{"id":38228,"date":"2013-10-31T16:06:39","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T20:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38228"},"modified":"2013-10-31T16:06:39","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T20:06:39","slug":"stupid-terrorist-tricks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38228","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Terrorist Tricks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headline says it all:<\/p>\n<p id=\"content_0_maincontent_0_h1ConversationHeadline\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/InstaBlog\/2013\/10\/31\/Suicide-Bomber-Blows-Himself-Up-on-Empty-Mediterranean-Beach\"><strong>Suicide Bomber Blows Himself Up on Empty Mediterranean Beach<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Seems as if he was observed and chased away from the hotel he was apparently targeting.\u00a0 So he fled to an empty beach nearby &#8211; and executed his one-way mission.\u00a0 Solo.<\/p>\n<p>A second suicide bomber, possibly in a separate and unrelated attack, was reportedly noted and disarmed by Tunisian security forces before he could execute his mission (or anyone else).\u00a0 Good job, guys.<\/p>\n<p>Wonder if you still get &#8220;72 virgins&#8221; if you only take yourself out &#8211; or fail in your mission completely?\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline says it all: Suicide Bomber Blows Himself Up on Empty Mediterranean Beach Seems as if he was observed and chased away from the hotel he was apparently targeting.\u00a0 So he fled to an empty beach nearby &#8211; and executed his one-way mission.\u00a0 Solo. A second suicide bomber, possibly in a separate and unrelated attack, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,177,7,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-dumbass-bullshit","category-terror-war","category-who-knows"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-9WA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}