{"id":33743,"date":"2013-01-22T08:15:52","date_gmt":"2013-01-22T12:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33743"},"modified":"2013-01-22T08:15:52","modified_gmt":"2013-01-22T12:15:52","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=33743","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dancing on graves? <\/a> <\/p>\n

“Shooting bullets…”<\/a> <\/p>\n

Gay Ivan <\/a> <\/p>\n

Balls<\/a> <\/p>\n

…sort of like rap. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Sucka <\/a><\/p>\n

Slave revolt <\/a> <\/p>\n

Today eggs are too expensive to throw. <\/a><\/p>\n

“We’re an evil nation.” <\/a> <\/p>\n

Replacing dope heads with hackers? <\/a><\/p>\n

Stop fucking up the internet, asshole. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Larry, Moe and Curly<\/a><\/p>\n


\nQuoting Al-Jazeera on “philosophy”? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Jesus 2.0 and now MLK 2.0. To me, he’s just Number Two. <\/a> <\/p>\n

No one likes Tony’s hat.<\/a> <\/p>\n

A-hole in one? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Just a “plane down to earth” kinda guy. <\/a><\/p>\n

And yet the right is supposed to be the “cult of death”? <\/a> <\/p>\n

“…never see this moment again.” As if that’s a bad thing. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Moment in the sun. Enjoy it, d’bag. <\/a> <\/p>\n

How about “Lord Savior Grand Poobah”, or “His Imperial Highestness”.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Bobby Jindal, School Blower Upper!<\/a> <\/p>\n

There should only be one god at a time at an inaugural. <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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