{"id":27376,"date":"2011-11-09T09:38:20","date_gmt":"2011-11-09T13:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27376"},"modified":"2011-11-09T10:58:53","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T14:58:53","slug":"just-me-or-does-my-flower-look-a-little-suspicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27376","title":{"rendered":"Just me or does my flower look a little suspicious?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/385242_10100190965859837_15616687_45613901_1215796187_n.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27377\" title=\"385242_10100190965859837_15616687_45613901_1215796187_n\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/385242_10100190965859837_15616687_45613901_1215796187_n.jpg?resize=320%2C240\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/385242_10100190965859837_15616687_45613901_1215796187_n.jpg?w=320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/385242_10100190965859837_15616687_45613901_1215796187_n.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I must have gotten a gay Aerogarden or something.\u00a0 It&#8217;s like a Penn State locker room around here.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t really want this flower staring at me all day, but I don&#8217;t want to be caught picking it either.<\/p>\n<p>Should I just toss the whole garden, ask for\u00a0a new office, or just accept that my flower looks like a penis?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/desk.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27379\" title=\"desk\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/desk.jpg?resize=480%2C360\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/desk.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/desk.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I must have gotten a gay Aerogarden or something.\u00a0 It&#8217;s like a Penn State locker room around here.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t really want this flower staring at me all day, but I don&#8217;t want to be caught picking it either. Should I just toss the whole garden, ask for\u00a0a new office, or just accept that my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-77y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}