{"id":23314,"date":"2011-05-10T10:26:40","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T14:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=23314"},"modified":"2011-05-10T10:26:40","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T14:26:40","slug":"claymore-with-tuesdays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=23314","title":{"rendered":"Claymore with Tuesdays"},"content":{"rendered":"

Keep it classy. <\/a><\/p>\n

Slanted? Hey, that sounds racist against Japanese cars! <\/a><\/p>\n

Weak constitution.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Dupe process. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Primary schooled. <\/a><\/p>\n

Regressive progressive. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Unions asking for Obama support? No way! <\/a> <\/p>\n

Obama bin Lyin<\/a> <\/p>\n

Young and DUmb. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Gays set president straight…no pun intended. <\/a> <\/p>\n

This would be relevant if DUer’s actually worked. <\/a><\/p>\n

DAMN YOU BILL GATES!!! <\/a><\/p>\n

Pondering an American decline. <\/a><\/p>\n

Walmart hates you but loves museums. <\/a><\/p>\n

Gold digger. <\/a> <\/p>\n

“Dr. Fascist, please report to the ATF, stat.” <\/a><\/p>\n

I wish you weren’t in Dixie, away…away…<\/a><\/p>\n

Pffft…as if you weren’t already embarrassed to be an American. <\/a> <\/p>\n

So much for not spiking the football. <\/a><\/p>\n

The po-po makes me skeer’d. <\/a><\/p>\n

Ronulans are decloaking!!! <\/a>
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\nYou’re the Farce, Obama-Wan Kenobi.<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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