\u201cI don\u2019t speak your \u2018yabba-dabba-doo\u2019,\u201d Obama shouted, as he calmly shot him in the face.<\/p>\n
At one point, after his pistol jammed, Obama surprised the troops by grabbing an AK-47 off one of the bodies and continued to put rounds downrange.<\/p>\n
\u201cGuys, I spent part of my childhood in Indonesia,\u201d he said while effortlessly conducting immediate action on the weapon, \u201cIt\u2019s just like riding a bicycle.\u201d<\/p>\n
After killing the three Taliban, Obama then posed for a group photo with the soldiers while urinating on the corpses.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I knew he had it him, he just needed the opportunity to show you wingnuts what he can do and his trip to Afghanistan gave him the opportunity. Suck it, Mitt.<\/p>\n
By the way, you know it’s satire, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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