{"id":28662,"date":"2012-02-08T06:55:22","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T10:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28662"},"modified":"2012-02-08T06:55:22","modified_gmt":"2012-02-08T10:55:22","slug":"dominic-gallegos-super-facebook-ranger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28662","title":{"rendered":"Dominic Gallegos; super Facebook Ranger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About twenty people wanted to make sure I saw this last night, but I figured it was a good way to start the day. Numbnuts, here, says that his work is classified and that he&#8217;s SF, Ranger, a sniper and anything else you can think of. In fact, he&#8217;s so secret squirrel that he&#8217;s not in AKO. the only Dominic Gallegos in AKO is a DA civilian in New Mexico;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Gallegos-Facebook.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-28663\" title=\"Gallegos Facebook\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Gallegos-Facebook.jpg?resize=500%2C295\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Gallegos-Facebook.jpg?w=937&amp;ssl=1 937w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Gallegos-Facebook.jpg?resize=300%2C177&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When you can&#8217;t even get the badges on your ACUs in the correct order, you&#8217;re pretty much a failure at being a phony. He says he&#8217;s stationed in Alaska, maybe Sporkmaster can track him down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About twenty people wanted to make sure I saw this last night, but I figured it was a good way to start the day. Numbnuts, here, says that his work is classified and that he&#8217;s SF, Ranger, a sniper and anything else you can think of. In fact, he&#8217;s so secret squirrel that he&#8217;s not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-7si","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}