{"id":55019,"date":"2014-09-06T07:00:44","date_gmt":"2014-09-06T11:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=55019"},"modified":"2014-09-05T17:02:24","modified_gmt":"2014-09-05T21:02:24","slug":"al-shabaab-leader-ahmed-abdi-godane-gets-his-72-virgins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=55019","title":{"rendered":"al-Shabaab Leader, Ahmed Abdi Godane, Gets His 72 Virgins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Godane was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/2014\/09\/05\/white-house-pentagon-confirms-leader-al-shabaab-killed-during-somalia-drone\/\">killed earlier this week in a US airstrike<\/a>.\u00a0 US RPAs and manned aircraft took out an al-Shabaab camp in Somalia, sending Godane and 10 others to their eternal dirtnap.<\/p>\n<p>Godane and al-Shabaab were behind the mall attack in Kenya last September that killed 68 and wounded 200.<\/p>\n<p>May they each now enjoy the company of Shaytan for all eternity.\u00a0 And may each of their 72 virgins look like this:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xfinity.comcast.net\/blogs\/tv\/files\/2013\/07\/Helen-Thomas.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Godane was killed earlier this week in a US airstrike.\u00a0 US RPAs and manned aircraft took out an al-Shabaab camp in Somalia, sending Godane and 10 others to their eternal dirtnap. Godane and al-Shabaab were behind the mall attack in Kenya last September that killed 68 and wounded 200. May they each now enjoy the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feel-good-stories","category-terror-war"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-ejp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}