{"id":27576,"date":"2011-11-19T20:29:19","date_gmt":"2011-11-20T00:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27576"},"modified":"2011-11-20T06:29:08","modified_gmt":"2011-11-20T10:29:08","slug":"what-was-she-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27576","title":{"rendered":"What was she thinking?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, the police will be blamed, but did she think she was in one of those Japanese p()rn movies?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/owsportlandspray.11172011_.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27577\" title=\"owsportlandspray.11172011_\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/owsportlandspray.11172011_.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/owsportlandspray.11172011_.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/owsportlandspray.11172011_.jpg?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/owsportlandspray.11172011_.jpg?resize=1024%2C682&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Peter North writes to say &#8220;Is that all you&#8217;ve got?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FY1I9dtygSo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, the police will be blamed, but did she think she was in one of those Japanese p()rn movies? Peter North writes to say &#8220;Is that all you&#8217;ve got?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[131],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-hate-hippies"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-7aM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}