{"id":40311,"date":"2014-03-13T12:58:28","date_gmt":"2014-03-13T16:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=40311"},"modified":"2014-03-13T12:59:06","modified_gmt":"2014-03-13T16:59:06","slug":"watch-out-for-those-killer-cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=40311","title":{"rendered":"Watch Out for Those &#8220;Killer Cows&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember Jimmy the Clueless&#8217;s &#8220;Attack Rabbit&#8221;?\u00a0 Well, Jimmy had nothin&#8217; on this guy&#8217;s troubles!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WpI2tR5nWvc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Several news stories out there about this one, but no real details.\u00a0 I&#8217;d guess somewhere in South Asia, possibly India.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember Jimmy the Clueless&#8217;s &#8220;Attack Rabbit&#8221;?\u00a0 Well, Jimmy had nothin&#8217; on this guy&#8217;s troubles! Several news stories out there about this one, but no real details.\u00a0 I&#8217;d guess somewhere in South Asia, possibly India.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,177,26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-dumbass-bullshit","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-aub","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}