{"id":28251,"date":"2012-01-09T16:29:11","date_gmt":"2012-01-09T20:29:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28251"},"modified":"2012-01-09T16:29:11","modified_gmt":"2012-01-09T20:29:11","slug":"ah-screw-it-caption-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28251","title":{"rendered":"Ah screw it: Caption Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I promised on Facebook that I wouldn&#8217;t blog this, but I am so flabbergasted that <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/blogs\/sideshow\/pittsburgh-zoo-hosting-adults-only-valentines-day-event-222103438.html\">Yahoo had this picture up<\/a>, that i just had to.\u00a0 Since Fenway and Mosby woke me up at 3am this morning, coming up with captions to this picture is the only thing keeping me from Canine-icide.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/elephantsex.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28252\" title=\"elephantsex\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/elephantsex.jpg?resize=310%2C233\" alt=\"\" width=\"310\" height=\"233\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/elephantsex.jpg?w=310&amp;ssl=1 310w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/elephantsex.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 310px) 100vw, 310px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mitt Still up in New Hampshire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I promised on Facebook that I wouldn&#8217;t blog this, but I am so flabbergasted that Yahoo had this picture up, that i just had to.\u00a0 Since Fenway and Mosby woke me up at 3am this morning, coming up with captions to this picture is the only thing keeping me from Canine-icide. &nbsp; Mitt Still up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-7lF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}