{"id":29390,"date":"2012-04-05T06:34:13","date_gmt":"2012-04-05T10:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29390"},"modified":"2012-04-05T06:34:13","modified_gmt":"2012-04-05T10:34:13","slug":"gunny-pinhead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29390","title":{"rendered":"Gunny Pinhead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/CAN_YOU_ID_5.jpeg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/CAN_YOU_ID_5.jpeg?resize=367%2C518\" alt=\"\" title=\"CAN_YOU_ID_5\" width=\"367\" height=\"518\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/CAN_YOU_ID_5.jpeg?w=367&amp;ssl=1 367w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/CAN_YOU_ID_5.jpeg?resize=212%2C300&amp;ssl=1 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 367px) 100vw, 367px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>This ass clown has hash marks for 32 years of service, but he&#8217;s only an E7? I know the Army has an &#8220;up or out&#8221; program that ejects E7s when they hit 22 years.\\ of service. I&#8217;m guessing that the Marines do the same. And four Purple Hearts, individually represented by a ribbon. Obviously, he&#8217;s not familiar with the way things work. Either he has the smallest head in the military, or the surplus store didn&#8217;t carry a hat in his size.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pownetwork.org\/phonies\/phonies528.htm\">Mary writes<\/a> to us: They are coming out of the woodwork. What the heck is going on?<\/p>\n<p>If you scroll down from this picture, you&#8217;ll see that Mary has a name for <a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29361\">the guy who rendered me speechless<\/a>, the other day, but not enough to ID him yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This ass clown has hash marks for 32 years of service, but he&#8217;s only an E7? I know the Army has an &#8220;up or out&#8221; program that ejects E7s when they hit 22 years.\\ of service. I&#8217;m guessing that the Marines do the same. And four Purple Hearts, individually represented by a ribbon. Obviously, he&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-7E2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}