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-58042\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-SEAL.jpg?resize=285%2C300&amp;ssl=1 285w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-SEAL.jpg?resize=316%2C333&amp;ssl=1 316w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-SEAL.jpg?w=535&amp;ssl=1 535w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 285px) 100vw, 285px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=58043\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-58043\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-Tin-Cup-300x146.jpg?resize=300%2C146\" alt=\"Jace Connors Tin Cup\" width=\"300\" height=\"146\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-58043\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-Tin-Cup.jpg?resize=300%2C146&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-Tin-Cup.jpg?resize=500%2C243&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-Tin-Cup.jpg?w=1157&amp;ssl=1 1157w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=58044\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-58044\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-Twitter-193x300.jpg?resize=193%2C300\" alt=\"Jace Connors Twitter\" width=\"193\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-58044\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-Twitter.jpg?resize=193%2C300&amp;ssl=1 193w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-Twitter.jpg?resize=214%2C333&amp;ssl=1 214w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-Twitter.jpg?w=291&amp;ssl=1 291w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 193px) 100vw, 193px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Even <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2015\/01\/31\/1361398\/-YT-Armed-Gamergate-r-Crashes-Mother-s-Prius-en-route-to-Brianna-Wu-s-House#\">Daily Kos<\/a> thinks he&#8217;s a crackpot; apparently, he crashed his Mom&#8217;s Prius on the way to shoot some gamer chick with his airsoft gun, this last weekend. And he&#8217;s accusing her of fiddling with his Mom&#8217;s car to cause the crash. yeah, he&#8217;s a serious crack pot.<\/p>\n<p>I really don&#8217;t think this smoldering turd is worth my time trying to get a FOIA on his dumb ass. There&#8217;s more at <a href=\"http:\/\/lolcow.wiki\/wiki\/Jace_Connors\">LOLCow <\/a>on this ass monkey. Yeah, he&#8217;s a joke, but if I don&#8217;t post on him, I suspect that my email inbox will fill up shortly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone sent us some links on the Jace Connors fellow who claims that he&#8217;s some sort of &#8220;internet personality&#8221; which means that he&#8217;s really a nobody with delusions of grandeur. He alternates between being a retired SEAL, a retired Marine, and a retired soldier. He also really does live in his Mom&#8217;s basement, he owns [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":58046,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Jace-Connors-photo.jpg?fit=182%2C194&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-f69","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58041\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/58046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}