{"id":32616,"date":"2012-10-30T06:01:11","date_gmt":"2012-10-30T10:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=32616"},"modified":"2015-06-15T17:19:55","modified_gmt":"2015-06-15T21:19:55","slug":"gary-sanford-raub-the-homeless-gnome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=32616","title":{"rendered":"Gary Sanford Raub; the homeless gnome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=59874\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59874\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Gary-Raub-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"Gary Raub\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-59874\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Gary-Raub.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Gary-Raub.jpg?resize=500%2C333&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Gary-Raub.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>You guys had <a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=32609\">fun with Raub yesterday<\/a>, I hope you&#8217;re not tired of him, because Mary at Fake Warrior got his records back yesterday and it seems that eh has no military service according to the National Personnel Records Center;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Raub.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-32617\" title=\"Raub\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Raub.jpg?resize=386%2C494\" alt=\"\" width=\"386\" height=\"494\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Raub.jpg?w=386&amp;ssl=1 386w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Raub.jpg?resize=234%2C300&amp;ssl=1 234w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 386px) 100vw, 386px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>So I wonder how that commenter who learned her history from Hollywood feels now. See, you guys could have saved all of that time you spent in uniform and just spent it in theater houses and then wander the streets scoring free pot &#8211; because that&#8217;s what veterans do &#8211; well, that&#8217;s what hippies in Seattle think we do anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You guys had fun with Raub yesterday, I hope you&#8217;re not tired of him, because Mary at Fake Warrior got his records back yesterday and it seems that eh has no military service according to the National Personnel Records Center; So I wonder how that commenter who learned her history from Hollywood feels now. See, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-8u4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}