{"id":27628,"date":"2011-11-23T11:38:30","date_gmt":"2011-11-23T15:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27628"},"modified":"2011-11-23T11:38:30","modified_gmt":"2011-11-23T15:38:30","slug":"meet-lt-sbag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27628","title":{"rendered":"Meet Lt S###bag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cakmakli nominates Lieutenant Shitbag for next year&#8217;s tournament;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/LT-Shitbag.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27629\" title=\"LT Shitbag\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/LT-Shitbag.jpg?resize=501%2C334\" alt=\"\" width=\"501\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/LT-Shitbag.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/LT-Shitbag.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Compete with a close-up of his phony finery;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/LT-Shitbag1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27630\" title=\"LT Shitbag1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/LT-Shitbag1.jpg?resize=501%2C381\" alt=\"\" width=\"501\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/LT-Shitbag1.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/LT-Shitbag1.jpg?resize=300%2C228&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The story is over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.militaryphotos.net\/forums\/showthread.php?204766-Marine-Impersonator\">Militaryphotos.net<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The SEALs are letting an awful lot of people be SEALs without going through BUD\/S these days. I guess that&#8217;s why he&#8217;s wearing the miniature version of the badge. I think he&#8217;s the second Marine SEAL we&#8217;ve seen in the last few months. And when did the Marines start wearing pleated gray Dockers? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cakmakli nominates Lieutenant Shitbag for next year&#8217;s tournament; Compete with a close-up of his phony finery; The story is over at Militaryphotos.net. The SEALs are letting an awful lot of people be SEALs without going through BUD\/S these days. I guess that&#8217;s why he&#8217;s wearing the miniature version of the badge. I think he&#8217;s the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-7bC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}