{"id":34409,"date":"2013-03-05T07:28:07","date_gmt":"2013-03-05T11:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=34409"},"modified":"2013-03-05T07:29:37","modified_gmt":"2013-03-05T11:29:37","slug":"whats-next-pop-tart-control-laws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=34409","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s Next &#8211; Pop-Tart Control Laws?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In Baltimore, People&#8217;s Republic of Maryland, a 7 year old kid was recently suspended from school for 2 days for an &#8220;inappropriate gesture&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>His &#8220;crime&#8221;?\u00a0 Eating a Pop-Tart.\u00a0 While doing so, one of his teachers saw the half-eaten pastry &#8211; <em>and thought it was being shaped to look like a gun.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I wish I was joking above.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/foxbaltimore.com\/news\/features\/featured\/stories\/7yearold-suspended-teacher-says-he-shaped-pastry-into-gun-635.shtml\">Unfortunately, I&#8217;m not.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>We all knew that common sense ceased to be a requirement for public educators years ago.\u00a0 Apparently now working brain cells are no longer required either.<\/p>\n<p>Completely asinine.\u00a0 But hey &#8211; it&#8217;s just another public-school example of &#8220;your tax dollars at work.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Baltimore, People&#8217;s Republic of Maryland, a 7 year old kid was recently suspended from school for 2 days for an &#8220;inappropriate gesture&#8221;. His &#8220;crime&#8221;?\u00a0 Eating a Pop-Tart.\u00a0 While doing so, one of his teachers saw the half-eaten pastry &#8211; and thought it was being shaped to look like a gun. I wish I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,82,156],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-gun-grabbing-fascists","category-guns"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-8WZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}