{"id":37356,"date":"2013-09-01T13:45:27","date_gmt":"2013-09-01T17:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37356"},"modified":"2013-09-01T13:44:19","modified_gmt":"2013-09-01T17:44:19","slug":"a-sunday-afternoon-funny-posin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37356","title":{"rendered":"A Sunday Afternoon Funny: Posin’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here ya go, Ex-PH2.\u00a0 \u00a0With apologies to Bob Weir, Phil Lesh, Robert Hunter, and the late Jerry Garcia<\/a>.(smile)<\/p>\n

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Posin’<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Posin’ got their lies all set. Real winners all, just like ol\u2019 Shovel man<\/em>
\n Keep posin\u2019, just \u2018bout all the time, posers just keep on creepin\u2019 on.<\/em><\/p>\n

All those posers now shuckin\u2019 and jivin\u2019 on Main Street.<\/em>
\n Chicago, New York, Detroit and it’s always this lame bleat:<\/em>
\n \u201cI was SF or a SEAL or Force Recon – a hero!<\/em>
\n Just look right here! I\u2019m wearing all of my bling!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Dullard, with those SF lies; Phildo, with the fake SEAL claims;<\/em>
\n Spooky 8 claims he was CIA; but they\u2019re all bogus and lame we know.<\/em><\/p>\n

Most of the posers you meet on the streets speak of war time,<\/em>
\n Most of the time they were safe on a base or at home.<\/em>
\n But that doesn\u2019t stop them from claimin\u2019 they did stuff heroic<\/em>
\n Right in the ear every one of them needs to get boned.<\/em><\/p>\n

Posin’, like the bunny man. Ranger, sniper, claims to beat the band<\/em>
\n Even when he never trained a day \u2013 what a lying clown, all show<\/em><\/p>\n

Sometimes their lies start gettin’ to me;<\/em>
\n So damn bad I can barely see.<\/em>
\n Lately it occurs to me<\/em>
\n On their faces I\u2019d like to pee.<\/em><\/p>\n

What in the world ever became of Ms. Weebles?<\/em>
\n She lost her gut, but she still is just the same tool<\/em>
\n Now ridin\u2019 a bike but still lyin\u2019 \u2018bout what she really did,<\/em>
\n All we can say is – “She’s a damn fool!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Disgusted, went down to the coast. Saw a fake SEAL dancin\u2019 with no clothes!<\/em>
\n Claims that he \u201ccaught the PTS\u201d – though he never heard a shot fired, no.<\/em><\/p>\n

Sittin’ and starin’ again at some more fake docs<\/em>
\n Claimin\u2019 Purple Hearts that happened before they went in<\/em>
\n In his case Karma the Bitch she came a callin<\/em>
\n Wasn\u2019t him that got hurt his wife\u2019s the one that got nailed
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

Busted, did it to his self, Lied for free stuff and it boomeranged<\/em>
\n But damn it, it get’s to wearin’ thin. They just won\u2019t shut their yaps, oh no.<\/em><\/p>\n

We’re sick of all of the posin’ and we\u2019d like to screw ya<\/em>
\n That\u2019s why this site exists \u2013 just to put it to ya.<\/em>
\n It will expose your ass if you\u2019re valor stealin’<\/em>
\n So go get a life, quit lyin\u2019 and you we won\u2019t pound.<\/em><\/p>\n

Sometimes their lies start gettin’ to me;<\/em>
\n So damn bad I can barely see.<\/em>
\n Lately it occurs to me<\/em>
\n Posers all in jail I\u2019d love to see.<\/em><\/p>\n

Another has their lies exposed. Whoa whoa baby, now his life it blows,<\/em>
\n Back home, feels good down in my bones, another poser now exposed.<\/em>
\nYet another poser now exposed.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here ya go, Ex-PH2.\u00a0 \u00a0With apologies to Bob Weir, Phil Lesh, Robert Hunter, and the late Jerry Garcia.(smile)   Posin’ Posin’ got their lies all set. Real winners all, just like ol\u2019 Shovel man Keep posin\u2019, just \u2018bout all the time, posers just keep on creepin\u2019 on. All those posers now shuckin\u2019 and jivin\u2019 on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[155,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags","category-who-knows"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-9Iw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}