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<\/a><\/center><\/p>\nI’m sure you remember this guy, Kenneth Crocheron<\/a>, the ass monkey who dressed up in that clown suit to impress his neighbors. His knowledge of the Army Regulation 670-1 Wear and Appearance of the Army Uniform exceeded all of our collective knowledge. Well, Mary sent us his FOIA last night and it might explain why. It turns out that he earned much of what he was wearing – just kidding. Only the rifle badge;<\/p>\n I’m sure you remember this guy, Kenneth Crocheron, the ass monkey who dressed up in that clown suit to impress his neighbors. His knowledge of the Army Regulation 670-1 Wear and Appearance of the Army Uniform exceeded all of our collective knowledge. Well, Mary sent us his FOIA last night and it might explain why. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-9hL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/a><\/center>Yeah, he had a whole four months in service and earned an expert rifle badge. It looks like the Army knew what a jacked-up ass monkey he was before he knew. During the height of the Vietnam War, the Army didn’t want him. Oh, wait, here’s the extent of his military training;<\/p>\n<\/a><\/center>So there you go…the real Ken Crocheron story. He deserves all of those medals and badges, so why are you H8ers H8n?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"