{"id":29782,"date":"2012-05-02T15:24:45","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T19:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29782"},"modified":"2012-05-02T15:27:50","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T19:27:50","slug":"the-next-best-thing-to-phonies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29782","title":{"rendered":"The next best thing to phonies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mary sent us these links to the <a href=\"http:\/\/3bde.region3.org\/\">Third Brigade Star Fleet Marine Corps&#8217; Mutual Masturbation Society<\/a>. Ya know, what you do with your off time is completely up to you, but you don&#8217;t have to put it on the internet;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Star-Fleet-Marine-Corps.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-29783\" title=\"Star Fleet Marine Corps\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Star-Fleet-Marine-Corps.jpg?resize=500%2C243\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"243\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Star-Fleet-Marine-Corps.jpg?w=920&amp;ssl=1 920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Star-Fleet-Marine-Corps.jpg?resize=300%2C146&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure this dickweed earned all of these ribbons, but I think I don&#8217;t want to ask him what he got them for;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Star-Fleet-marine-Corps-dork.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Star-Fleet-marine-Corps-dork.jpg?resize=266%2C405\" alt=\"\" title=\"Star Fleet marine Corps dork\" width=\"266\" height=\"405\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29784\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Star-Fleet-marine-Corps-dork.jpg?w=266&amp;ssl=1 266w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Star-Fleet-marine-Corps-dork.jpg?resize=197%2C300&amp;ssl=1 197w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 266px) 100vw, 266px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Are you Army folks still thinking how cool it would be to wear MARPAT after seeing this;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Star-Fleet-Marine-Corps-Special-Dorks-squad.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Star-Fleet-Marine-Corps-Special-Dorks-squad.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" title=\"Star Fleet Marine Corps Special Dorks squad\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29785\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Star-Fleet-Marine-Corps-Special-Dorks-squad.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Star-Fleet-Marine-Corps-Special-Dorks-squad.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that just by it&#8217;s name, the Marine Corps is somehow related to large bodies of water, so why would we need a Marine Corps in space? Check out the other pictures <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfi-sfmc.org\/portal\/index.php?option=com_content&#038;view=article&#038;id=93&#038;Itemid=141\">at this link<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mary sent us these links to the Third Brigade Star Fleet Marine Corps&#8217; Mutual Masturbation Society. Ya know, what you do with your off time is completely up to you, but you don&#8217;t have to put it on the internet; I&#8217;m sure this dickweed earned all of these ribbons, but I think I don&#8217;t want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-7Km","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}