{"id":28008,"date":"2011-12-20T19:57:19","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T23:57:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28008"},"modified":"2011-12-20T20:05:03","modified_gmt":"2011-12-21T00:05:03","slug":"sensei-albert-john-aka-dick-munch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28008","title":{"rendered":"Sensei Albert John aka Dick Munch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/john_1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28009\" title=\"john_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/john_1.jpg?resize=390%2C329\" alt=\"\" width=\"390\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/john_1.jpg?w=390&amp;ssl=1 390w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/john_1.jpg?resize=300%2C253&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 390px) 100vw, 390px\" \/><\/a><\/center>That&#8217;s Sensei Albert John in the above picture. The folks at <a href=\"http:\/\/pownetwork.org\/horv\/horv_825.htm\">POW Network<\/a> sent us a link to their research. I think that picture is supposed to be him on a secret mission&#8230;but, I don&#8217;t know what the threat would be in a cornfield unless them damn woodchucks are chucking his wood again.<\/p>\n<p>Look at all of those damn medals, would ya. Yeah, I spend a lot of my time painted up in camouflage and admiring my finery with an authentic &#8220;grader&#8217;s stick&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/john_18.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28010\" title=\"john_18\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/john_18.jpg?resize=500%2C320\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, he sent a letter to POW Network claiming that the first picture was a Halloween costume, that he wasn&#8217;t claiming to be an SF Ranger. Yeh, huh. Like in this narrative someone snagged from the internet;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hi, I&#8217;m Sensei Albert John.<\/p>\n<p>I teach from the privacy of my own home. I&#8217;m a self defense consultant whom until recently only catered to private martial art schools, the military and law enforcement. I&#8217;ve decided to teach my much sought after skills to civilians as well. If your serious about training then I&#8217;m the right instructor for you. Your current physical fitness level, age or previous training will not be a burden with this program. You will love every minute of it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a former US Army special operations soldier, a surgical technologist, internationally certified in sterile processing, hold black belts and\/or high degrees in over half a dozen different martial arts to include but not limited to Ninjitsu, Jeet Kune Do, Muay Thai, Krav Maga and Lotar&#8230;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So what was he in the military? Well, he started out to be an infantryman, but after a couple of months, that proved to be a little difficult, he became an awards clerk;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Albert-John-Assignments.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28011\" title=\"Albert John Assignments\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Albert-John-Assignments.jpg?resize=500%2C231\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Albert-John-Assignments.jpg?w=807&amp;ssl=1 807w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Albert-John-Assignments.jpg?resize=300%2C138&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He claims he&#8217;s being railroaded by a bunch of cliquish Rangers at LinkedIn that he tried to join. As an excuse for trying to join he claimed the <a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=9470\">Ward Reilly Syndrome<\/a> &#8211; he was in some unit which called themselves &#8220;Rangers&#8221; so he is one, too. <\/p>\n<p>He also claims he scored &#8220;expert&#8221; with the Claymore mine &#8211; that&#8217;s hard to do, too, seein&#8217;s how the thing is imprinted with the phrase &#8220;Front Towards Enemy&#8221;. He alo claims he was awarded the EIB, but there&#8217;s none in his records;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Albert-John-FOIA.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-28012\" title=\"Albert John FOIA\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Albert-John-FOIA-785x1024.jpg?resize=497%2C649\" alt=\"\" width=\"497\" height=\"649\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Albert-John-FOIA.jpg?resize=785%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 785w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Albert-John-FOIA.jpg?resize=230%2C300&amp;ssl=1 230w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Albert-John-FOIA.jpg?w=1567&amp;ssl=1 1567w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 497px) 100vw, 497px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Gee, I wonder how an awards clerk got an MSM?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Dick Munch, has supposedly hired a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.westwood-law.com\/profiles.htm\">high-priced Los Angeles lawyer<\/a> to go after POW Network, and I decided that I want to be in the room during discovery, so here&#8217;s hopin&#8217; that I get a letter soon, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s Sensei Albert John in the above picture. The folks at POW Network sent us a link to their research. I think that picture is supposed to be him on a secret mission&#8230;but, I don&#8217;t know what the threat would be in a cornfield unless them damn woodchucks are chucking his wood again. Look at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-7hK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}