{"id":39983,"date":"2014-02-25T06:00:19","date_gmt":"2014-02-25T11:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39983"},"modified":"2014-02-24T09:28:04","modified_gmt":"2014-02-24T14:28:04","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-137","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39983","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wheel in the sky keeps on turning…<\/a><\/p>\n

So hey, that whole A’stan thing.<\/a> <\/p>\n

“Why don’t the poor and stupid love us???” <\/a> <\/p>\n

All for defense cuts, but not when they’ll piss people off to vote against us!<\/a> <\/p>\n

Save your Confederate currency, boys. <\/a> <\/p>\n

President Girlfriend <\/a><\/p>\n

Commie dumbasses <\/a><\/p>\n

21 gun salute <\/a><\/p>\n

…only when I go there. <\/a><\/p>\n

Mighty white of you. <\/a><\/p>\n

Dodge Magnum or dodge magnum? <\/a><\/p>\n

What would DU do without a little Bush Bashing?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Susie can’t count, but she already knows how to get birth control and abortions. <\/a> <\/p>\n

US is not a warrior nation. <\/a><\/p>\n

I’ll help you pack… <\/a><\/p>\n

“Dear Susan, fuck you, Love Vlad.” <\/a> <\/p>\n

It’s like taking your sister to the prom. <\/a> <\/p>\n

DU “Man”-ifesto. <\/a> <\/p>\n


\nBlowing smoke <\/a><\/p>\n

The science of chicks in science.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Idiots behind computers in air conditioned houses complain about slavery…irony ensues. <\/a><\/p>\n

Bitches be like, “Don’t be tellin’ me what to do!” <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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