{"id":37129,"date":"2013-08-18T17:00:57","date_gmt":"2013-08-18T21:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37129"},"modified":"2013-08-18T12:42:11","modified_gmt":"2013-08-18T16:42:11","slug":"tournament-awards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37129","title":{"rendered":"Tournament Awards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The awards for the last two Ballduster McSoulpatch Memorial Stolen Valor Tournaments are in.\u00a0 I\u2019ve inspected them; they appear to be in good order.\u00a0 Jonn should have them in a day or two.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll let Jonn write an article regarding his plans for delivery if he likes.\u00a0 But I thought our readers might want a sneak peek at them in the interim.\u00a0 Photos are below the break.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->For the 2013 \u201cwinner\u201d, John \u201cShovelman\u201d Giduck:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Giduck_Award_1.jpg?resize=500%2C400\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Since that one&#8217;s a bit hard to read, here&#8217;s a closeup of the medal:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Giduck_Award_2.jpg?resize=500%2C343\" width=\"500\" height=\"343\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>For the 2012 \u201cwinner\u201d, Jake \u201cDildo-man\u201d Diliberto:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Diliberto_Award_1.jpg?resize=500%2C413\" width=\"500\" height=\"413\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And the closeup of that medal:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Diliberto_Award_2.jpg?resize=500%2C382\" width=\"500\" height=\"382\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Just thought our last two tournament &#8220;wieners&#8221; deserved a tangible reward for their sh!tbaggery &#8211; one that told them exactly what we here at TAH thought of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The awards for the last two Ballduster McSoulpatch Memorial Stolen Valor Tournaments are in.\u00a0 I\u2019ve inspected them; they appear to be in good order.\u00a0 Jonn should have them in a day or two. I\u2019ll let Jonn write an article regarding his plans for delivery if he likes.\u00a0 But I thought our readers might want a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-9ER","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}